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Old 07-14-2014, 11:16 AM
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Me and my Arrow
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Old 07-14-2014, 11:31 AM
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In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
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Old 07-14-2014, 11:34 AM
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They're sharing a drink they call loneliness
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Old 07-14-2014, 11:35 AM
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Last night I got loaded
On a bottle of wine, on a bottle of wine
But I feel all right, I feel all right
I feel all right, I feel allright

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Old 07-14-2014, 11:42 AM
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Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine.
Don't disturb me now, I can the answers.
Till this evening is this morning life is fine.
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Old 07-14-2014, 11:44 AM
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And they say
"who's that fool in the corner crying?"
It's just little ol' wine drinker me
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Old 07-14-2014, 12:00 PM
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What kind of fool am I, who never fell in love?
It seems that I’m the only one that I have been thinkin’ of!
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Old 07-14-2014, 12:10 PM
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But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning 'round.
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Old 07-14-2014, 12:17 PM
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Teachers keep on teachin'
Preachers keep on preachin'
World keep on turnin'
Cause it won't be too long
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Old 07-14-2014, 03:24 PM
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Teach your children well, their father's hell did slowly go by,
And feed them on your dreams, the one they fix, the one you'll know by.
Don't you ever ask them why, if they told you, you would cry,
So just look at them and sigh and know they love you.

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Old 07-14-2014, 04:09 PM
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Turn it down you say,
well all i got to say to you is time and time again i say, "no!"
no! No, no, no, no, no!

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Old 07-14-2014, 04:32 PM
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I won't do that no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door.
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Old 07-14-2014, 04:35 PM
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I'm gonna throw my grass out the window
Crumple up my papers too
Give away my speed, Cause all I'm gonna need
Is just a little bit of love from you
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Old 07-14-2014, 04:38 PM
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You like to think that you're immune to the stuff...oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to love
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Old 07-14-2014, 04:49 PM
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I need your love and I need it now
Don’t let don’t let don’t let don’t let go
Don’t let don’t let don’t let don’t let go
Somebody call the doctor before I overdose
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Old 07-14-2014, 04:52 PM
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[well, duh...what else could I say next]

Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I've got a
Bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill I got a
Bad case of lovin' you

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Old 07-14-2014, 06:34 PM
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Doctor, doctor please
Oh, the mess I'm in
Doctor, doctor please
Whoa, the mess I'm in
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Old 07-14-2014, 06:54 PM
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Now two young kids might start a ruckus
You know they feel you trying to shuck us
Oh, you don't know the shape I'm in
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Old 07-14-2014, 07:42 PM
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Don't let yourself go
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Old 07-14-2014, 08:07 PM
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Hurt so good
Come on baby, make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it hurt so good
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Old 07-14-2014, 10:15 PM
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Love hurts, love scars.
Love wounds and mars
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Old 07-14-2014, 10:41 PM
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You must think that I'm easy, don't you
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Old 07-14-2014, 11:56 PM
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Though it's been a while now
I can still feel so much pain.
Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals,
But that scar...that scar remains.
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Old 07-14-2014, 11:59 PM
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'cause suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
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Old 07-15-2014, 02:45 AM
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Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle, drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows
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Old 07-15-2014, 07:25 AM
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Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
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Old 07-15-2014, 07:59 AM
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You'll flow down her river
But you'll never give her
Lips like sugar
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Old 07-15-2014, 09:04 AM
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She had mm-hmm kisses sweeter than wine.
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Old 07-15-2014, 09:06 AM
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It's in his kiss
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Old 07-15-2014, 09:38 AM
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The love shack,
That's where it's at
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Old 07-15-2014, 09:52 AM
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The name of the place is
I like it like that.
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Old 07-15-2014, 11:05 AM
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What's the name of the game?
Does it mean anything to you?
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Old 07-15-2014, 11:09 AM
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Who put the bomp
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Who put the ram
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Old 07-15-2014, 11:17 AM
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Those of you who will not sing
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Old 07-15-2014, 11:46 AM
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I'll sing my song to the wide open spaces
I'll sing my heart out to the infinite sea
I'll sing my visions to the sky high mountains
I'll sing my song to the free, to the free
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Old 07-15-2014, 12:17 PM
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Old 07-15-2014, 12:54 PM
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Sometimes I'm right but I can be wrong
My own beliefs are in my song
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Old 07-15-2014, 01:01 PM
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The way we are it's getting harder to hang on
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Old 07-15-2014, 01:48 PM
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Old 07-15-2014, 01:52 PM
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And you're still the same
I caught up with you yesterday
Moving game to game
No one standing in your way
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Old 07-15-2014, 01:52 PM
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To every thing, turn, turn, turn,
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Old 07-15-2014, 03:05 PM
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Man has music
Man has North, South, East and West
Man makes music
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Old 07-15-2014, 03:18 PM
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He flies so high, he swoops so low,
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He takes the tube right out of my hands
Man, I gotta find where that black bird lands
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Old 07-15-2014, 04:56 PM
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You'd better make my bed
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Blackbird, bye-bye, goodbye
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Old 07-15-2014, 06:57 PM
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We flew straight across that river bridge, last night half past two
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I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones and I'm yellin' "Domino!"
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day
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It's after midnight and I got you on my mind
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Old 07-15-2014, 07:43 PM
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Well, I woke up this morning,
You were on my mind.
You were on my mind.
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