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The church bells all were broken.
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And, the three men I admire most...

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The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost...
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They caught the last train for the coast...

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The day the music died.
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Well I guess that killed it. Just like Charles Guiteau killed James A. Garfield in...

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And they were singing...
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Bye bye Miss American pie....
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Drove my Chevy to the levee
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But the levee was dry;
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And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye,
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Singing, "This'll be the day that I die,"
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Are we at the end?
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Not quite, Beck. One more line, and all of us in unison:

"This'll be the day that I die."

There, that does it for "American Pie." Anybody up for Harry Chapin's "Taxi"?
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Damn, we've been on that song since 1765!

It was raining hard in Frisco...
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I needed one more fare to make my night.
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A lady up ahead waved to flag me down,
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She got in at the light.
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Oh, where you going to, my lady blue?
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It's a shame you ruined your gown in the rain.
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She just looked out the window, she said,
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"Sixteen Parkside Lane"
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Something about her was familiar;
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I could swear I'd seen her face before,
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But she said, "I'm sure you're mistaken,"
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And she didn't say anything more.
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And she glanced at the license for my name.
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A smile seemed to come to her slowly;
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It was a sad smile, just the same
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And she said, "How are you Harry?"
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I said "How are you, Sue?"
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Through the too many miles,
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And the too little smiles,
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I still remember you
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It was somewhere in a fairy tale,
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I used to take her home in my car
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We learned about love in the back of a Dodge.
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The lesson hadn't gone too far.
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You see, she was gonna be an actress...
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She took off to find the footlights...
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And I took off to find the sky.
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And here, she's acting happy...
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Oh, I've got something inside me...
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To drive a princess blind,
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There's a wildman, a wizard...

(Think I'm in the right place now, sorry)
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He's hiding in me, illuminating my mind.
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