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But....the rope was weak.
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So...they looked for duct tape.
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But what they found was just masking tape.
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So..they decided to just walk.
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But while they were walking someone stole the car.
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So...they called a Uber.
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But when the Uber showed up, it was their very own car that had been stolen.
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So...they called the sheriff.
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But when they did, the Uber driver's phone rang, and they realized that he was actually the sheriff in their stolen car.
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So...they took off at a dead run.
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Old 03-28-2020, 10:17 PM
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But the sheriff followed them, and nearly drove them off the road.
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So....they slammed on the brakes.
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But of course the sheriff was in their car, so they had no brakes.
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So..they jumped in a convienant river.
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But in their panic, they forgot that some of them didn't know how to swim.
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So...they grabbed on to a large turtle
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But...there were too many of them, and they started to sink, turtle and all.
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So...the turtle flipped over..
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So they plunged into the water going down down down all the time wondering if there were perhaps more turtles farther down they could clutch onto
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But no matter how many turtles they encountered, they never reached the last turtle because... well, you know.
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