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Old 03-25-2020, 07:36 AM
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Is my thermometer broken?


I dug out an old (20+ years?) in-the-ear thermometer the other day. It was dead but I happened to have a fresh battery and once I put that in it appeared to be functioning. I was able to find the original instructions online so I have been following them to a "t." (Includes pulling one's ear up and back so you can seat it deeper in the canal).

My first test result was about 95. My second was a little less. And so on. Must be broken, right? But when my spouse uses it her result is consistently in the 98-99 range. What gives? Should I trust it? Can a "healthy" person run that "cold?" If so, say my number increases to 98.6. Does that mean I have a fever?!?

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No offense but ear wax will interfere with proper readings from an ear thermometer. If you were really at 95F you would be shivering.
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My first test result was about 95. My second was a little less. And so on. Must be broken, right? But when my spouse uses it her result is consistently in the 98-99 range. What gives? Should I trust it? Can a "healthy" person run that "cold?" If so, say my number increases to 98.6. Does that mean I have a fever?!?

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Since you get a traditional reading on your wife, the thermometer is working.

You've established a baseline for yourself (possibly ear wax affected), so yes, 98.6 would mean you are quite sick (and I imagine you would know that without taking your temperature). If you called a doctor about it, I would report a 101 fever, since you are +/- three degrees over your 'normal'.
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A related bit of data, the new normal seems to be 97.5 degrees.
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Old 03-25-2020, 10:15 AM
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I ran into the same issue on my in-the-ear thermometer. Then ran into problems with my older mercury thermometer, which the fine people here helped me with. Thanks again to ftg.
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Did you shake them down to below the scale or whatever mark the thermometer has as the "start" point? Is the scale from ~94-100 so that they are intended for this purpose?
My in-the-ear thermometer reads 95 most days. Apparently, the digitals do go bad with age. Good luck finding a replacement currently.
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Since you get a traditional reading on your wife, the thermometer is working.
Or it's broken and she's running a really high fever.
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No offense but ear wax will interfere with proper readings from an ear thermometer. If you were really at 95F you would be shivering.
No offense taken.

I actually do have occasional (monthly more-or-less, hour long) bouts of intense shivering. I will be addressing this with my physician.

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Update: earlier today I had my temperature taken with a “forehead” thermometer (?)

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77°f?

You might be a zombie or vampire or something.
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Sorry... “97”


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Excellent news.
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Excellent news.
Yes, but what does that tell me about my home thermometer which continues to give me "low" readings and my wife "normal" readings?
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Yes, but what does that tell me about my home thermometer which continues to give me "low" readings and my wife "normal" readings?
I think we're both stuck with thermometers that are no longer accurate. Does your wife feel warm BTW? It is possible she is running a low fever.

I ran the same test with my wife with our Braun and we both read low. While this Braun use to be reliable, it appears the in the ear style is not really recommended at this point.

Also a build up of Ear Wax could be a culprit.

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Put the covered tip into the ear opening. Do not use force or push hard. The thermometer tip should not touch the ear drum.
Press the button to turn on the thermometer.
Hold the button until the thermometer beeps, or follow the instructions for your thermometer.
Remove the thermometer from the ear opening.
The temperature will show up in the "window".
Your caregiver may want you to keep a temperature record. Write down the time and the temperature each time you take it.
Remove and discard the throw-away cover.
Place the thermometer back into the holder.
Mine is so old, I can't find useful troubleshooting for it. We think it is 23 years old now.
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Could be ear wax, could be she's pushing it in the ear differently, maybe?
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