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Don't they need daylight to see well?
Wouldn’t that make them well-diggers?
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Do well-diggers dig well or do gravediggers dig gravely?

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Old 12-02-2019, 12:32 AM
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How much ground could a groundhog grind, if a groundhog could grind ground?
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Old 12-02-2019, 01:28 AM
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How much butter could a Butterball ball, if a Butterball could ball butter?
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Old 12-02-2019, 02:12 AM
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What if it's not butter, it's Parkay?
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Old 12-02-2019, 09:26 AM
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EH, did you just make up that name?
Do you really think I'm that inventive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYMRjnM6j6w
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Old 12-02-2019, 12:25 PM
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Haven’t you heard “It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature!”?

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Old 12-02-2019, 01:59 PM
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Why don't you post some cigarette commercials while you're at it?
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Old 12-02-2019, 03:15 PM
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Why? Has it been too long since you've seen one?
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Old 12-02-2019, 03:55 PM
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Would you walk a mile for a Camel?
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Would Joe Camel walk a mile for a cigarette? How about for a female camel?
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Old 12-02-2019, 07:03 PM
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Wouldn't he gallop a mile for a female camel, assuming he's not gay?
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One hump or two?
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Old 12-02-2019, 11:28 PM
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What's that, dromedary or bactrian? Or, wait a minute, is it the other way around?
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Old 12-03-2019, 12:28 AM
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If he's galloping for a female camel, wouldn't he want as many humps as possible?
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Old 12-03-2019, 12:52 AM
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How far could he run with his blackened cancer-ridden lungs?
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Old 12-03-2019, 01:27 AM
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How many Tareyton smokers switched instead of fought? Could they fight without hacking and wheezing while throwing punches?
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Old 12-03-2019, 09:34 AM
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Did you know that Martha Stewart was in a 1966 Tareyton ad?

https://beachpackagingdesign.com/box...ton-cigarettes
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Old 12-03-2019, 04:41 PM
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What else did she model for?
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Old 12-03-2019, 10:32 PM
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Did she model prison uniforms?
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Can you model prison uniforms if you’re a model prisoner?
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Hasn't she paid her debt to society?
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Is that assuming she even should have had a debt to pay?
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And what's up with her and Snoop Dogg, anyway?
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What? Did I miss something?
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Aren't they, like, great pals or something? Who knew?
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How could Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg become great pals?
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Is it the weed?
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Where did they originally meet?
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Well, it had to have been in a kitchen, don't you think?
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So Snoop Dogg suddenly materialized in Martha Stewart's kitchen? Was she making wraps?
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