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Old 12-02-2018, 06:43 PM
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Is that what they call an apple-tini?
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Old 12-02-2018, 11:25 PM
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Will the next poster bring in two drinks with you?
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Old 12-03-2018, 02:30 AM
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Could the next poster bring more than two, if he or she had a tray?
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Old 12-04-2018, 03:16 AM
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Is there a way to share drinks over the Internet without shorting out your computer?
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Old 12-04-2018, 08:10 AM
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Isn't that why they invented Skype?
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Old 12-05-2018, 04:07 AM
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Can Skype serve drinks, or is it limited to speech and pictures?
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Old 12-05-2018, 01:51 PM
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Wouldn’t that be a killer app?!
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Old 12-05-2018, 02:37 PM
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Would that be the new version of "scratch 'n' sniff"?
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Old 12-06-2018, 01:00 AM
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Is "scratch and sniff" still a thing?
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Old 12-06-2018, 10:53 AM
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Do you want me to ask my ex-GF from college?
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Old 12-06-2018, 05:08 PM
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I know her, are you sure you wanna do that?
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Old 12-06-2018, 11:45 PM
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Did I cross a line?
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Old 12-07-2018, 12:18 AM
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Did you scratch n sniff the line?
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Old 12-07-2018, 12:42 AM
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Remember those Odorama scratch 'n sniff cards from Pink Flamingos?
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Old 12-07-2018, 01:20 AM
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How can we remember things before our time?
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Old 12-07-2018, 08:28 AM
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Isn’t that what Google is for?
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Old 12-07-2018, 09:25 AM
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Oh! And do you mind getting off my lawn?
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Old 12-07-2018, 06:32 PM
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If Nobody is on your lawn, how can you tell them to get off it?
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Old 12-07-2018, 06:44 PM
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Ooooh! And if Nobody cuts down a tree in the forest, does it make a sound?
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Old 12-07-2018, 08:34 PM
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How can a tree make a sound, if nobody cuts it down?
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Old 12-07-2018, 11:59 PM
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If nobody cuts one does it make a sound?
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Old 12-08-2018, 06:40 PM
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Shouldn’t it be, “He who smelled it, dealt it”?
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Are we talking Blackjack now?
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