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1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
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Old 03-01-2020, 11:45 PM
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1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I'll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
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Old 03-02-2020, 02:45 AM
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Future complaints about technology that doesn't exist yet.

1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I'll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
5. My SynthSex partner keeps coming out the wrong gender. I just don't go that way.
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Old 03-02-2020, 02:57 AM
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Future complaints about technology that doesn't exist yet.

1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I'll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
5. My SynthSex partner keeps coming out the wrong gender. I just don't go that way.
6. No devices available with screen bigger than a dollar bill
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Old 03-02-2020, 03:29 AM
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Future complaints about technology that doesn't exist yet.

1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I'll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
5. My SynthSex partner keeps coming out the wrong gender. I just don't go that way.
6. No devices available with screen bigger than a dollar bill
7. My car keeps losing altitude. I've sent it to the servo shop, and they can't find anything wrong with it.
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Future complaints about technology that doesn't exist yet.

1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I'll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
5. My SynthSex partner keeps coming out the wrong gender. I just don't go that way.
6. No devices available with screen bigger than a dollar bill
7. My car keeps losing altitude. I've sent it to the servo shop, and they can't find anything wrong with it.
8. High Flux prices.
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Old 03-02-2020, 06:21 AM
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Future complaints about technology that doesn't exist yet.

1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I'll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
5. My SynthSex partner keeps coming out the wrong gender. I just don't go that way.
6. No devices available with screen bigger than a dollar bill
7. My car keeps losing altitude. I've sent it to the servo shop, and they can't find anything wrong with it.
8. High Flux prices.
9. The kid behind me keeps kicking my seat. It's gonna be a long flight to Mars.
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Future complaints about technology that doesn't exist yet.

1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I'll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
5. My SynthSex partner keeps coming out the wrong gender. I just don't go that way.
6. No devices available with screen bigger than a dollar bill
7. My car keeps losing altitude. I've sent it to the servo shop, and they can't find anything wrong with it.
8. High Flux prices.
9. The kid behind me keeps kicking my seat. It's gonna be a long flight to Mars.
10. It's way too easy to buy a laser rifle at a gun show.

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Future complaints about technology that doesn't exist yet.

1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I'll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
5. My SynthSex partner keeps coming out the wrong gender. I just don't go that way.
6. No devices available with screen bigger than a dollar bill
7. My car keeps losing altitude. I've sent it to the servo shop, and they can't find anything wrong with it.
8. High Flux prices.
9. The kid behind me keeps kicking my seat. It's gonna be a long flight to Mars.
10. It's way too easy to buy a laser rifle at a gun show.
11. My clone gets a lot more action than me, dammit
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1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I'll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
5. My SynthSex partner keeps coming out the wrong gender. I just don't go that way.
6. No devices available with screen bigger than a dollar bill
7. My car keeps losing altitude. I've sent it to the servo shop, and they can't find anything wrong with it.
8. High Flux prices.
9. The kid behind me keeps kicking my seat. It's gonna be a long flight to Mars.
10. It's way too easy to buy a laser rifle at a gun show.
11. My clone gets a lot more action than me, dammit.
12. That chap penis enlarger medication worked too well, and now I can't walk straight. Any cure?
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Future complaints about technology that doesn't exist yet.

1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I'll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
5. My SynthSex partner keeps coming out the wrong gender. I just don't go that way.
6. No devices available with screen bigger than a dollar bill
7. My car keeps losing altitude. I've sent it to the servo shop, and they can't find anything wrong with it.
8. High Flux prices.
9. The kid behind me keeps kicking my seat. It's gonna be a long flight to Mars.
10. It's way too easy to buy a laser rifle at a gun show.
11. My clone gets a lot more action than me, dammit.
12. That cheap penis enlarger medication worked too well, and now I can't walk straight. Any cure?
13. Artificial spleen doesn't work unless I stand on my head

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4 - David Bowie, Young Americans — Luther Vandross
5.) Cowboy Buckaroo - Mason Williams, ftg. The Sons of the Pioneers



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4 - David Bowie, Young Americans — Luther Vandross
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6. Mellow Yellow - Donovan (Paul McCartney "quite rightly")
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4 - David Bowie, Young Americans Luther Vandross
5.) Cowboy Buckaroo - Mason Williams, ftg. The Sons of the Pioneers
6.) Mick Jagger singing backup in Carly Simon's "You're So Vain."

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4) David Bowie, Young Americans — Luther Vandross
5) Cowboy Buckaroo - Mason Williams, ftg. The Sons of the Pioneers
6) Mick Jagger singing backup in Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"
7) All You Need Is Love, The Beatles - Mick Jagger, Eric Clapton, Marianne Faithfull, Keith Richards, Keith Moon, Graham Nash and Pattie Boyd, among others
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4) David Bowie, Young Americans — Luther Vandross
5) Cowboy Buckaroo - Mason Williams, ftg. The Sons of the Pioneers
6) Mick Jagger singing backup in Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"
7) All You Need Is Love, The Beatles - Mick Jagger, Eric Clapton, Marianne Faithfull, Keith Richards, Keith Moon, Graham Nash and Pattie Boyd, among others
8. Donovan's Mellow Yellow featuring Paul McCartney "quite rightly"
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6.) Mick Jagger singing backup in Carly Simon's "You're So Vain."

Once you hear him you can't unhear him.
Uh-oh, I might need to listen for his voice. Then again I may not want to.


Songs featuring famous guest singers

1) Dire Straits - Money for Nothing - Sting
2) We Are The World — many!
3) The Ramones - Go Lil' Camaro Go - Debbie Harry
4) David Bowie, Young Americans — Luther Vandross
5) Cowboy Buckaroo - Mason Williams, ftg. The Sons of the Pioneers
6) Mick Jagger singing backup in Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"
7) All You Need Is Love, The Beatles - Mick Jagger, Eric Clapton, Marianne Faithfull, Keith Richards, Keith Moon, Graham Nash and Pattie Boyd, among others
8. Donovan's Mellow Yellow featuring Paul McCartney "quite rightly"
9} All Night Long, Lionel Richie -- Richard Marx
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3) The Ramones - "Go Lil' Camaro Go" - Debbie Harry
4) David Bowie, "Young Americans" — Luther Vandross
5)"Cowboy Buckaroo" - Mason Williams, ftg. The Sons of the Pioneers
6) Mick Jagger singing backup in Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"
7) "All You Need Is Love", The Beatles - Mick Jagger, Eric Clapton, Marianne Faithfull, Keith Richards, Keith Moon, Graham Nash and Pattie Boyd, among others
8) Donovan's "Mellow Yellow" featuring Paul McCartney "quite rightly"
9) "All Night Long", Lionel Richie -- Richard Marx
10) Don Henley "I Will Not Go Quietly" - Axl Rose
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4) David Bowie, "Young Americans" Luther Vandross
5)"Cowboy Buckaroo" - Mason Williams, ftg. The Sons of the Pioneers
6) Mick Jagger singing backup in Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"
7) "All You Need Is Love", The Beatles - Mick Jagger, Eric Clapton, Marianne Faithfull, Keith Richards, Keith Moon, Graham Nash and Pattie Boyd, among others
8) Donovan's "Mellow Yellow" featuring Paul McCartney "quite rightly"
9) "All Night Long", Lionel Richie -- Richard Marx
10) Don Henley "I Will Not Go Quietly" - Axl Rose
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4) David Bowie, "Young Americans" — Luther Vandross
5)"Cowboy Buckaroo" - Mason Williams, ftg. The Sons of the Pioneers
6) Mick Jagger singing backup in Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"
7) "All You Need Is Love", The Beatles - Mick Jagger, Eric Clapton, Marianne Faithfull, Keith Richards, Keith Moon, Graham Nash and Pattie Boyd, among others
8) Donovan's "Mellow Yellow" featuring Paul McCartney "quite rightly"
9) "All Night Long", Lionel Richie -- Richard Marx
10) Don Henley "I Will Not Go Quietly" - Axl Rose
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4) David Bowie, "Young Americans" — Luther Vandross
5)"Cowboy Buckaroo" - Mason Williams, ftg. The Sons of the Pioneers
6) Mick Jagger singing backup in Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"
7) "All You Need Is Love", The Beatles - Mick Jagger, Eric Clapton, Marianne Faithfull, Keith Richards, Keith Moon, Graham Nash and Pattie Boyd, among others
8) Donovan's "Mellow Yellow" featuring Paul McCartney "quite rightly"
9) "All Night Long", Lionel Richie -- Richard Marx
10) Don Henley "I Will Not Go Quietly" - Axl Rose
11) Tom Petty - "I Won't Back Down" - George Harrison and Jeff Lynne
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Not so great ways to avoid catching the Coronavirus

1) Don't drink Corona beer.
2) Pray the virus away.
3) Drink bleach
4) Escape by taking a cruise
5) Visit China
6) Don't touch a computer that has a virus
7) Only breathe air that no one else has breathed at some point
8) No sex
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Not so great ways to avoid catching the Coronavirus

1) Don't drink Corona beer.
2) Pray the virus away.
3) Drink bleach
4) Escape by taking a cruise
5) Visit China
6) Don't touch a computer that has a virus
7) Only breathe air that no one else has breathed at some point
8) No sex
9. Wear Purell-infused clothing
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Not so great ways to avoid catching the Coronavirus

1) Don't drink Corona beer.
2) Pray the virus away.
3) Drink bleach
4) Escape by taking a cruise
5) Visit China
6) Don't touch a computer that has a virus
7) Only breathe air that no one else has breathed at some point
8) No sex
9) Wear Purell-infused clothing
10) Instead of greeting people with a handshake or hug, stick your fingers in your own ears and blow them a big ol' raspberry.
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Not so great ways to avoid catching the Coronavirus

1) Don't drink Corona beer.
2) Pray the virus away.
3) Drink bleach
4) Escape by taking a cruise
5) Visit China
6) Don't touch a computer that has a virus
7) Only breathe air that no one else has breathed at some point
8) No sex
9) Wear Purell-infused clothing
10) Instead of greeting people with a handshake or hug, stick your fingers in your own ears and blow them a big ol' raspberry.
11) Go on a tour of small churches in South Korea
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Not so great ways to avoid catching the Coronavirus

1) Don't drink Corona beer.
2) Pray the virus away.
3) Drink bleach
4) Escape by taking a cruise
5) Visit China
6) Don't touch a computer that has a virus
7) Only breathe air that no one else has breathed at some point
8) No sex
9) Wear Purell-infused clothing
10) Instead of greeting people with a handshake or hug, stick your fingers in your own ears and blow them a big ol' raspberry.
11) Go on a tour of small churches in South Korea
12) Build up your immune system by exposing yourself to lots of other diseases
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Old 03-03-2020, 08:36 PM
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Not so great ways to avoid catching the Coronavirus

1) Don't drink Corona beer.
2) Pray the virus away.
3) Drink bleach
4) Escape by taking a cruise
5) Visit China
6) Don't touch a computer that has a virus
7) Only breathe air that no one else has breathed at some point
8) No sex
9) Wear Purell-infused clothing
10) Instead of greeting people with a handshake or hug, stick your fingers in your own ears and blow them a big ol' raspberry.
11) Go on a tour of small churches in South Korea
12) Build up your immune system by exposing yourself to lots of other diseases
13) Visit the terracotta warriors in Shaanxi, only 500 miles northwest of Wuhan


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