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Old 05-09-2019, 01:19 PM
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Kit Kats are the best candy bar.


I'm sorry but it is just how the universe works, as scientifically determined by the one I just ate.
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Old 05-09-2019, 01:25 PM
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Agreed, Kit Kats are good, but you forgot about Coffee Crisps which are better.
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Old 05-09-2019, 02:12 PM
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Im in the UK and agree kitkats are great, kitkat chunky is even better.

The best chocolate bar is a Twirl, followed closely by Dairy Milk.
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Snik Snaks were much better.
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Old 05-09-2019, 02:14 PM
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Here’s why Kit Kat is the very best!

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Twix, it's the only candy with the cookie crunch!
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Old 05-09-2019, 02:15 PM
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Chunky.

'Nuff said.
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Plain old Hershey bar. No comparison.
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The very best?-Nabisco Heyday Bars.
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I will be around shortly to collect your spare Almond Joys.
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Plain old Hershey bar. No comparison.

As a Brit Hershey chocolate doesnít cut it for me. It hasnít got the sweetness that I want from a chocolate bar. The white Hersheyís chocolate isnít too bad but the regular stuff just tastes and smells horrible.
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Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. How is this even a discussion?
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Old 05-09-2019, 02:56 PM
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There is no such thing as a bad candy bar, but Cadbury Dairy Milk Fruit and Nut bar is really yummy.

I can easily eat the whole thing in one sitting.
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do M&MS and rollos count? if not F* off
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Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. How is this even a discussion?
I'm not sure if you did this on purpose...

It's not a candy bar.
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Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. How is this even a discussion?

Yes, along with Cadbury Reeseís Peanut Butter Cups are the best
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I'm not sure if you did this on purpose...

It's not a candy bar.
We could perhaps find a term that includes both Kit Kats and PBCs. They're sold in the same display.

Those two are the best. I don't know which one to pick.
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I'm sorry, OP, but it appears you misspelled "Heath Bars". You may wish to have a mod fix the post.
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I'm not sure if you did this on purpose...

It's not a candy bar.
While I agree, a majority of fellow Dopers believe they are. (I'm sure you're aware of the thread, since you participated in it, but in case anyone missed it, there it is.)
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White chocolate Kit Kats are wonderful. Better than the original.
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As a Brit Hershey chocolate doesnít cut it for me. It hasnít got the sweetness that I want from a chocolate bar. The white Hersheyís chocolate isnít too bad but the regular stuff just tastes and smells horrible.
It's for discriminating chocolate lovers
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Kit Kats are good, but I'm not certain that I would rate them above Twix.

On the other hand, Kit Kats have a wide variety of weird and exotic flavors that you'd have a hard time finding on any other candy bar. I don't think I've ever even seen a dark Twix. So yeah, that might tip them over the top.
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It's for discriminating chocolate lovers
I get ya!

I just canít begin to like the regular Hershey chocolate, the kisses are vile to me and Iím a complete chocoholic. They taste like old socks

British chocolate is different to American chocolate I find, I love your American choccy but Hershey is not a taste I can acquire and believe me Iíve tried
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I like chocolate on the continent, but I find British and Irish chocolate bars to be cloyingly sweet.
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Heath Bars, you Philistines! Or any other with toffee.
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I like chocolate on the continent, but I find British and Irish chocolate bars to be cloyingly sweet.
I think this is why us Brits find chocolate from other countries less palatable. Weíre so used to the silly amount of sugar in the chocolate unless itís British or Scandinavian itís just not sweet enough for our taste
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Heath Bars, you Philistines! Or any other with toffee.
I award you a Bumping of the Fist, level 10.
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Peanut Butter O'Henrys.
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Old 05-09-2019, 05:56 PM
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KitKats are fine if you can't get the superior Norwegian version:

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Kvikk Lunsj 24, KitKat 17

Itís official. Not only is it not a unique, trademarkable product, KitKat isnít even the best four-fingered chocolate bar in Europe.
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Kit Kat is a great candybar.
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Milky Way Midnight is better than anything mentioned so far. I don't bring them into my house very often as I have no resistance.
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Kit Kat is good; Twix is the same thing with caramel added, so it’s better.

But I agree that any toffee bar is superior.

And the best is Canada’s Mackintosh toffee bar, which dispenses with the chocolate and gives you pure toffee euphoria.
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When I was in Japan I was able to get wasabi white chocolate Kit Kats as well as cayenne chocolate Kit Kats.

I suggest that until you have had those, you are not granted passage through the kept gates of True Kit Kat Lover.
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Old 05-09-2019, 08:44 PM
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1) Snickers
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I will be around shortly to collect your spare Almond Joys.
They came so close. They have Almond Joys with milk chocolate and almonds and Mounds with dark chocolate but no almonds. Didn't they see that the correct combination is dark chocolate and almonds?
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Kit kats are indeed top tier. However, being "the best" requires far more effort than I'm willing to expend. So I will just concede that they are, indeed, The Best.
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Of the typical commercial candy bars, my go-tos are:

Hershey's with almonds
Milky way
Mounds
100k bar

I like lots of others, but those are the ones i buy. I also like some non-chocolate non-bars sold in the same venues, like m&Ms (with and without peanuts), good'n'plenty, and sweet-tarts.
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As a Brit Hershey chocolate doesnít cut it for me. It hasnít got the sweetness that I want from a chocolate bar. The white Hersheyís chocolate isnít too bad but the regular stuff just tastes and smells horrible.
Those things are way TOO sweet for me, but I agree on the horrible taste and smell part.
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When I was in Japan I was able to get wasabi white chocolate Kit Kats as well as cayenne chocolate Kit Kats.

I suggest that until you have had those, you are not granted passage through the kept gates of True Kit Kat Lover.
That flavor is good, but my favorite was the Yuzu-Kosho: citrus and black pepper with dark chocolate.
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When I was in Japan I was able to get wasabi white chocolate Kit Kats as well as cayenne chocolate Kit Kats.

I suggest that until you have had those, you are not granted passage through the kept gates of True Kit Kat Lover.
Not even then, because you forgot about the green tea Kit Kats.
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Kits Kats are clearly NOT the best, because they are wafers, and wafers just take up good chocolate space.

Cadbury's Whole Nut is distinctly superior.
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Heath Bars, you Philistines! Or any other with toffee.

Glad to know I'm not the only Heath(en) around.
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I agree with the Heath-ers. I am a Heath-an!
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What exactly is a health bar? Like granola or something?
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Japan truly has elevated the Kit Kat to the next level - the raspberry flavour was my favourite.

would much prefer Drift tho - Kit Kat plus caramel
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What exactly is a health bar? Like granola or something?
its chocolate covered English Toffee heath is great for store bought but swiss colony's is the best

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I don't like wafers much, so KitKat is not the best in my estimation. I also don't like nuts, so that eliminates a lot of others from contention. I gravitate towards pure chocolate, which includes Twirls, but I also quite enjoy Mars Bars. I remember adoring Curly-Wurlys as a child, then they went out of production and I really missed them, until about 15 years ago when I immediately devoured them but discovered I had also outgrown them.

In conclusion: K-Bars.
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its chocolate covered English Toffee heath is great for store bought but swiss colony's is the best
No wonder I couldn't google it. I kept reading "Health" not "Heath."
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