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Old 08-18-2019, 09:47 PM
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"Confident, are you,
In your election chances?"
They asked Hillary
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Old 08-18-2019, 09:49 PM
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They asked Hillary
"Why didn't you leave the prez?"
Hillary just shrugged
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Old 08-20-2019, 03:38 AM
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Hillary just shrugged
I thought if I did, I would
Lose the election.
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Old 08-20-2019, 08:08 AM
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Lose the election
To a chump like Trump, she did
Yeah, nice going, Hil
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Old 08-27-2019, 02:13 AM
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Yeah nice going Hil
Paving the road for others
Show a new way, girls
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Old 09-15-2019, 08:36 PM
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Show a new way, girls
Even though men think equal
work is oppression
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Old 09-15-2019, 10:02 PM
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Work is oppression
Men and women equally
Suffer the setup
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Old 09-17-2019, 11:09 PM
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Suffer the setup
The moment someone wants to
Bring up gun control
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Old 09-23-2019, 09:46 AM
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Bring up gun control
Infuriate some people
Mostly in Texas
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Old 09-23-2019, 09:59 AM
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Mostly in Texas
Is where all the loonies are
And Florida too
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Old 09-25-2019, 11:23 AM
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And Florida, two
drunks had sex in a cop car
Gotta give them props
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Old 09-25-2019, 11:53 AM
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Gotta give them props
If you want them to play props
On that Whose Line show
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Old 09-26-2019, 10:09 AM
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On what Whose Line show
Did Richard Simmons appear?
Gayest Sketch Ever
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Old 10-19-2019, 10:21 PM
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Gayest Sketch Ever?
The Ambiguously Gay
Duo, SNL
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Old 10-29-2019, 11:50 PM
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Duo, SNL
alum Cheri Oteri
sparks with Will Ferrell.
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Old 11-02-2019, 12:19 PM
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Sparks! With Will Ferrell
Pyrophiliac game show
produces fireworks
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Old 11-02-2019, 12:33 PM
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produces fireworks
When you mention the name of
our President Trump
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Old 11-02-2019, 02:29 PM
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Our president Trump?
I didn't vote for the jerk
No sane person would
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Old 11-04-2019, 10:19 AM
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No sane person would
Ever vote for Cheetoh Boy
Don't tell us you did
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Old 11-04-2019, 11:18 AM
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Don't tell us you did
What we told you not to do
Did not do it? Right!
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Old 11-08-2019, 12:51 AM
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Did not do it right.
Did not do it wrong. Did it
Mediocrely.
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Old 11-08-2019, 12:57 AM
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Mediocrely?
Is that word... even a word?
I am guessing... not
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Old 11-08-2019, 09:39 PM
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I am guessing... not
found in print dictionary
but maybe online
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Old 11-09-2019, 10:25 AM
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But maybe online?
Like fucktard, that kind of word?
Kids these days, I swear...
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Old 11-09-2019, 10:27 AM
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Kids these days, I swear...
Wait, you can do signatures?
Kids these days can do.
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Old 11-09-2019, 12:53 PM
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Kids these days can do
Great things! but while complaining
Boomers did them not
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Old 11-14-2019, 12:10 AM
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Boomers did them not
For the mere thrill. There also
Was soul searching too.
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