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Old 07-18-2006, 07:39 PM
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If you find yourself at a dance and are also looking for romance there's a good possibility you may have to choose whether or not to take a chance.
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Old 07-18-2006, 07:42 PM
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Istanbul is no longer called Constantinople.

If I get fired from my job, the bank repos my car, I get disowned by my family, and my daughter gets taken away by CPS....I will have discovered what it means to be free.

Should Toni Braxton's significant other decide to end their relationship, she will die of asphyxiation.

Though nobody has ever bothered to point it out until now, apparently, well, I'm a dog. And because I've never utilized my canine abilities to apprehend a rabbit, Elvis has declared me persona non grata.
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Old 07-18-2006, 07:49 PM
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Also, when going out on--or coming off of--the street, there will be people you'll meet, you're likely to feel some heat, hear a beat, and should be prepared to move your feet.
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Old 07-18-2006, 07:50 PM
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If I desire to be someone's lover, it would be a particularly good idea to get with that individual's friends.
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Old 07-18-2006, 08:11 PM
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Though nobody has ever bothered to point it out until now, apparently, well, I'm a dog. And because I've never utilized my canine abilities to apprehend a rabbit, Elvis has declared me persona non grata.
Standing ovation! Bravo!
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Old 07-18-2006, 08:24 PM
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You can do anything you want to people as long as you don't step on their shoes. Good to know.

Jazz is for crazy people, blues is for old farts, so you should just be allowed to play rock and roll, while your still in that first pair of shoes.

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Old 07-18-2006, 08:28 PM
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Old 07-18-2006, 08:29 PM
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Although there are at least 50 ways to leave your lover, Paul Simon has seen fit to identify only a handful - leaving the remainder as an exercise for the listener.
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Old 07-18-2006, 08:39 PM
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1. Bird bird bird, buh-bird's the word.

2. Believe it or not, "deep fried chicken" and "best friend STICKIN" can indeed be rhymed in a "musical" way.

3. How to spell "respect"

4. If you're ever feeling alone, you will likely, at some point, pick up the phone.

5. Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take, Sting will be watching you.
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Old 07-18-2006, 08:54 PM
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1. Bird bird bird, buh-bird's the word.
While everyone may indeed have heard that bird is the word, I'm afraid I must disagree. This bold claim has never been backed up by any rationale and we must be careful not to accept it on authority only.

This theory has given way to the more reasoned assertion that the word, actually, is "grease." It does after all have both truth and meaning, and has the further advantage of being the way that we're feeling.
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:06 PM
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Uh, haven't you heard? The word is love.
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:09 PM
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if you use sex as a weapon, you should stop...

when looking for a hot spot, assuming you are north of Havana, look no further than the Copa Cabana...

people continue to talk about the night Chicago died...

you may choose not to believe it is so, but it is magic...

you can actually be high on the mere belief that another person is in love with you...

when all modes of communication with your upstairs neighbor fail to work, you can use a system of knocking on the ceiling or pipes to discuss your level of want...

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Old 07-18-2006, 09:11 PM
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Jesus was also in Chicago before heading to New Orleans. On the way down, He turned the Mississippi River to wine.

He also builds hot rods.
He also took a train to the coast with the rest of the trinity.

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I hope you know that this will go down on your PERMANENT RECORD.
I've learned this handy formula. I take:
1 for my family
2 cause you left me
3 for my heartache
4 for my headache
5 for my lonely
6 for my sorrow
7 no tomorrow
8 I forget what eight is
9 for a lost god
10 for everything
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:22 PM
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Osculation is apparently the best way to determine the depth of a man's feelings for you.
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:53 PM
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Standing ovation! Bravo!
The original version is clearer.
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Old 07-18-2006, 10:02 PM
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Love is a word? I thought love was a drug, quite possibly the one you are looking for.
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Old 07-18-2006, 10:02 PM
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Apparently, that song was not composed with me in mind.

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Old 07-18-2006, 10:08 PM
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Old 07-18-2006, 10:32 PM
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Romantic feelings for another person is similar to the Earth's natural satellite smashing into your visual organ as tho it was some form of baked Italian flavoured flat bread with savory toppings.
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Old 07-18-2006, 10:44 PM
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Don Johnson spends a fair amount of time checking for life signs.

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Old 07-18-2006, 10:52 PM
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Romantic feelings carry no price tag.

There is no particular dress code for street dancing.

The Book of Love has at least four chapters.
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Old 07-18-2006, 11:50 PM
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All the donut stores have names that sound like prostitutes.

Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes

In addition to what was earlier said about Jesus, he was also a sailor. None of it really makes sense though because if he was alive today he'd be gunned down cold by the CIA.
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Old 07-18-2006, 11:57 PM
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I like to rock and/or roll all nite, and party every day.

Paradise is by the dashboard lights.

I would do anything for love....

Why, it's a yellow rose I have on... thanks for asking.
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Old 07-19-2006, 12:36 AM
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If not Everybody, at least Somebody really should Wang Chung tonight.
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Old 07-19-2006, 12:51 AM
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Why, it's a yellow rose I have on... thanks for asking.
D.D.? Is that you?
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Old 07-19-2006, 02:10 AM
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Women who like to eat dinner early in the evening are tramps.

Captain Smith apparently gave Pocahontas some kind of fever - likely the same one that Juliet gave Romeo. (I'm thinking it was the clap.)

When you're planning to make somebody blue, it's courteous to tell them so yourself and not wait for them to hear it through the grapevine.

Big girls don't cry. They don't cry-ay-ay. (They don't cry.)

While you might feel tempted to pursue mocha chocolata yaya down in old New Orleans, you're likely to be permanently changed by the experience.

Before fighting giant pink robots, make sure to take your vitamins.

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is not a particularly interesting conversationalist.

You can determine if a man is a cold-hearted snake by looking into his eyes (though, as others have noted, you can't use the same methodology to determine if he really loves you, as you'll be deceived.)
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Old 07-19-2006, 02:45 AM
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Your freedom of access to boisterous group experiences is something for which you would be wise to expect some resistance and confrontation.

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Old 07-19-2006, 03:27 AM
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Old 07-19-2006, 04:01 AM
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Old 07-19-2006, 05:37 AM
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If you shoot a man in Reno, Nevada (just to watch him die) for some strange reason they'll lock you up in a prison in California!
No. the Nevada officails want to extradite him for that after he serves the 7 consecutive 99 year sentances for cutting up them hookers in San Francisco.

I can't believe that's twice today I have had cause to make this observation.

On a related note, lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

And if you have a hammer, you're never satisfied. You always want more and more.

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Old 07-19-2006, 07:20 AM
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Old 07-19-2006, 07:27 AM
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If I get fired from my job, the bank repos my car, I get disowned by my family, and my daughter gets taken away by CPS....I will have discovered what it means to be free.
Because you got high?
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:10 AM
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Stalking someone is OK if you really love them.
If you dig some girl who's an addled heroin junkey, you should humor her and let her walk all over you, because it shows you really love her.
See that guy there? He knows all the lyrics to all the songs, and he buys our albums and sees our concerts and supports us in all we do, but he really doesn't understand what we're trying to say, because he's not a manipulative heroin junkey.

(You know, I should probably get off this grunge kick.)

Oh yeah, and apparently I'm no good, I'm no good, I'm no good, baby, I'm no good.
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:24 AM
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:32 AM
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I don't know about this guy I just met. On the one hand, he says I can dance if I want to, but he's also encouraging me to leave my friends behind, since my friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of his.



I learned that sexy, sophisticated self-assured women (or guys in drag) are like mixtures of high explosives and laser beams.
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:36 AM
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I don't know about this guy I just met. On the one hand, he says I can dance if I want to, but he's also encouraging me to leave my friends behind, since my friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of his.
That sounds a like this girl I know, who says that if I want to get with her, I also have to get with her friends.

Of course, I'm fine with that, but I'm still waiting for my orgy...
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:44 AM
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Uh, haven't you heard? The word is love.
I'd heard that "grease" was the word.


Also, Brandy is a fine girl.
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:57 AM
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(You know, I should probably get off this grunge kick.)

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Old 07-19-2006, 09:19 AM
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:24 AM
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:25 AM
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:37 AM
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:44 AM
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It used to be that I could control myself and that I could love you. But that was once upon a time.
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:46 AM
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All the party people in the house feel a strange compulsion to say "Ho!"

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Old 07-19-2006, 09:50 AM
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Not only is Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth a poor conversationalist, she is not a member of the species Homo sapiens.
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:53 AM
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If you love someone with enough effort, you will add an extra day to the week, making a total of eight days.
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:57 AM
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:58 AM
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:59 AM
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Strange things happen when you're not around. Our love has some sort of telekinetic power.
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Old 07-19-2006, 10:03 AM
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It's absolute murder on the dance floor. Seriously.
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