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Old 04-26-2016, 05:25 PM
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Ask pointless questions.


I have asked them on r/AskReddit

Can you prove that you are not a camel?

Does your boss mistake you for an electric locomotive?

Have you been banned from many forums?

Do you suffer from insanity or do you enjoy it?

Are you the Commander in Chief of a nonexistent branch of US Military?
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Old 04-26-2016, 05:30 PM
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Old 04-26-2016, 05:33 PM
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Aren't we doing this in another thread?
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Old 04-26-2016, 05:40 PM
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If not, why not?
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Old 04-26-2016, 05:57 PM
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Because I am the Commander in Chief of a nonexistent branch of US Military.
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Sure, but... what's the point?
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Old 04-26-2016, 06:17 PM
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Sure, but... what's the point?
Is it just to waste time? Is it to explore our deep subconsciousness? Is it to remember missed opportunities in life?
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Old 04-26-2016, 06:41 PM
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Or is The Point a made-for-TV movie by Harry Nilsson, starring Ringo?
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Wasn't that Dustin Hoffman, later replaced by Alan Thicke?
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Wait, wasn't Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?
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Could Battle of the Network Stars work today with so many cable channels?
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Old 04-29-2016, 10:02 AM
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Do you really want to see Steve Harvey and Honey Boo Boo take on Kim Kardashian and Graham Norton?
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Wouldn't you really like to know how far out into the ocean they all could swim?
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Old 04-30-2016, 09:53 PM
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Do they have to return to shore?
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Old 04-30-2016, 10:36 PM
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I have asked them on r/AskReddit

Can you prove that you are not a camel?

Does your boss mistake you for an electric locomotive?

Have you been banned from many forums?

Do you suffer from insanity or do you enjoy it?

Are you the Commander in Chief of a nonexistent branch of US Military?
1. I don't have to. This is America and I have rights.
2. Not since I deliberately sooted him out of the building.
3. More fps game servers than forums. Shoveling teammates from behind is fun but you can't play it off as an accident more than a few times.
4. No. I'm the only sane one.
5. No. See 4.
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What time is it?
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Old 05-01-2016, 11:32 AM
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Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody care?
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If you say you care but you don't, are you a bear-faced liar?
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Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody care?
Did you actually hear Chicago live in concert?
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Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody care?

Is it, or is it not Adventure Time?
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Old 05-02-2016, 08:21 PM
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Did you actually hear Chicago live in concert?
Is that the same as hearing them recorded on vinyl?
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Is it, or is it not Adventure Time?
When isn't it Adventure Time (or maybe Howdy Doody Time)?
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When isn't it Adventure Time (or maybe Howdy Doody Time)?
Are Adventure time and the time to get ill mutually exclusive?
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Are Adventure time and the time to get ill mutually exclusive?
Depends... Are you a Hobbit?

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Depends... Are you a Hobbit?
Why? What have you got in your pocket?
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Old 05-02-2016, 10:18 PM
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Do they make Depends with pockets?
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Old 05-02-2016, 10:30 PM
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Do aliens exist?
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Old 05-02-2016, 10:38 PM
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>> Have you been banned from many forums?

3. More fps game servers than forums. Shoveling teammates from behind is fun but you can't play it off as an accident more than a few times.
I was banned from a few forums -- I generally do not register on strictly moderated ones.
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What time is it?
Time for me to work -- I am on forums instead.
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Old 05-02-2016, 10:45 PM
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Do aliens exist?
According to serious scientists, no.

According to science fiction, there is. Some believe there is life on Gliese 581 system.
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According to serious scientists, no.

According to science fiction, there is. Some believe there is life on Gliese 581 system.
We're never going to know anyway.
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When will someone ask another pointless question?
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If jellyfish had brains, do you think they'd be as smart as us?
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When will someone ask another pointless question?
Huh?
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When will someone ask another pointless question?
How sharp is a sphere?
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Sharper than bird's teeth?
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Old 05-03-2016, 07:28 AM
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Come to think of it, do jellyfish even KNOW they don't have brains?
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Why isn't it Quit O'Clock yet?
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Old 05-03-2016, 11:48 AM
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Is that a come on or a threat?
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Old 05-03-2016, 06:21 PM
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Where is Algernon these days?
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Where is Algernon these days?
Didn't he get stupid and fry himself chewing through a power cord?
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We're never going to know anyway.
We can not know what the future generations will learn and how.
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If jellyfish had brains, do you think they'd be as smart as us?
No -- just like any fish.
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Sooo, we can answer questions as sentences that are not in and of themselves questions?
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Sooo, we can answer questions as sentences that are not in and of themselves questions?
Being a professor, did you have any unpaid interns?
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