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Old 04-20-2017, 11:51 AM
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What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading?


"I think it was my love of wrestling that first took me to the dance hall."


-from Unfaithful Music and Disappearing Ink by Elvis Costello


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Old 04-20-2017, 12:16 PM
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Watership Down, by Richard Adams. It was the one book I was forced to read in school that I liked, and after his death this year I wanted to read it again.
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From the poem compilation "All of Us: The Collected Poems".
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How did the Marquis de Lafayette win over the stingiest, crankiest tax protestors in the history of the world?

from Lafayette in the somewhat United States by Sarah Vowell

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"Quantitative Finance is a highly complex interdisciplinary field, which covers mathematics, finance, and information technology; navigating it successfully requires specialist knowledge from many sources, such as financial derivatives, stochastic calculus, and Monte Carlo simulation."

- Advanced Quantitative Finance with C++ by Alonso Pena

I try to read a technical book ever quarter, and I choose this one because I was interested (and super ignorant) regarding the techniques behind high frequency trading. The programs which do HFT need to make predictions and arbitrages really, really fast, as billions of dollars are being moved around every minute.

It's some of the most optimal code around. The fiber optic cables which they use to connect the servers in the NYSE are all measured to be the exact same length, as even a foot of difference adds an additional 1.5 microsecond delay, which could be the difference between making or losing money.

It's like an enormously complex game of undeterminable size and dimension, with millions of moves made daily, all by highly efficient programs. It's honestly kind of scary. I mean this is the backbone of the world's economy we're talking about here.
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Real Tigers, (Slough House) third book in the series.
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"To Athene then. Young Gnossos Pappadopoulis, furry Pooh Bear, keeper of the flame, voyaged back from the asphalt seas of the great wasted land: oh highways U.S. 40 and unyielding 66, I am home to the glacier-gnawed gorges, the fingers of lakes, the golden girls of Westchester and Shaker Heights."

-- Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me, by Richard Farina
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A Death in Summer by Benjamin Black.
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"To Athene then. Young Gnossos Pappadopoulis, furry Pooh Bear, keeper of the flame, voyaged back from the asphalt seas of the great wasted land: oh highways U.S. 40 and unyielding 66, I am home to the glacier-gnawed gorges, the fingers of lakes, the golden girls of Westchester and Shaker Heights."

-- Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me, by Richard Farina
Abandonned. I seem to remember absolutely loving this book back in the day, but now I find it just about unreadable.

New first sentence: "Forty-one years after I died, my friend Dale returned to the farm where I was murdered." A Winter Haunting, by Dan Simmons
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& then the murders began


mmm, which first sentence?
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  • Introduction
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mmm, which first sentence?
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I love reading Christmas stories, and this is a good time to do it. This is from Miracle and Other Christmas Stories by Connie Willis.

There was a Christmas tree in the lobby when Lauren got to work, and the receptionist was sitting with her chin in her hand, watching the security monitor.
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It Can't Happen Here, by Sinclair Lewis (First Edition)
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"Thank you for coming. Please, won't you sit with me a moment, my friend?"

Although I think the chapter title is much more in line with the vibe of the book: "Hello, Slattern!"

- Unmentionable: The Victorian Lady's Guide to Sex, Marriage, and Manners
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At a press conference held the day before the 2010 Chicago Marathon, returning champion Sammy Wanjiru confessed that he was only 75 percent fit for the race.

from How Bad Do You Want It? by Matt Fitgerald
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"Thank you for coming. Please, won't you sit with me a moment, my friend?"

Although I think the chapter title is much more in line with the vibe of the book: "Hello, Slattern!"

- Unmentionable: The Victorian Lady's Guide to Sex, Marriage, and Manners
I feel "Thank you for coming." gets into the spirit of a guide to sex and manners.
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Don't spoil it for me.

...but, I'm guessing the protagonist comes back?
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I was torn between posting

"Call me Ishmael."

or

"It was a dark and stormy night."

But the guy who posted "Fear and Loathing" gets points.
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I was torn between posting

"Call me Ishmael."

or

"It was a dark and stormy night."

But the guy who posted "Fear and Loathing" gets points.
Did you consider, you know, posting the first sentence from the book you are currently reading?


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I was torn between posting

"Call me Ishmael."

or

"It was a dark and stormy night."

But the guy who posted "Fear and Loathing" gets points.
Actually, I was reading A Wrinkle In Time when I first saw this thread which truly starts:

"It was a dark and stormy night."

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Seveneves - Neal Stephenson
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