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Wow, Grimsley, that's...really something.
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The angle of the trajectory multiplied by the square root of an isosceles triangle...[mumbling]...dividing Guttermeg's principle of opposing forces in motion [more mumbling] and adjusting for the difference in equilibrium... Dawson, at the exact moment I tell you, we must release the triggering mechanism! Get ready, Dawson, steady... now!
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I felt so confident going into that sentence.
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Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it.
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If you wear a dress and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess.
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These are our three best horses: Princess, Buttercup, and Psycho.
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Dinosaur sounds cooler.
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A dragon! A dragon! I swear I saw a dragon.
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Old 12-08-2019, 07:07 PM
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I'll tell you one thing, Doc: He weren't no rabbit.
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"Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." I made that last part up myself.
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Just a taste. A small lick I should think.
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