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997,90.... (carry the eight, round up pi, extrapolate the tangential variable...)

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997,898: 995,999 years since the paperclip is patented by Johan Vaaler, a Norwegian inventor.
997,895 seconds until I get around to googling "Johan Vaaler."
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...take one down, pass it around, 997, 892 bottles of beer on the wall
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Me? I can’t help myself. 997,887
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Catching an error bonus of 50!

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New side game! Predict what number this game will be at in 1 yr, 5 yrs, upon your death, or whatever upcoming event as you choose...go!
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(I predict next year on 9/10/20 we will be in the high 800,000s)

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Beck, no way we could drop over 197,808 in one year, without lots of cheating!
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I predict at the one year anniversary of this thread (1/29/2020) we will be at 997,000 +/- 50, assuming very little cheating.
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