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A shot of downtown Wasilla and the view therefrom. Doesn't seem right, somehow.
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Palin is pretty much the same as she's always been. The difference in perception is also unchanged among the thinking classes. No, something else has changed ...
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I have to add John McCain calling anti-Kissinger protesters "scum". He's one of my favorite politicians ever, but his moral dudgeon is often severely misplaced. John McCain knows what scum is. He was imprisoned and tortured by scum. He's met with some of the scummiest world leaders in existence as a Senator. Code Pink protesters may be inappropriate, but they have a legitimate beef with Kissinger, this country's greatest practitioner of cold realpolitik.
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No, I just have Tourette's. Sometimes I accidentally blurt out reasonable things.
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No, I just have Tourette's. Sometimes I accidentally blurt out reasonable things.
Wait, have your last 1000 posts been one big whoosh?
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Mike Huckabee's defense on his comments about the trashy women at Fox News? "No, I was talking about all of the women in New York, Washington and Hollywood."
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Well, that should help...
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Old 01-30-2015, 10:02 AM
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Will there be . . . Jell-O?
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Mike Huckabee's defense on his comments about the trashy women at Fox News? "No, I was talking about all of the women in New York, Washington and Hollywood."
Well, it's a good thing Fox News is headquartered in Atlanta, GA, then, right?

Oh, wait.
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Falafel...

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I have to add John McCain calling anti-Kissinger protesters "scum". He's one of my favorite politicians ever, but his moral dudgeon is often severely misplaced. John McCain knows what scum is. He was imprisoned and tortured by scum. He's met with some of the scummiest world leaders in existence as a Senator. Code Pink protesters may be inappropriate, but they have a legitimate beef with Kissinger, this country's greatest practitioner of cold realpolitik.
Really. Plus he has sat with some lowlifes in that chamber. I could understand him looking upon the Code Pinkers as punk-ass hippie bitches descended from the same who were protesting the war 45 years ago, but come now, Mac, "lowlife scum", on the hearing record, from the chairman? Bit of a loss of composure for a brief disruption of a public hearing abd dissing a public figure whose actions are fair game for protest..
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Anti-Kissinger protests triggered a 'Nam flashback maybe?
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No, I just have Tourette's. Sometimes I accidentally blurt out reasonable things.
Okay, but don't start making a habit of it.
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Guv Christie starts a new PAC. Hmm, what would the acronym be? Liberty Matters For America dot Org?

Yeah, that works good.
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No, I just have Tourette's. Sometimes I accidentally blurt out reasonable things.
Wrong on that too, what you have is reverse Tourette.

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Dr Katz: I once had a patient that had reverse Touratte.

Dr. Katz son: Really? How that [condition] works?

Dr Katz: Well, the patient goes in rants like" You dirty, stinky, bastard, son of a... nice tie!"

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Guv Christie starts a new PAC. Hmm, what would the acronym be? Liberty Matters For America dot Org?

Yeah, that works good.
Is this for real? It's almost too good to be true. LMFAO!
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Old 01-31-2015, 12:36 PM
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Really. Plus he has sat with some lowlifes in that chamber. I could understand him looking upon the Code Pinkers as punk-ass hippie bitches descended from the same who were protesting the war 45 years ago, but come now, Mac, "lowlife scum", on the hearing record, from the chairman? Bit of a loss of composure for a brief disruption of a public hearing abd dissing a public figure whose actions are fair game for protest..
Funny how politicians are always championing citizens' Constitutional rights until they have to deal with someone exercising them. Then they're "scum".
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Emergency manager of Flint, Michigan, appointed by Governor Rick Snyder doesn't care that the water is polluted with poisons. It's too expensive to provide clean water.
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Is this for real? It's almost too good to be true. LMFAO!
YES it's for real!

Twitter mocks Christie's unintentionally profane PAC acronym: The Auditor

Christie's PAC's web site, Leadership Matters for America: https://leadershipmattersforamerica.org/
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YES it's for real!

Twitter mocks Christie's unintentionally profane PAC acronym: The Auditor

Christie's PAC's web site, Leadership Matters for America: https://leadershipmattersforamerica.org/
Hey, maybe it's just that Christie is sexy and he knows it.
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More great ideas from the Derpublicans: state legislator Todd Russ introduces HB 1125, which would require clerics (christian or jewish, no mullahs) to perform all marriages.

Because, you know, there are no religious gays, and there are no ministers or rabbis that would ever marry gays. This would fix everything.
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It looks like we won't have Presidential Candidate Chris Christie to kick around much longer, as 96% of likely Iowa Caucus voters don't like him. A terrible loss for this thread, but he's still governor.
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Someone should tell Huckabee that those women at Fox news probably don't just [I]use[I] those words, but they actually do those things. Picture it, Governor.

Then watch as his head explodes.
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Funny how politicians are always championing citizens' Constitutional rights until they have to deal with someone exercising them. Then they're "scum".
Well Constitutional rights are all very well and good so long as they are just words printed on paper. But when people attempt to put them to use in the REAL world, well, that's when they become .. problematical.
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Someone should tell Huckabee that those women at Fox news probably don't just [I]use[I] those words, but they actually do those things. Picture it, Governor.

Then watch as his head explodes.
I thought it was widely understood that the reason all the female Faux News babblers wear skirts is that it makes it more convenient when Roger Ailes wants to fist them.
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Mike Huckabee and others who believe being gay is a lifestyle choice.

Very interesting point of view, that. Especially if you think about it, and I mean, follow it through to its logical conclusions.

It means that all gay people, everywhere, actually are just as straight as you or me. They are in fact attracted to members of the opposite sex. But one day, out of the clear blue sky, or derp derp derp childhood psychological trauma derp derp theory derp, decide you know what? I'm a guy, but I'd just loooooove to suck on a penis today.

They had that thought, and did not have the natural reaction that a straight guy would have which is "Penis in my mouth? Nope."

So, he's essentially saying everyone in the whole wide word is bisexual and can switch between which gender they interact with sexually, on a whim. Just like that, by deciding to.

That's very interesting to me, because it's so absurd, but what are the implications of that?

Does it mean, therefore, that penis is actually so awesome, even straight guys would love it, if they just gave it a quick go as an experiment? Like, even gay-bashing homophobes with like 19 children, if they were to just calm down for a moment, and tried a penis on for size just once, why, they'd go absolutely, pardon the expression, head over heels?

That's very interesting to me. It's a point of view that astounds me. Every person who thinks being gay is really a choice like that, is essentially saying that the only reason they're not gay today is because they're resisting the overwhelming urge to do it.

And gay peoples out there are actually all tempters and temptresses, holding the same-sex cock and vagina and dangling it in front of our faces like rich and tasty dessert items that we know we shouldn't partake of, but would totally enjoy if we did.

VERY interesting universe they live in. Quite interesting indeed. I guess it really is the forbidden fruit, it's just so delicious it will turn you gay if you tried it once.

I'll pass, but okay. Neat belief system you got there.
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I'll pass, but okay. Neat belief system you got there.
Indeed.

My default assumption for anyone who thinks being gay is a "choice" or a "lifestyle" is that they are probably either closeted, or denying their own sexuality.

I figure that THEY actually think about gay sex all the time, so they think EVERYone does.
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VERY interesting universe they live in. Quite interesting indeed. I guess it really is the forbidden fruit, it's just so delicious it will turn you gay if you tried it once.
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My default assumption for anyone who thinks being gay is a "choice" or a "lifestyle" is that they are probably either closeted, or denying their own sexuality.
Yep. I am a completely straight dude. I have an incredibly broad spectrum of attraction to the female form.

Guys? Not to any measurable level. I can appreciate male beauty, and remain unmoved by it.

But I have a significant number of gay (both genders) friends. I love them and I am passionate about defending them and their rights. I have zero interest in switching sides and they understand that.

"Doth protest too much" was never more apt then when applied to the virulent anti-gays.
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Well, a lot of people are naturally bisexual and ethically heterosexual. That's not exactly a new idea.
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That's very interesting to me. It's a point of view that astounds me. Every person who thinks being gay is really a choice like that, is essentially saying that the only reason they're not gay today is because they're resisting the overwhelming urge to do it..

(Post shortened a lot)

You left out how Jesus keeps the gay away, There but for the grace indeed.
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Well, a lot of people are naturally bisexual and ethically heterosexual. That's not exactly a new idea.
Really? Do you have a cite for that? I'm truly curious as I've never heard that at all.
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More great ideas from the Derpublicans: state legislator Todd Russ introduces HB 1125, which would require clerics (christian or jewish, no mullahs) to perform all marriages.

Because, you know, there are no religious gays, and there are no ministers or rabbis that would ever marry gays. This would fix everything.
They CAN be stripped of their ecclesiastical authority, you know.

Or are you one of those counter-antidisestablishmentarianism lowlifes who've been causing so much trouble lately?

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They CAN be stripped of their ecclesiastical authority, you know.
That would bust a hornets' nest of 1A issues. The state would have to certify marriage-qualified clerics, meaning establishment of a religious endorsement. It is just incomprehensible that they would think this could work, and given the expense this could incur in litigation and the fact that it is so blatantly unconstitutional, any legislator that votes for this, or any other obviously untenable legislation, ought to be personally liable for a share of all the legal expenses after it gets shot down.
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That would bust a hornets' nest of 1A issues. The state would have to certify marriage-qualified clerics, meaning establishment of a religious endorsement. It is just incomprehensible that they would think this could work, and given the expense this could incur in litigation and the fact that it is so blatantly unconstitutional, any legislator that votes for this, or any other obviously untenable legislation, ought to be personally liable for a share of all the legal expenses after it gets shot down.
HEY! Watch out now - soon you will be insulting the great state of Derplahoma for our actions. This is a new year and we're tired of being 4th/5th/6th in craven ideas. We proudly piss away expenses on legislation/litigation that is utterly, unredeemably unconstitutional. I'm actually in Hawaii now but I still have some remaining taxes to pay there so I can bitch. See Kern, Sally and Cockroft, Idiot several posts back. AND they are just getting warmed up for the new legislative session.
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More great ideas from the Derpublicans: state legislator Todd Russ introduces HB 1125, which would require clerics (christian or jewish, no mullahs) to perform all marriages.

Because, you know, there are no religious gays, and there are no ministers or rabbis that would ever marry gays. This would fix everything.
This might be the thread winner.
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one of those counter-antidisestablishmentarianism lowlifes
All right, say that thrice while touching your nose and hopping on one foot, we'll drop the drunk in public charge.
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That would bust a hornets' nest of 1A issues. The state would have to certify marriage-qualified clerics, meaning establishment of a religious endorsement. It is just incomprehensible that they would think this could work, and given the expense this could incur in litigation and the fact that it is so blatantly unconstitutional, any legislator that votes for this, or any other obviously untenable legislation, ought to be personally liable for a share of all the legal expenses after it gets shot down.
Actually, this sounds like the stupid liberal idea of the day. One interpretation: all Americans, regardless of sexual orientation, have the right* to get married in the church of their choice. Therefore, it behooves the federal government to dictate theological policy** to churches to ensure all Americans can duly exercise those rights.

Not something one would expect to come out of Oklahoma.

* No, they don't.

** oooooh, bad idea.
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I'm not following how that's like a liberal idea at all. No one on the pro-equality side has ever suggested that churches be forced to perform same-sex marriages.
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I'm not following how that's like a liberal idea at all. No one on the pro-equality side has ever suggested that churches be forced to perform same-sex marriages.
My bad. I didn't read the link, just eschereal's post: and I misinterpreted the words "require clerics to perform all marriages" to mean "require clerics to marry anyone who asks them to", which would be the kind of over-stepping nanny-statism that I described.

What the bill actually intends is to outlaw secular marriage, which is an incredibly stupid Republican idea of the day.
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Perhaps the Stupid Liberal Strawman Idea of the Day?

Liberal Strawman really comes up with horrible, horrible ideas.
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IIRC the idea that liberals are trying to force churches to perform same-sex marriages is a typical stupid Republican idea from the Republican echo chamber.

[Searching]

Sure enough, it has been observed in the wild :

http://www.thestranger.com/slog/arch...&view=comments
(Dan Savage deals with a concern troll with that idea)

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Hey Jon, how about all that space on the right there? What if you drew ovals from here to theocracy? What if you drew a shape like this, or like this, or like this, to theocracy? That's r... wait a minute.

Strawman slippery-slope dumb guy might have a point.
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Holy shit, that's exactly where my mind went, too. Let's fuck, askthepizzaguy. We're obviously soulmates.
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