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Old 10-07-2019, 10:11 PM
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Post a sentence with 2-5 blanks, formatted as 3 dashes, ---, or 3 underscores, ___. Next player fills in the blanks , then posts his own sentence. Use as many words as you like for each blank.

The problem with ___ is the way they ___.
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Old 10-08-2019, 10:10 AM
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The problem with old Barbra Streisand movies is The Way They Were.



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Old 10-08-2019, 10:14 AM
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Hello! My name is Seth Rogan! You killed my buzz! Prepare to endure my whining!

Me ______, you _____.

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Old 10-08-2019, 11:39 AM
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Me am goings to the stores, you wanting anythings?

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Old 10-08-2019, 12:53 PM
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Why did I even hurl this morning? Haven't even had my shot of whiskey and it's already 6 a.m.


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Old 10-08-2019, 01:51 PM
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Look, it's a genuine Hiroshige! Wait until I tell the museum. There may even be a subfootnote on a plaque in it for me!


I say, I say, why did the _____ cross the ______?
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Old 10-08-2019, 04:30 PM
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I say, I say, why did the rooster cross the chicken?

That's a question only a ___ ___ can answer.
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Old 10-08-2019, 11:47 PM
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That's a question only a poultry psychologist can answer.

If it hadn't been for ___, I never could have ___.
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Old 10-09-2019, 06:31 AM
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If it hadn't been for Danskins dance slippers, I never could have danced all night, danced all night, and still have begged for more.


And now the purple dusk of _____ steals upon the meadows of my _____
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Old 10-11-2019, 10:55 PM
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And now the purple dusk of lassitude steals upon the meadows of my ambition gone to seed.

The most ___ thing about what ___ said was ___.
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Old 10-12-2019, 02:10 AM
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The most stupid thing about what Trump said was everything.

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Old 10-12-2019, 09:08 PM
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Hey Rocky, watch me pull a sequel out of my VCR.

The bloody ___________ broke down on the way to ____________.
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Old 10-12-2019, 09:44 PM
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The bloody hearse broke down on the way to the master's crypt.

Even a man who is pure of ____ and says his prayers by night can become a ____ when the _____ blooms and the autumn moon is bright.
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Old 10-17-2019, 12:02 AM
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Even a man who is pure of blood and says his prayers by night can become a lycanthrope when the wolfsbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.

You might call me ___ but at least I never ___ ... at least, ___.
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Old 10-17-2019, 11:58 AM
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You might call me Al, but at least I never split from Art Garfunkel ... at least, not in this lifetime.

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These are the times that try men's patience, particularly given the current occupants at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Old 10-19-2019, 04:00 AM
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If I give you a second chance you must promise me that you will never need a third.

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When I awoke, I was surprised to find that it was so cold outside despite global warming.

Yesterday I ate some ________ together with some ______ and they were ___________.

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Yesterday I ate some habañero salsa together with some tortilla chips and they were scrump-dilly-ishus!

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Old 10-20-2019, 11:51 AM
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If it weren't for Cecil Adams, there would be no SDMB; and that would mean I would have fewer friends.


I was working in the _____ late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight: the ______ from the slab began to arise, and suddenly, to my surprise, __________.
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I was working in the deli late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight: the lunch meat from the slab began to arise, and suddenly, to my surprise,
It did the mash.
It did the sandwich mash.

Was that too ___? I could ___ if you think I should, but ___.
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Old 10-20-2019, 07:48 PM
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Was that too predictable? I could revise it if you think I should, but we've already moved on.

Before ___, Bob Seger ___, particularly ___.
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Old 10-29-2019, 11:31 PM
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Before his celebrity, Bob Seger rambled and gambled, particularly the penny slots.

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Whatever you do, never hit "Send" before you proofread unless you really don't need that job anyway.

If ____ had gone right to ___, ___ would never have happened.
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