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10-07-2019, 10:11 PM
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Post a sentence with 2-5 blanks, formatted as 3 dashes, ---, or 3 underscores, ___. Next player fills in the blanks , then posts his own sentence. Use as many words as you like for each blank.
The problem with ___ is the way they ___.
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#2
10-08-2019, 10:10 AM
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The problem with old Barbra Streisand movies is The Way They Were.
Hello! My name is _____! You killed my _____! Prepare to ____! |
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#3
10-08-2019, 10:14 AM
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Hello! My name is Seth Rogan! You killed my buzz! Prepare to endure my whining!
Me ______, you _____. Last edited by Knowed Out; 10-08-2019 at 10:14 AM. |
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#4
10-08-2019, 11:39 AM
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Me am goings to the stores, you wanting anythings?
Why did I even ___ this morning? Haven't even had my ___ and already it's ___.
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#5
10-08-2019, 12:53 PM
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Why did I even hurl this morning? Haven't even had my shot of whiskey and it's already 6 a.m.
Look, it's a genuine _____! Wait until I tell _____. There may even be a ____ in it for me! |
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#6
10-08-2019, 01:51 PM
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Look, it's a genuine Hiroshige! Wait until I tell the museum. There may even be a subfootnote on a plaque in it for me!
I say, I say, why did the _____ cross the ______? |
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#7
10-08-2019, 04:30 PM
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I say, I say, why did the rooster cross the chicken?
That's a question only a ___ ___ can answer.
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#8
10-08-2019, 11:47 PM
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That's a question only a poultry psychologist can answer.
If it hadn't been for ___, I never could have ___. |
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#9
10-09-2019, 06:31 AM
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If it hadn't been for Danskins dance slippers, I never could have danced all night, danced all night, and still have begged for more.
And now the purple dusk of _____ steals upon the meadows of my _____ |
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#10
10-11-2019, 10:55 PM
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And now the purple dusk of lassitude steals upon the meadows of my ambition gone to seed.
The most ___ thing about what ___ said was ___. |
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#11
10-12-2019, 02:10 AM
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The most stupid thing about what Trump said was everything.
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a ___ out of my ___.
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#12
10-12-2019, 09:08 PM
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Hey Rocky, watch me pull a sequel out of my VCR.
The bloody ___________ broke down on the way to ____________. |
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#13
10-12-2019, 09:44 PM
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The bloody hearse broke down on the way to the master's crypt.
Even a man who is pure of ____ and says his prayers by night can become a ____ when the _____ blooms and the autumn moon is bright. |
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#14
10-17-2019, 12:02 AM
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Even a man who is pure of blood and says his prayers by night can become a lycanthrope when the wolfsbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.
You might call me ___ but at least I never ___ ... at least, ___. |
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#15
10-17-2019, 11:58 AM
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You might call me Al, but at least I never split from Art Garfunkel ... at least, not in this lifetime.
These are the times that try men's ______. |
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#16
10-17-2019, 02:43 PM
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These are the times that try men's patience, particularly given the current occupants at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
If I give you _____ you must promise me that ____ will never______. |
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#17
10-19-2019, 04:00 AM
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If I give you a second chance you must promise me that you will never need a third.
When I awoke, I was ___ to find that ___ despite ___. |
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10-19-2019, 09:35 AM
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When I awoke, I was surprised to find that it was so cold outside despite global warming.
Yesterday I ate some ________ together with some ______ and they were ___________. Last edited by Annie-Xmas; 10-19-2019 at 09:35 AM. |
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#19
10-19-2019, 09:23 PM
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Yesterday I ate some habañero salsa together with some tortilla chips and they were scrump-dilly-ishus!
If it weren't for ___, there would be no ___; and that ___. |
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#20
10-20-2019, 11:51 AM
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If it weren't for Cecil Adams, there would be no SDMB; and that would mean I would have fewer friends.
I was working in the _____ late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight: the ______ from the slab began to arise, and suddenly, to my surprise, __________. |
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#21
10-20-2019, 05:22 PM
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I was working in the deli late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight: the lunch meat from the slab began to arise, and suddenly, to my surprise,
It did the mash. It did the sandwich mash. Was that too ___? I could ___ if you think I should, but ___.
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Wait, you can do signatures? Last edited by atimnie; 10-20-2019 at 05:23 PM. |
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#22
10-20-2019, 07:48 PM
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Was that too predictable? I could revise it if you think I should, but we've already moved on.
Before ___, Bob Seger ___, particularly ___. |
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#23
10-29-2019, 11:31 PM
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Before his celebrity, Bob Seger rambled and gambled, particularly the penny slots.
Whatever you do, never_____before you_____unless______. |
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#24
11-09-2019, 08:24 AM
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Whatever you do, never hit "Send" before you proofread unless you really don't need that job anyway.
If ____ had gone right to ___, ___ would never have happened. |
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