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Old 06-23-2019, 01:37 PM
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True and true (to the bottom of the Grand Canyon and back).

I am the son of two professional artists and you are not.

I have never walked with crutches, but you have.
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Old 06-23-2019, 01:41 PM
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True and true. (I played Tiny Tim in a prodution of A Christmas Carol.)

I have jumped on and off a moving train and you have not.

I have never swam across a river, but you have.
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Old 06-23-2019, 01:46 PM
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False and false (and it''s "swum").

I have 21 first cousins and you don’t.

I have never been to Disneyland or Disney World, but you have.
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Old 06-23-2019, 02:05 PM
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True (only nine) and true.

I have been to a picnic today, and you haven't.

I have never driven a convertible, and you have.
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Old 06-23-2019, 08:18 PM
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True (only nine) and true.

I have been to a picnic today, and you haven't.

I have never driven a convertible, and you have.
True and true.


I have caught a co-worker stealing money and you have not.

I have never climbed a tree in this millennium and you have.
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True and true.

I have won an office pool, and you have not.

I have not bought a lottery ticket in the past month, and you have.
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Old 06-23-2019, 09:36 PM
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True and false.

I have mowed grass that was over two feet tall with a walk-behind lawnmower, and you have not.

I have never lived in an apartment building, and you have.
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Old 06-24-2019, 06:46 AM
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True and true.

I remember when movies cost 25 cents and you don’t.

I have neither living parents nor children, but you do.
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Old 06-24-2019, 07:51 AM
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true and true.

I have cut my own live Christmas tree in the last decade and you have not.

I have not undergone major surgery (you know requiring one to be fully anaesthetized) during the last 50 years and you have.
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Old 06-24-2019, 08:18 AM
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False and false.

I know a surgeon, and you do not.

I have not caught a sturgeon, and you have.
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Old 06-24-2019, 12:46 PM
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False and true.

I have a degree in library science and you do not.

I have not mastered any martial arts and you have.
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Old 06-24-2019, 07:12 PM
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True and false.

I own a tuxedo and you do not.

I have not worn a tie in over 8 years and you have.
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Old 06-24-2019, 11:27 PM
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I have admired a beautiful woman while she wore a tuxedo, and you have not.

I have not worn a tuxedo in more than a decade, and you have.

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Old 06-25-2019, 04:28 AM
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True and true.

I have admired a beautiful woman while she wore a tuxedo, and you have not.

I have not worn a tuxedo in more than a decade, and you have.
True and false.


I have been to both Alaska and Australia and you have not.

I have never taken a bus to school and you have.
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Old 06-25-2019, 06:17 AM
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True and true.

I’m a memeber of the Mile High Club and you are not.

I have never piloted an airplane and you have.
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Old 06-25-2019, 09:08 AM
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True and false.

I know a pilot, and you don't.

I never flew on the Concorde, and you did.
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Old 06-25-2019, 04:19 PM
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True and false (but my aunt did).

I have walked through Antelope Canyon and you have not.

I have never stopped liking a song and you have.
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Old 06-26-2019, 08:01 AM
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True and true.

I have referred to myself as a 'nerd' and you have not.

I have never 'had my 15 minutes of fame' and you have.
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Old 06-26-2019, 02:32 PM
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False and true.

I have had quadruple bypass surgery and you have not.

I have never re-gifted anything, but you have.
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Old 06-26-2019, 02:38 PM
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True and true

I have caught a snake by hand and you have not.

I have never slept overnight on a boat and you have.
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Old 06-26-2019, 08:33 PM
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True and true

I have caught a snake by hand and you have not.

I have never slept overnight on a boat and you have.
False and false.


I have seen the Beach Boys in concert and you have not.

I have never driven a golf cart and you have.
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Old 06-26-2019, 11:01 PM
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False and false.

I have climbed to the top of St. Peter’s dome, and you have not.

I have never seen the Egyptian Pyramids and you have.
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Old 06-28-2019, 09:44 AM
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True and false.

I have earned a living umpiring softball and you have not.

I have never played on a softball league and you have.
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Old 06-28-2019, 12:34 PM
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True and false

I have made gluten-free, dairy-free mac and cheese and you have not.

I have never used a Keurig and you have.
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Old 06-28-2019, 12:52 PM
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True and true.

I watched a bit of both Dem debates this week, and you did not.

I haven't decided yet who I'll be supporting for President next year, and you have.
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Old 06-28-2019, 01:28 PM
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True and false.

I watched the Wizard of Oz every year on network television around Halloween and you did not.

I have never watched Mystery Science theater 3000 and you have.
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Old 06-28-2019, 01:46 PM
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True and false.

I have swum in the Colorado River (COLD!) and you have not.

I have never visited the Taj Mahal and you have.
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Old 06-28-2019, 02:14 PM
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True and true

I have eaten rabbit and you have not.

I have never changed a car's oil and you have.
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Old 06-28-2019, 02:42 PM
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False and false.

I'll be going to a parade tomorrow, and you will not.

I didn't have pizza for dinner yesterday, and you did.
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Old 06-28-2019, 03:37 PM
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True and false.

I have rowed a boat, and you have not.

I haven't paddled a canoe, and you have.
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Old 06-28-2019, 04:49 PM
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False and false.

I have dogs, cats and birds buried in my back yard and you do not.

I don’t have a sister and you do.
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Old 06-28-2019, 05:43 PM
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False and false.

I have dogs, cats and birds buried in my back yard and you do not.

I donít have a sister and you do.
True and true.

I have started a Straight Dope thread that had received more than 10,000 replies and you have not.

I have never had a crush on a teacher and you have.
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Old 06-28-2019, 09:49 PM
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True (looks like 7,593 replies is my personal best) and true (my fifth-grade math teacher, whose name I don't now recall, but she was hawt).

I have posted more than 100 times in a SDMB thread, and you have not.

I do not have any coins in my pockets right now, and you do.
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Old 06-28-2019, 10:08 PM
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False and false.

I have planted a tree and you have not.

I have never chopped down a tree and you have.
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Old 06-29-2019, 06:37 AM
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I have planted a tree and you have not.

I have never chopped down a tree and you have.
False and true.

I have ridden a carousel this year and you have not.

I have never been stung by a bee in the first 5 decades of my life and you have.
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Old 06-29-2019, 12:28 PM
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True and true.

I have volunteered on a suicide hotline and you have not.

I have never worn a professional uniform and you have.
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Old 06-30-2019, 08:53 PM
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True and true.

I have volunteered on a suicide hotline and you have not.

I have never worn a professional uniform and you have.
True and true.


I have to take prescription eye drops daily and you do not.

I have never ridden a horse and you have (guided pony rides do not count)
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Old 06-30-2019, 10:28 PM
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True and true.

I have administered chemo to cats and you have not.

I have never slept in a tent, and you have.
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Old 06-30-2019, 11:07 PM
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True and true.

I was active in the Boy Scouts, and you were not.

I know no transgender person, and you do.
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Old 07-01-2019, 01:50 AM
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Partly true and true
Partly true: Being female, I was never a Boy Scout, but when my son was one I did my share in some of the activities

I have been on TV more than once and you have not

I have never seen Breaking Bad and you have
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Old 07-01-2019, 04:55 AM
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Partly true and true
Partly true: Being female, I was never a Boy Scout, but when my son was one I did my share in some of the activities

I have been on TV more than once and you have not

I have never seen Breaking Bad and you have
Not sure and true (I was in a commercial that aired repeatedly, not sure if that counts)


I have had the same auto insurance carrier for more than 40 years and you have not.

I have never read a Harry Potter book and you have.


mmm
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Old 07-01-2019, 05:20 AM
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True and false.

My in-laws are Muslim and yours are not.

I haven't been to a live rock concert in 49 years and you have.
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Old 07-01-2019, 08:33 AM
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True and true.

I've been outside in a hurricane and you haven't.

I've never been to a segregated school and you have.
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Old 07-01-2019, 01:56 PM
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False and true.

I have climbed active volcanoes and you have not.

I no longer have an appendix and you do.
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True and true.

I have been electrocuted and you have not.

I have never had cable television and you have.
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True and true.

I have been through the Suez Canal five times and you have not.

I have never set foot in Africa and you have.
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I have been through the Suez Canal five times and you have not.

I have never set foot in Africa and you have.
True and false.

I have made homemade pierogi and you have not.

I have never worked in a restaurant and you have.
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Old 07-01-2019, 08:53 PM
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False (if kreplach count) and true.

I have made blueprints and you have not.

I have never performed in a marching band and you have.
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Old 07-01-2019, 11:23 PM
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False and false.

I have seen Hamilton live and you have not.

I have never been to Guam and you have.
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Old 07-02-2019, 04:50 AM
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False and false.

I have seen Hamilton live and you have not.

I have never been to Guam and you have.
False and false.


I have kept every vinyl LP I've ever owned and you have not.

I have never punched someone or have been punched in the face and you have.
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