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It all comes out in the wash.
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They put a sign on the men's room. The sign said it was closed for cleaning. That's right, the sign was meant to deter gents.
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And the first Salvos launched in this new tangent.
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Old 11-10-2019, 02:26 AM
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Decided to change my washing powder. It’s a Bold move.
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Let us know if you Gain anything with that move, Sam.
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That pun was dryer than most.
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Old 11-10-2019, 08:18 AM
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I heard Iron Man used to work in a laundromat.
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Well, that's certainly a new wrinkle.
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That's enough of your sheet.
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Aww, y'all don't bicker, let's Snuggle.
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Yeah, donít bring me Downy.
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That made me Cheer.
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Come on, it wasn't that Fab.
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Old 11-11-2019, 12:04 AM
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It is so Extra tho'.
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Old 11-11-2019, 09:35 AM
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Detergent puns?!? aGain!?!
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Old 11-11-2019, 01:12 PM
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At least they're not staining the thread.
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Yeah, stains are the pits.
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Try not to sweat it.
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You should read that new book called Under the Bleachers by Seymore Butts.
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Butt puns?!? Now we’ve hit bottom.
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Old 11-12-2019, 09:32 PM
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Don't get your panties in a twist.
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More puns, folks. We're falling behind.
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Old 11-12-2019, 11:05 PM
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Could this be..be..umm....The End?
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No, we can change things up. What kind of ribs do you like? Back? Side?
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That tickled me.
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There was this girl once. I tickled her fancy. But she called the cops and got a restraining order.
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I got a restraining order one time. I told the waitress, "No eggs on my breakfast special." And she restrained the kitchen from putting eggs on my plate.
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I think that pun is past its eggspiration date.
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More egg puns? This is eggsasperating.
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I did it just for the shell of it.
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What are you, chicken?
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I’m going to balk, balk, balk at responding to that.
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