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Being banned from forums.
WHO would actually evict Trump from the White House?


That might be a little beyond the moderators' pay grade. Better call on TubaDiva.
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Help with Spanish, please


And speak up, huh? You're all muffled.
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Prostate, again



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Old 03-18-2020, 08:43 PM
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What's a gallon of regular gas going for where you live (state or country)?
Amputation


Talk about an arm and a leg!

Somewhat undercut by the fact that the price of gas is actually plunging.
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Old 03-19-2020, 11:47 AM
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Tell me about your craziest coincidences
Being banned from forums


And right after posting scatological rants about the mods! It's the darndest thing.
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The World is shutting down.....last time?
Is this a census scam?


They're a lot easier to count when they're all stuck at home. hee, hee.
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Old 03-21-2020, 06:13 PM
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Doctors and Prostitutes - What's with the red light?
Is it possible to explain "sticky contents" without using computer terminology?


Absolutely. Sticky contents is what doctors and prostitutes deal with.
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Old 03-22-2020, 10:54 AM
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I just learnt what the word 'SARS' means in Turkish
I want a kitten


Unfortunately no one in Turkey took the "I want a kitten" virus seriously.

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Old 03-23-2020, 01:47 PM
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Can you fight Nihilism?
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Old 03-24-2020, 04:28 PM
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If Washington DC became a state, what would it be called?
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Old 03-25-2020, 06:11 AM
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So, what IS the worst game?
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Old 03-26-2020, 06:43 AM
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I want a kitten

I can sew



Kitten Sewing sounds almost as cruel as Kitten Origami.
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What have you accidentally trained your pets to do?
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"Ball! Ball! Throw the ball, Dad!! Again! Again! Ball!!!!!!!"

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Old 03-26-2020, 12:33 PM
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Poll: Are you working from home due to Coronavirus?
How's your booze supply?


I'm stocked up and plus I don't have to worry about drinking and driving amirite?
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Earthquake hits Salt Lake City -- causes Moroni to Drop his Trumpet
Aw Snap!! We missed a big anniversary!
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Earthquake hits Salt Lake City -- causes Moroni to Drop his Trumpet
Aw Snap!! We missed a big anniversary!
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How would we cope if this pandemic had hit in this way 30 years ago (1990)?
How's your booze supply?


Cause pretty much the only thing you could have done is just drink and hope it goes away.
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Screw Coronovirus: what can we do about the current toilet paper crisis?
Ever made a friction fire?


Yes, and that's why you should never use Bounty in a national forest.
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Woodpecker Problems Again
I cannot turn video on on my computer


It's just as well.
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Catching "The Blob" 1958 W/ Steve McQueen

The whitest movie ever?




Come to think of it, I can't recall any non-Caucasian actors in that film.

Of course, the Blob itself starts out bluish, then becomes red.




Has isolation changed your music consumption?

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