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Old 03-02-2020, 06:11 PM
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I ain't got no body. I'm a big floating head, and - all right, get out of my sight!
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Old 03-04-2020, 06:18 AM
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I have a big head, and little arms! I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
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Old 03-07-2020, 12:55 PM
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I would do it. I would kiss a frog. I would kiss a hundred frogs if I could marry a prince and be a princess.
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Zoot: Hey man, I can't figure out what side we're on. Are we with the pirates or the frog captain?

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"I thought you were voting for me!"

"I was, but Zack promised I could be an ambassador."
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I can't help but feel that they were meant for me...
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Old 03-13-2020, 05:02 PM
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As I get older and older, I find it harder and harder to read my small little wristwatch. So I will launch Big Ben into space, and fly it all the way to the Tri-State area!
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Blast the devil - too soon! Why can’t those pea-brained, Big Ben buffoons get it right?
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"All right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter, do you got it?"
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Old 03-21-2020, 02:57 PM
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"Oh, why should I?"

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Old 03-23-2020, 03:03 PM
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"Anastasia and Drizella--where are they?"

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Old 03-24-2020, 11:34 AM
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So, first you shoot an arrow at me, then you knock me into the mud, and then you send me off into the woods to die? I'm starting to think you don't like me.
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Old 03-27-2020, 02:31 PM
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You mean ... you mean you don't like me?
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Again you have failed, Pinky the Chihuahua!
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She's not just *any* Chihuahua, Angela! She's a bossy, arrogant, manipulative Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
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All right. Keep the little beasts. Do what you like with them. Drown them, for all I care. You're a *fool*, Anita! I have no use for fools. You're fired, you're finished, you'll never work in fashion again! I'm through with all of you! I'll get even! Just wait. You'll be sorry. You fools! You IDIOTS!
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