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Old 09-07-2018, 12:46 PM
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Old 09-07-2018, 12:49 PM
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Bump up the jam, bump it up
While you feet are stompin'
And the jam is bumpin'
Look at here the crowd is jumpin'
Bump it up a little more
Get the party going on the dance floor
Seek us that's where the party's at
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Old 09-07-2018, 02:05 PM
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Baker's Dozen category! 13 Famous Bumps

1. Bumplestiltskin
2. Humpty Bumpty
3. Natty Bumppo
Bump in the night.
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Bump in the night.
Is that a thing?
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Is that a thing?
I sure hope it's just that.
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Old 09-07-2018, 04:29 PM
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Old 09-07-2018, 05:12 PM
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I am adding a speed-bump to slow you guys down.
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I am adding a speed-bump to slow you guys down.
My handcycle doesn't have suspension and laughs at puny speedbumps.
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Old 09-07-2018, 10:29 PM
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Are you changing your handle to handcycle coach?
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Old 09-07-2018, 10:45 PM
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That right there was funny and bumpy-licious!
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Old 09-07-2018, 10:53 PM
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I am not bumping this thread. I will admit, however, to giving it a firm push.
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Old 09-07-2018, 11:24 PM
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Old 09-07-2018, 11:42 PM
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Bump City...bumpty, bumpty, bump!
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blondebear is the Trashcan Man! I knew it!

You firebug, you!
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Old 09-08-2018, 09:48 AM
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Bump Boys and Bumpettes--Porn title!
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Does this thread come with a bumper-to-bumper warranty?
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Old 09-08-2018, 02:44 PM
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No, just; Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
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Does this thread come with a bumper-to-bumper warranty?
But those are highway posts!
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Old 09-08-2018, 03:04 PM
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Bump up the volume
Bump up the volume
Bump up the volume

DANCE! DANCE!
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Old 09-08-2018, 11:40 PM
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Old 09-09-2018, 12:59 AM
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Imagine what might be if George Clinton named his band, "Parliament Bumpadelic."
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Old 09-09-2018, 01:13 AM
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Bumpy McBumperson is in the building!
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Bumpy was Wally Cleaver's other friend--who liked to "bump into" Mrs. Cleaver. He was even more lumpy.
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But was he more Lumpy than Lumpy Brannum (Mr. Greenjeans)?
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Old 09-09-2018, 04:37 PM
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Recently, I saw a bum p in a downtown alley.
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Old 09-09-2018, 04:52 PM
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Well Spoons just bumped up the game. Very clever.
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Old 09-09-2018, 05:15 PM
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Well Spoons just bumped up the game. Very clever.
Just be sure you don't wrek it.
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Old 09-09-2018, 05:26 PM
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Pink BUMP.
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Old 09-09-2018, 05:45 PM
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I can grind a little, but you do NOT wanna see me bump! It's not a pretty sight!
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Old 09-09-2018, 06:36 PM
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Old 09-09-2018, 06:57 PM
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.................................. bumped ......................
This thread has been .............. by the bumpist.
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Old 09-09-2018, 08:18 PM
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It's the bumpest bumpist bump of all bumps.
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Old 09-09-2018, 11:54 PM
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All your bump are belong to us.
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Old 09-09-2018, 11:56 PM
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The bump you say!
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Old 09-10-2018, 12:13 AM
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Well I’m a bumpin all over
Yes, I’m a bumpin all over
Baby, I’m a Bumpin all over.
So glad you’re mine.
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DAMMIT! I bumped my toe on this thread that someone carelessly left out.
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Why is everyone disregarding the OP's instructions? I'd never do that.....
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Old 09-10-2018, 01:18 AM
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The OP's thread was moving along just fine, until post number 2. Then it hit a bump.
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Old 09-10-2018, 09:49 AM
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I used to have a problem with amphetamines. Fortunately, I hit a speed bump.
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Old 09-10-2018, 12:15 PM
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"You have rah-ceived a bihmp upon the head."
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No mention of Natty Bumppo yet?
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Old 09-10-2018, 12:31 PM
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Old 09-10-2018, 12:39 PM
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No mention of Natty Bumppo yet?
Post 43.
How about Steroid Using Bumppo?
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Oh, don't bump this thread. I've been reading it wrong this entire time.
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Old 09-10-2018, 12:58 PM
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Oh, don't bump this thread. I've been reading it wrong this entire time.

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Oops, sorry...I searched the thread for "Bumpo", but then bumped the thread with Bumppo.
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As God is my witness, I thought threads could be bumped!
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