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#7851
10-21-2019, 03:18 PM
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No, she's ... she's all I got left now. My wife, Doreen ... she ... I got a letter.
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#7852
10-21-2019, 03:50 PM
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Here on top of Edinburgh Castle, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.
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#7853
10-21-2019, 05:03 PM
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To Ma Own beloved Lassie. A poem on her 17th Birthday. Lend us a couple of bob till Thursday. I'm absolutely skint. But I'm expecting a postal order and I can pay you back as soon as it comes. Love Ewan.
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#7854
10-25-2019, 12:31 PM
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Say no more!
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#7855
10-25-2019, 02:08 PM
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Girl: (turning to Caskell with bated breath) "You are Sir Philip Sidney?"
Gaskell: "Possibly... but I may be Superintendent Gaskell of the Vice Squad." |
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#7856
10-26-2019, 07:15 PM
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Oh, that's marvelous. I mean you're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Kastner. Straight in your seat, erect, firm.
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#7857
10-27-2019, 12:01 AM
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Shut up. It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty books, Maddox.
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#7858
10-27-2019, 01:02 AM
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If you hadn't nailed its feet to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies!
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Wait, you can do signatures? |
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#7859
10-27-2019, 06:23 PM
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My lord of Warwick. Raise high the drawbridge - Gloucester's troops approach!
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#7860
10-29-2019, 10:45 AM
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Now go away or I will taunt you a second time.
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#7861
10-30-2019, 03:09 PM
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Well it doesn't matter, anyway. I can hit it seven times out of ten, that's the point.
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#7862
11-12-2019, 05:06 AM
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Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
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#7863
11-12-2019, 08:14 AM
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Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more.
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#7864
11-19-2019, 02:25 PM
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Well, never mind, I'll just take the Lord Lieutenant in Nylons then, and these two copies of Piggy Parade. Thank you.
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#7865
11-20-2019, 08:18 AM
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What can I say? I mean, how can I encapsulate in mere words my scorn for any military solution? The fultility of modern warfare? And the hypocrisy by which contemporary government applies one standard to violence within the community and another to violence perpetrated by one community upon another?
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#7866
11-20-2019, 09:19 AM
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What an eccentric performance.
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“I don't know what my body is for, other than taking my head from room to room” - John Mulaney |
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#7867
11-20-2019, 01:06 PM
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Proust in his first book wrote about, he wrote about
Proust in his first book wrote about...
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Wait, you can do signatures? |
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#7868
11-20-2019, 04:49 PM
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I sentence you to be hanged by the neck until you cheer up.
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“I don't know what my body is for, other than taking my head from room to room” - John Mulaney |
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#7869
12-01-2019, 02:33 PM
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It's Christmas in Heaven.
There's great films on TV: 'The Sound of Music' twice an hour And 'Jaws' One, Two, and Three. |
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