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Old 08-12-2019, 09:48 PM
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Beckdawrek is a bad, bad, bad Nana! (The big birthday weekend!)


Granddaughter turned 6 today. Her big birthday bash was Saturday. 12 squealing 5 and 6 yos.
Nana was invited. Nope.
I went Shopping for her Saturday morning. She had 2 wishes for her 6th. An iPhone of her very own and a Siamese cat just like Nanas. Uh-oh.
The parents purchased the phone. Thank god I didn't have to make THAT decision.
I was warned about the cat. "DO NOT get her a live cat! Siamese or otherwise." Son-of-a-wrek swore an oath to kill any cat brought to his house. (He's really not that mean, he was just trying to scare me).
I wouldn't ever give a live animal as a gift, anyway. For a brief minute I thought I might just do it. Then I figured I end up with a permanent new house guest. The residing Siamese might take umbrage. So I quickly got outta that daydream.
I got her a journal kit and a stuffed Siamese cat. I drove by before the party to take her gift. I felt bad, bad, bad. She just knew I was bringing her a kitten. That and she already had her iPhone taken away. She hit her sister. No more phone for 24 hours. DIL was way too pleased with her new handle on discipline. Poor kid.
I told granddaughter someday she could choose her own pets. She just had to grow up, graduate college, get a job and buy/adopt her own cat. She looked downhearted. I told her I knew a secret way to get what she wanted. She was all ears. I said to keep her stuff picked up, help with baby sister. Take good care of her dog. And beg. And beg. And beg. And keep begging. She said Mom won't do it. I said "girl you're so right!", I told her to only beg Daddy. When they were alone. And dont let up. Ever.
Today I get a text message from Son-of-a-wrek. He wanted to know where I got them damn cats. And what do they cost.
Uh-oh!
Who knew my secret method would work so well. And so fast.
Oh, and I got my first text from a newly 6yo granddaughter. It said, and I quote "I love Nana"
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You are bad, bad, bad. <3
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That's the purpose of grandparents - spoil the kids; hype 'em up on sugar...& then give 'em back.
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Brilliant work Beck. Love it, you bad Nana you.
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Old 08-13-2019, 03:58 AM
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Nice story!

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More texts from Son-of-a-wrek. He wanted to know the breeders name and number. He asked what did I pay for them.
I told him.
One text back, it said, "Gulp"
I told him I know a secret way to get what you want.
He was all ears.

ETA: I didn't have the heart to break it to him that he's gonna have buy 2.

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Bekkers, you do cat rescue work. Or, at least you DID up until the Cat From Hell introduced you to your best friend, The Cheerful State Trooper.

Tell Son-of-Wrek and Lil Wrekker that you shall keep an eye out for a rescue Siamese kitten.

Of course, this could take years.


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Bekkers, you do cat rescue work. Or, at least you DID up until the Cat From Hell introduced you to your best friend, The Cheerful State Trooper.

Tell Son-of-Wrek and Lil Wrekker that you shall keep an eye out for a rescue Siamese kitten.

Of course, this could take years.


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Granddaughter wants a Siamese cat "just like Nanas" Who am I to argue with such flattering logic?
Seriously, I plan to look about for a Siamese type cat, for her.
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Just remember - your son may be picking out your nursing home some day.

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Old 08-13-2019, 11:34 AM
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Just remember - your son may be picking out your nursing home some day.

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Like I'd leave that decision to him. He's already loosed his Nazi wife on me. She's the one to worry about.
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Uh-oh. Got a text from DIL: "Stop it!"
I'm in trouble now.
I may be going to that nursing home sooner than I thought.

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If either set of grandparents tried to gift my child with a critter, said critter would have been immediately rehomed with the offending grandparent. It's one thing to give a toddler a drum...
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My daughter describes herself as "that" aunt.

She has gifted nieces and nephews with all matters of noisy toys, including elextronic things that bleep and boop. She didn't just give A drum: she gave a niece a complete, kid-sized drum KIT.

My grandson just had a birthday. "That" aunt gave him a toy called a ro-BUTT. You pull his finger, he farts.


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watches thread, taking notes for when the grand-sithlings are old enough to ask for the good stuff for birthdays and christmas.
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Old 08-13-2019, 07:11 PM
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Yep, Dork, it's a laugh a minute!!

ETA: DIL just left here. She's softening. Heh-heh!

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That reminds me, I meant to ask this earlier, how long is umbrage good for? If I keep it in a cool, dry place, away from open flame or other heat and out of direct sunlight, will it stay good for a few years if stored? Can I stock pile it for the future when the dorklings start taking it from me as payment for the AWESOMEST presents EVER!!! I'm going to give the grandkids?
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Umbrage is better taken fresh, daily. My cats have an unlimited supply.
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I may be going to that nursing home sooner than I thought.
Only if you make a wrong turn off the main road and end up in the home's parking lot.

You're a long way from living there, Beck.
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DIL wanted to visit the cats while she was at my house. I broke out the "freshly, homemade good-ist treats" ever. They flew down the stairs, leaving the dead moth they had been staring at most of the afternoon. Bear did his 2 best tricks before pitching a hissy-fit about his treat not being 'right'
Meeko allowed a few seconds of petting. And...like smoke they vaporized.
She was less than impressed. I'm ashamed to say they have no manners or socialization. It can't be helped, I don't have much socialization either.
But DIL's, at least, entertaining the idea.
I may get lots of texts from granddaughter saying: "I love Nana"
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But for some reason I have an odd premonition that this is gonna bite me in the butt.

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Beck is a good, good, good Nana, and don't let anybody tell you, Beck, otherwise.

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But for some reason I have an odd premonition that this is gonna bite me in the butt.
You're thinking of Bear.
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Our Siamese seems to be different then the standard. She is completely silent and quite affectionate if you let her. I don't encourage it because she is a real "kneader" with those sharp claws.

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Meeko is a 'kneader', I have spots on my thigh she has put tiny holes in. If I wear a certain pair of pj pants she gets to me fast. Bear only shows affection by blinkie eyes. Or he'll come and sit close to me on the arm of my chair. Unless it's cold. Then I have Velcro cats. I'm their personal 'warming' hooman.
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Well, big news bump. The Junior-Wrek family is going to see kittens at the breeders house this weekend. Granddaughter is ecstatic. Son-of-a-wrek is happy-ish. DIL is decidedly un...un..something about it. I asked her did she dislike cats. She relayed that her favorite pet as a kid was a tuxedo cat. So I have high hopes this will be successful. Yay!! Baby kitties!!
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You know we need pictures, right?
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Yes. My first grand-kitties. I'm over the moon!
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Agree with Leaffan: photos are necessary. Heck, they are mandatory.
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no, see beck you did it wrong .. what you were supposed to do is buy them and keep them hidden and on the day of the birthday put them in a cute basket wrapped and hand it to her in a room full of relatives

my mom did this for my step sister after my dad's new wife said no to her getting guinea pigs

it was a response to dad and stepmom giving me a kitten she didn't want to me to have mom never went inside she just honked the horn for me to come outside and handed me a big wrapped basket and had a card from me and my 2 brothers as she "forgot" to buy a present with us (grandma says that was intentional) she opened it with about 30 relatives on both sides of the family..... stepmoms side of the family thought it was nice and adorable "isnt it ice your ex bought her a present? " my relatives knew better they knew my mom could be the nicest bitch in the world when she wanted to get back at you ......

Funny thing was it was a male and female pair.....lets just say by the time they sent them to their real dads they had almost a dozen.... mom won that one ..... my stepsister didnt realize the subtext until grandma told her some things she asked about before grandma passed

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Bear bit me last night. I was trying to keep him from stealing Meekos treat. And I moved his around alittle, he nipped my thumb. Didn't break the skin. Oh!, He knew immediately he had done a bad thing. Flew up to the beam. I left his treat on his plate and Meeko stole them. Serves him right. Bad, bad, bad kitty!
I'm thinking I might recommend the Jr.-wrekkers choose a less snooty, finicky breed.
I'd hate granddaughters first cat experiences be horrible.
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You're thinking of Bear.
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Bear bit me last night.
One or both of us need to play the lottery, because we've got some mad future-predicting skills.
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I shoulda paid more heed to your warning, Steve.
Send me some numbers and I'll buy a Powerball ticket.
I'll share if I win, I promise.

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Agree with Leaffan: photos are necessary. Heck, they are mandatory.
Don't hold your breath. Beck is pretty stingy with the pics.
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The trip to the breeder is still on. She has kittens and some on the way but they are spoken for, apparently. I talked the Son-of-a-wrek and DIL about maybe setting their sights on a low key kitten of dubious parentage. And they like the sound of 'cheaper', I've called around to a couple of shelters in neighboring counties. Lots of cats, less kittens. But there are some. The have a 4yo dachshund. High energy and crazy. I think an older cat might find that unnerving. A kitten, not newborn, but young should suit.
Yay! Nana to the rescue!
Granddaughter had her 1st day of school today. She told me it was awful. But she got to tell the class she was getting new kitten. She said that was the only good part.
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I shoulda paid more heed to your warning, Steve.
Send me some numbers and I'll buy a Powerball ticket.
I'll share if I win, I promise.
Okay, these came to me in a dream last night: 3, 17, 24, 38, 56 and pi. That last one might be there because I haven't had breakfast yet.
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Okay, these came to me in a dream last night: 3, 17, 24, 38, 56 and pi. That last one might be there because I haven't had breakfast yet.
Ok. Got it.
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Okay, these came to me in a dream last night: 3, 17, 24, 38, 56 and pi. That last one might be there because I haven't had breakfast yet.
You are not sounding rational.
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You are not sounding rational.
Yes, he does sound like the square root of -2
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I was told I wouldn't need to know math here. Or grammar. Or correct punctuation. Or geography.
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Ugh! Math.
So...update:
Of course the Siamese kittens were adorable. Granddaughter wanted one NOW! They were all spoken for and deposits paid.
The Breeder has a pregnant cat, due in 10 days or so. They put a deposit on a male kitten. Just one. I'm concerned about that. Siamese do better in pairs. Not that mine do. But, so they say.
Got a text from Granddaughter on her iPhone: "Nana is best"
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Oh, yes. Steve I bought my lottery ticket. Fingers crossed!
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