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Speak to me only in Disney quotes


Let's start a conversation using just Disney quotes. They can be from the Classic Animated Canon, the TV shows, the traditional live-action films, but hmm... I'll draw the line and say nothing from the Marvel Cinematic Universe or Star Wars.

I'll start us off.

"Gaston, you have got to pull yourself together!"
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Old 03-16-2017, 06:52 AM
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Let it go! Let it go!

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I'm no fool, no sirree, I'm gonna live to be 73.
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And now you are ready for the most exciting game of all.
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Old 03-17-2017, 01:39 AM
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I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from Not Surprise.
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It was the eve of our beloved Queen's Diamond Jubilee, and the year Her Majesty's government came to the very brink of disaster. She... But I'm getting ahead of myself. My name is Doctor David Q. Dawson, most recently of the Queen's 66th regiment. I had just returned to London after a lenghty service in Afghanistan, and was looking for a place to stay, preferably dry. Little did I know that my life was about to change forever.
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You get down there and find the big diamond, or you will never see the teddy again!
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Old 03-18-2017, 07:02 AM
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We've got a bill of sale right here!
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Old 03-18-2017, 08:44 AM
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You mistreat this poor boy the same way you mistreat my people. You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help!
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Old 03-18-2017, 10:34 AM
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"You're so weird."

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There's no evil scheme he wouldn't concoct! No depravity he wouldn't commit.
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How many evil villians do you know that can pull off a name like "Goob"? Bleh!
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You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
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To Ratigan! To Ratigan! The world's greatest criminal mind!
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Hail to the King! Hail to the Queen! Hail to the Princess Aurora!
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"I've been wondering. Why do they call you Roland the Second?"

"Because my father, the former king, was also named Roland."
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This wasn't like any old Leprechaun that you wouldn't say hello twice to. But who was he, but Brian Conners himself, the King of them all! But I got me eye fixed on 'im. They can't escape, ye know, as long as ye don't look away. Now the night was dark, and the mountain was covered with mist, and the moon was no bigger than the light from a hay-penny candle. But it didn't hide 'im from me, for there he stood, with an angry little gob on him, an' his face as fierce as fire...
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I've been looking out of a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what I might feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it's not everything I dreamed it would be?
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Just imagine. He'll stride into the room. Light will glow from him. I'll hear music. He'll bring me flowers. And he'll sweep me off my feet. And I'll know he's the one, when he makes me laugh.
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Old 03-20-2017, 02:24 PM
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Old 03-20-2017, 03:50 PM
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So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of.
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It's incredible! Sixteen years, and not a trace of her! She couldn't have vanished into thin air! Are you sure you checked everywhere?
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Old 03-21-2017, 01:39 PM
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Will you listen to this? He's just another chariot chaser. This we need.
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Old 03-22-2017, 10:44 AM
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At least out loud, I won't say I'm in love.
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Old 03-22-2017, 10:49 AM
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This concert was to be the masterpiece of my distinguished career! Now thanks to you, I'm the laughingstock of the entire kingdom!
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You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!
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Old 03-25-2017, 08:13 AM
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Well, I guess you would call me... genus, humanus... Alice.
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Old 03-27-2017, 09:19 AM
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But what it's all about, you'll really never know. And yet it-it it's so much simpler than any of you think. We give all we have. We fight! We die, for a simple thing. Only that a man could stand.
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