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#51
08-15-2019, 05:37 PM
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A numismatist and a philatelist.
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#52
08-15-2019, 11:48 PM
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A lover and a fighter.
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#53
08-16-2019, 03:19 AM
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A septuagenarian and a cat.
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#54
08-16-2019, 03:38 AM
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A left-hander and a lefty from the Left Coast.
Last edited by Bayarea4; 08-16-2019 at 03:42 AM. |
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#55
08-16-2019, 04:04 AM
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A dinner, a movie, and an introduction to my husband.
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#56
08-16-2019, 11:59 AM
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Wild sex and utter satisfaction.
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#57
08-16-2019, 07:09 PM
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Mediocre sex and a card saying it's better than nothing.
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#58
08-17-2019, 06:21 PM
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Heartfelt flattery and no regrets.
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#59
08-17-2019, 08:53 PM
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A box of Levis and a dirty t-shirt.
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#60
08-17-2019, 09:56 PM
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#61
08-18-2019, 12:34 AM
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Silence and a laugh out of nowhere.
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#62
08-18-2019, 07:24 AM
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A bad joke and a runny nose.
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#63
08-18-2019, 11:41 PM
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A Trekker and a Holmesian.
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#64
08-19-2019, 01:01 AM
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A traveler and a backpack.
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#65
08-19-2019, 02:09 AM
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A needle and a thread
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#66
08-19-2019, 02:21 AM
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An enigma and an enema.
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#67
08-19-2019, 03:01 AM
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A yes and a no
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#68
08-19-2019, 09:05 AM
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Two violins, two cellos, a recorder, a keyboard, a pair of castanets, and a wood frog guiro.
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#69
08-19-2019, 09:11 AM
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A ditz and a genius
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#70
08-19-2019, 09:30 AM
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A cat and a lot of hair.
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#71
08-19-2019, 09:49 AM
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A dumb yellow Lab and a happy wag of the tail.
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#72
08-19-2019, 11:10 AM
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A sneeze and a hankie.
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#73
08-19-2019, 11:35 AM
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A Coke and a smile
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#74
08-19-2019, 03:02 PM
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A Pepsi and high blood sugar
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#75
08-19-2019, 04:45 PM
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A Mountain Dew and a shudder of revulsion.
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#76
08-19-2019, 10:51 PM
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A full-sugar Coke and a shot of insulin.
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#77
08-19-2019, 11:27 PM
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A chilled glass of Ohio dark apple cider and a lipsmack of satisfaction.
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#78
08-19-2019, 11:29 PM
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A partridge and a pear tree.
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#79
08-19-2019, 11:51 PM
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A loaded pizza and an antacid.
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#80
08-20-2019, 12:17 AM
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20 minutes and one message.
Last edited by Beckdawrek; 08-20-2019 at 12:17 AM. Reason: ZO |
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#81
08-20-2019, 01:13 AM
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Gefilte fish and horseradish.
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#82
08-20-2019, 01:26 AM
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A web site and an email account that still works. (evil eye to Outlook)
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#83
08-20-2019, 07:04 AM
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A doctor's appointment and a $30 copay.
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#84
08-20-2019, 09:48 AM
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Two years for breaking and entering, and a crate of search warrants.
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#85
08-20-2019, 09:53 AM
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A bushel and a peck.
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#86
08-20-2019, 10:03 AM
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A night of crazy love and a Rx for penicillin.
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#87
08-20-2019, 10:04 AM
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A bad Gregory Peck impression and a needless reboot.
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#88
08-20-2019, 02:37 PM
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A picnic in the park and ants in your food.
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#89
08-20-2019, 02:57 PM
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Ants in your pants and a need to dance.
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#90
08-20-2019, 03:17 PM
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A bad haircut and a toupee.
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#91
08-20-2019, 03:33 PM
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A novel and a short story.
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#92
08-20-2019, 06:06 PM
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An opera and a patter song.
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#93
08-24-2019, 03:09 PM
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A biscuit and the best sausage gravy you ever ate.
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#94
08-24-2019, 04:30 PM
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Milk and Cereal
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#95
08-24-2019, 04:50 PM
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A 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice.
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#96
08-24-2019, 05:17 PM
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A whip and a doggy collar.
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#97
08-24-2019, 06:15 PM
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A dead parrot and some runny cheese.
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#98
08-24-2019, 08:18 PM
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Cold-ass feet and a parking pass.
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#99
08-24-2019, 08:33 PM
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Warm socks and a come hither look
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#100
08-24-2019, 09:50 PM
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Support stockings and a go away look.
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