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To find out send a certified money order in the sum of $489.27 to the Prof. Pepperwinkle Association for Painful Realizations, Pepperwinkle Chateau, Pepperwinkleville, IN 46#%2.

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To find out send a certified money order in the sum of $489.27 to the Prof. Pepperwinkle Association for Painful Realizations, Pepperwinkle Chateau, Pepperwinkleville, IN 46#%2.
If I act now, can I get TWO sets of instructions for the price of one?
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No -- just like any fish.
Why not as smart as any invertebrate?

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Would asking multiple tin soldiers work better than asking a single tin soldier? Would the outcome be influenced by whether all the soldiers are of equal rank or not?

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