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17. And to answer your interrogatory statement, mate, why am I at this current location? I came here because two underqualified and overpaid politicians requested that I do so; they asked me for a favor. I said, the genuine solid, follow my thoughts on what I think they should do and cashier your procreating ass because President Trump is a blowout who comes up below accepted norms.
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18. And to answer your interrogatory statement, mate, why am I at this current location? I came here because two underqualified and overpaid politicians requested that I do so; they gave me the third degree for a favor. I said, the genuine solid, follow my thoughts on what I think they should do and cashier your procreating ass because President Trump is a blowout who comes up below accepted norms.
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19. And to answer your interrogatory statement, mate, why am I at this current location? I came here because two underqualified and overpaid public servants requested that I do so; they gave me the third degree for a favor. I said, the genuine solid, follow my thoughts on what I think they should do and cashier your procreating ass because President Trump is a blowout who comes up below accepted norms.

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20. And to answer your interrogatory statement, mate, why am I at this current location? I came here because two underqualified and overpaid public servants requested that I do so; they gave me the third degree for a favor. I said, the genuine solid, follow my thoughts on what I think they should do and cashier your procreating ass because the egotistical douchebag in the White House is a blowout who comes up below accepted norms.

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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

1. 'Twas the night previous to Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
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2. 'Twas the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the Nativity and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
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3. 'Twas the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two contrasting biblical depictions and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
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4. 'Twas the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two contrasting biblical depictions and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
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5. 'Twas the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two contrasting biblical depictions and all through the house not a beast was stirring, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
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6. 'Twas the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two contrasting biblical depictions and all through half of Congress not a beast was stirring, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
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7. 'Twas the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two contrasting biblical depictions and all through half of Congress not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
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8. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two contrasting biblical depictions and all through half of Congress not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
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9. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical depictions and all through half of Congress not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
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10. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical depictions and all through over 400 politicians that really need to get their shit together not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
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11. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical depictions and completely skewered over 400 politicians that really need to get their shit together not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
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12. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) the night previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical depictions and completely skewered over 400 politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
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13. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) that time of day when darkness governed previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical depictions and completely skewered over 400 politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.

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14. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) that time of day when darkness governed previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical portrayals and completely skewered over 400 politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that controls the coordinates of a cursor.
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15.. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) that time of day when darkness governed previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical portrayals and completely skewered over 400 politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or emotion, not even a device that gets it's shit precisely together at a pixel level.
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16. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) that time of day when darkness governed previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical portrayals and completely skewered over 400 politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or a responsive mental state, not even a device that gets its shit precisely together at a pixel level.

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17. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) that time of day when darkness governed previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical portrayals and completely skewered over 400 politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or a responsive mental state, not even a device that gets its anal semisolid waste discharge precisely together at a pixel level.
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18. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) that time of day when darkness governed previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical portrayals and completely skewered over 400 politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or a responsive mental state, not even a machine that gets its anal semisolid waste discharge precisely together at a pixel level.
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19. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) that time of day when darkness governed previous to the liturgical celebration of the event that has two conflicting biblical portrayals and completely skewered in excess of twenty score of politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or a responsive mental state, not even a machine that gets its anal semisolid waste discharge precisely together at a pixel level.
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20. It was (expressed poetically, even archaically) that time of day when darkness governed previous to the liturgical observance of the event that has two conflicting biblical portrayals and completely skewered in excess of twenty score of politicians that really need to get their stinking fecal matter together not a beast was causing excitement or a responsive mental state, not even a machine that gets its anal semisolid waste discharge precisely together at a pixel level.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

1. One of my two parent's mother got run over by a reindeer.
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That's an awfully short piece of text to work with.

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More of a challenge, are you up to it?

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Short ones that get longer are better than ones that start out long.

6. A whole number less than two but more than zero of my two parental unit's parent of the female gender got run over by a hoofed mammal commonly found in the northern climes of Europe, Siberia and North America.

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12. A whole number less than two but more than a placeholder representing a lack of my two parental unit's parent of the female gender got trampled to a lifeless state by a homicidal cervine commonly found in the arctic and sub-arctic regions of the third planet from the sun.

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14. An integer less than two but more than a placeholder representing a lack of my two parental unit's parent of the female gender got trampled to a lifeless state by a homicidal cervine commonly found in the arctic and sub-arctic regions of the third planet from our local luminous mass of gas.
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14*. An integer less than two but more than a placeholder representing a lack of my two parental unit's parent of the female gender got trampled to a lifeless sovereign political entity by a homicidal cervine commonly found in the arctic and sub-arctic regions of the third planet from our local luminous mass of gas.

* The number stayed at 14 because 8 got skipped.
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17. An integer less than two but more than a placeholder representing a deficit of my two parental unit's parent of the female gender got trampled to a lifeless sovereign political entity by a homicidal cervine commonly discovered in the arctic and sub-arctic regions of the third planet from our local star.
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18. An integer less than two but more than a placeholder representing a deficit of my two parental unit's parent of the female gender got trampled to a lifeless sovereign political entity by a homicidal cervine commonly discovered in the arctic and sub-arctic regions of the third astronomical body orbiting a star or stellar remnant that is massive enough to be rounded by its own gravity from our local star.
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I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I return, the Scarecrow, by virtue of his highly superior brains, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent heart, and the Lion, by virtue of his courage.

1. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I come back, the Scarecrow, by virtue of his highly superior brains, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent heart, and the Lion, by virtue of his courage.
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2. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I come back, the Scarecrow, by virtue of his highly superior grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent heart, and the Lion, by virtue of his courage.
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3. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I come back, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his highly superior grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent heart, and the Lion, by virtue of his courage.
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4. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I come back, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his highly superior grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent pumplike, muscular organ of blood circulation, and the Lion, by virtue of his courage.
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5. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I come back, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his highly superior grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent pumplike, muscular organ of blood circulation, and Chancellor Angela Merkel, by virtue of her courage.

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