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Old 07-21-2012, 09:25 PM
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Old 07-21-2012, 09:57 PM
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Old 07-21-2012, 10:28 PM
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Old 07-21-2012, 10:52 PM
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Old 07-21-2012, 11:03 PM
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Old 07-21-2012, 11:31 PM
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Old 07-21-2012, 11:38 PM
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You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
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Old 07-22-2012, 12:18 AM
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The only question is, how do you want to die? We need to hear the truth. If you persist in lying to us, we'll torture you. You'll die only after many hours of agony and horror. You give us honesty now, and you'll go swiftly, painlessly.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
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"And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need."
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Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

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Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
And you know what you'll be saying? A bunch of losers sitting around in a bar. "Oh yeah. I used to be a salesman. It's a tough racket."
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