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[Biotop]

My cousin had the same symptoms and she didn't any feel better until after she Saudi doctor. 101

[Chefguy]

So did mine, right after she ate a Tunis sandwich. 102

[Biotop]

I hope it was nothing Syria-s. 103

[Beckdawrek]

Could be the Turkey was bad. 104

[Chefguy]

It was a Chad under cooked. 105

[Oly]

Should have fried it in Japan. 106

[Biotop]

I thought we were doing Middle East and there is absolutely Norway those countries just mentioned can be considered to be in the Middle East. 107

[Beckdawrek]

Denmark it up to poor geography scores. 108

[Spoons]

Think I'll get something to eat--I'm Hungary. 109

[Biotop]

Better get out the fine China. 110

[Spoons]

I just hope it doesn't get covered in Greece. 111

[Beckdawrek]

IDK, I kinda want Chile 112

[Biotop]

Just don't turn up the flames too high or you might Burundi dinner. 113

[Oly]

Originally Posted by Biotop

I thought we were doing Middle East ..

Oman! Yemen Israeli messed it up? 114

[Sternvogel]

I was hoping for a sunny day, but (as Scrooge would say) Bahrain again! 115

[buddha_david]

I walk along the avenue
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you, meet a girl like you
With auburn hair and tawny eyes
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through, you hypnotize me through

And Iran, Iran so far away... 116

[Prof. Pepperwinkle]

Azerbaijanuary made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver... 117

[Chefguy]

It's apparently Oslo day on the Dope. 118

[Biotop]

Slow is good. There has been way to much Russian this past year. 119

[burpo the wonder mutt]

Wasn't Slovak on that Voyager show? 120

[furryman]

Originally Posted by burpo the wonder mutt

Wasn't Slovak on that Voyager show?

I don't know, let me Czech. 121

[Prof. Pepperwinkle]

These jokes are so primitive, such a Prague-lodyte sense of humor. 122

[Oly]

Shut up, or I'll kick ya Indonesia! 123

[Siam Sam]

Let's all go to Lahore and then Bangkok. 124

[Chefguy]

You really had to work to Kabul those jokes together. 125

[Prof. Pepperwinkle]

Nah, you start with one, Thai on another and then Taiwan more. 126

[Beckdawrek]

Jamaica me laugh! 127

[Chefguy]

Serbs you right. 128

[burpo the wonder mutt]

Don't drink that beer, my friend, that guy Lichtenstein. 129

[Oly]

You go first, Australia. 130

[burpo the wonder mutt]

What The Hague are you talking about? 131

[Beckdawrek]

Djibouti. 132

[Siam Sam]

Originally Posted by Beckdawrek

Djibouti.

What, an earthquake shake that or something? 133

[Beckdawrek]

I just like it. It is funny. Say it 3 times, you'll laugh. 134

[Biotop]

People who like to laugh should live in:

SPOILER:

HA-land (Holland)

135

[Oly]

A nation without Welsh is a Poland. 136

[Biotop]

I may be poor, but I know there are a lot of people Warsaw than me. 137

[Spoons]

That's okay, Biotop. You've got Seoul. 138

[Oly]

There is no Seoul. It's an Aleutian. 139

[Chefguy]

Kenya believe how far off the rails this thread has gone? 140

[Siam Sam]

I’ve been meaning to make a list of bad railroad puns but keep getting sidetracked. 141

[Chefguy]

A kick in the caboose for you, sir. 142

[Beckdawrek]

If that's how you get your kicks, go for it. 143

[buddha_david]

I'd say something contentious, but I don't want to derail the conversation. 144

[Beckdawrek]

Yes, let's keep this conversation on track. 145

[Biotop]

Originally Posted by Beckdawrek

Yes, let's keep this conversation on track.

Who is off track? You are not thinking outside of the boxcar. 146

[Oly]

I'm all a-bored with this line. 147

[Prof. Pepperwinkle]

Honest engine? 148

[buddha_david]

Maybe we should change the subject before we all go loco. 149

[Beckdawrek]

Choo-choo Djibouti 150