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There are times when I envy you, Mr. Data.
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GUINAN: Well, consider that in the history of many worlds there have always been disposable creatures. They do the dirty work. They do the work that no one else wants to do because it's too difficult, or to hazardous. And an army of Datas, all disposable, you don't have to think about their welfare, you don't think about how they feel. Whole generations of disposable people.
PICARD: You're talking about slavery.
GUINAN: I think that's a little harsh.
PICARD: I don't think that's a little harsh. I think that's the truth. But that's a truth we have obscured behind a comfortable, easy euphemism. Property. But that's not the issue at all, is it?
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Since the days of the first wooden sailing ships, all ship masters have enjoyed one special privilege...
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Old 11-02-2019, 04:48 PM
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"Computer... remove the plank!"
"Number One, that's 'Computer, retract plank', not 'Computer, remove plank."
"Right, sir. SORRY!"
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Old 11-02-2019, 04:54 PM
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Old 11-02-2019, 05:37 PM
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Old 11-02-2019, 08:17 PM
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Old 11-03-2019, 08:10 AM
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Data, what is the answer to the ultimate question about life, the universe, and everything?




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Old 11-03-2019, 08:11 AM
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Includeling the kiddelies?
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Old 11-03-2019, 09:36 PM
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Seasoned? That's a horrible thing to say to a man.
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"We could attempt to find some humpback whales."
"You just said there aren't any, except on Earth of the past."
"Yes, Doctor. That is precisely what I said."
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Old 11-07-2019, 04:27 PM
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The child you spoke of, the female. Her favorite color was red.
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Old 11-07-2019, 04:39 PM
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What do you want, Will Riker?
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Old 11-09-2019, 05:35 PM
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The last time I saw her, she was wearing...

...She was wearing... red.
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Old 11-17-2019, 07:42 PM
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"What are you really up to, Javert? Do you expect me to believe that a decorated Starfleet officer, the pride of the service, is going to poison an entire planet?"

"That's exactly what I intend to do."

"You're bluffing."

"Am I? Commander, launch torpedoes."

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"COMMANDER! I said LAUNCH TORPEDOES!"

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Old 11-21-2019, 11:54 PM
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"You're risking half a million lives, including your own, on your sense of smell."
"Mine? No. I'm broadcasting from a deep enough shelter that I'll be safe. As for the rest, well, I'm certain you're bluffing. I'll stake their lives on my instincts any day."
"If you care about your people, reconsider."
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Old 11-25-2019, 06:43 PM
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May the Great Bird of the Galaxy roost on your planet.
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Old 11-25-2019, 08:24 PM
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Old 11-28-2019, 11:41 AM
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"Captain, sensors show nothing out there. Absolutely nothing."
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Old 11-29-2019, 09:47 AM
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Arm the photonic cannon!
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Old 11-29-2019, 10:06 AM
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Aft torpedoes, FIRE!
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Old 11-30-2019, 01:02 AM
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Whoever he is, he sure talks gloomy!
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Old 11-30-2019, 05:33 PM
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As for what you want...it has been noted and logged.
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Old 12-01-2019, 12:14 AM
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Worf: "Romulan ale should be illegal."
Geordi: "It is illegal."
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You'd be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi. Or Worf!
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[vigorously smashes lute] Sorry.
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"Sorry? That's what you wanted to tell me? You're sorry?"
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"Well, let me tell you something, Odo. We are way, WAY past sorry."
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