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Old 05-29-2019, 12:40 PM
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We arent the only ones who hate it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Commercials...ty_commercial/

http://www.commercialsihate.com/emga...opic27551.html
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Old 05-29-2019, 02:19 PM
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I haven't had this many responses to something I said here since 24 went off the air.
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Old 05-29-2019, 06:32 PM
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Gag, I was going to post this one too. The girl is way too old; if she was three years old it might make sense, but the girl in the ad is too enthusiastic about playing pirates.
Meh, my and my family would play "stuff with us in it" well past that age. Like Army, or made up stories or whatever. Mom playing all day with her daughter is a bit much, but the girl wanting to play make believe, fine and dandy.
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Old 05-30-2019, 01:14 PM
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I'm getting a chuckle out of mixdenny's interpretation of the stomach drug. Her bandmates are like, "OMG, does this crazy bitch gotta shit again?"
Her band mates seem much more sympathetic than you, realizing it's a medical condition.

My problem with that commercial is that they are the 1 song band. It's one thing to only show them rehearsing one song. But then they go to their concert, and after a tense moment and the lead singer shows up on time, they perform their one song, then take their bows, then leave in their camper. And who set up and tore down all the stage, gear, etc? They have roadies? Then they go to another concert at a club and do their one song again.
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Old 05-30-2019, 01:33 PM
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My problem with that commercial is that they are the 1 song band. It's one thing to only show them rehearsing one song. But then they go to their concert, and after a tense moment and the lead singer shows up on time, they perform their one song, then take their bows, then leave in their camper. And who set up and tore down all the stage, gear, etc? They have roadies? Then they go to another concert at a club and do their one song again.
I don't remember the specifics of the commercial, but is it possible they were there as part of a festival, so there are other bands performing too? That seems like the logical explanation to me, unless I'm forgetting something.
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Old 05-30-2019, 03:25 PM
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Her band mates seem much more sympathetic than you, realizing it's a medical condition.

My problem with that commercial is that they are the 1 song band. It's one thing to only show them rehearsing one song. But then they go to their concert, and after a tense moment and the lead singer shows up on time, they perform their one song, then take their bows, then leave in their camper. And who set up and tore down all the stage, gear, etc? They have roadies? Then they go to another concert at a club and do their one song again.
Hey, I'm not the one who thought she was taking mood altering drugs.

Also, it seems you expect a lot from a 30 second commercial. They only film the parts that are relevant to the point they are trying to make for the product they are trying to sell, not make a documentary on what happens when you give a concert.
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Old 05-30-2019, 10:54 PM
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Here is a link to the migrainy pirate.


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Old 05-30-2019, 11:57 PM
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There's a commercial for Phoenix University, with a boy reading about a dragon learning to fly, and the on-screen parallel to his mother getting a degree and a better job. All fine, as far as it goes, until the final shot of the boy looking with what I imagine is supposed to be admiration and love at his mother. Instead he looks as if someone has told him "Smile, or I'll kill your puppy." OK, bad child actors on commercials are to be expected, but as the last thing you see, it sure puts me off the product (if I weren't already).

Here is the commercial, the face is at 0:55.
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Old 05-31-2019, 12:07 AM
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Oh, that explains it!

I'm getting a chuckle out of mixdenny's interpretation of the stomach drug. Her bandmates are like, "OMG, does this crazy bitch gotta shit again?"
I have no idea what Chron's disease is! I must say she looked remarkably calm sitting off stage instead of running for the ladies room.

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Old 05-31-2019, 03:22 PM
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Also, it seems you expect a lot from a 30 second commercial. They only film the parts that are relevant to the point they are trying to make for the product they are trying to sell, not make a documentary on what happens when you give a concert.
This is a thread bitching about a lot of stupid stuff in commercials. My stupid stuff is just as valid.

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I have no idea what Chron's disease is! I must say she looked remarkably calm sitting off stage instead of running for the ladies room.
You mean where she has that distressed look on her face, is offered food, and gets up and shuffles off screen? Or when she's singing, stops, and says "I'll be right back" as she leaves the studio?

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Old 05-31-2019, 05:54 PM
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This commercial for Clif Bar shows a man apparently regurgitating his Clif Bar into a baby eagle's beak.

https://youtu.be/lQdQHcM5yb8

"It's not gross, it's nature." No, dude, it's gross, even if the eagle isn't real.

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Old 06-04-2019, 11:03 PM
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Unless you're talking about a very different ad, that's definitely not her, for instance, your link refers to the subject as able to play "racially ambiguous" and the one in the Humira commercial is most definitely not ambiguous, she's white. (or looks white anyway, I suppose there are people of mixed heritage that "look white" but you'd have to be told to know they "weren't white")

Anyway, the Humira girl with the poopy problem boyfriend, looks to be college age or slightly older, some where in the early or mid 20's would be where I'd wager.
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Well, then, that's point 2, "2) the ad was correctly credited." Because the iSpot TV ad (linked above) lists her as the actor.

It looks like there's another new (?) Humira ad that I think answers the question of who the actress is. The original ad at ispot.tv lists both Chelsea Carbaugh, who is being referenced in the above quotes, and Stevie Steel. It's the latter who is in that commercial, but the new commercial has both of them. Stevie is at 0:51 in the new Citrate Free commercial, and I think it's Chelsea at 1:00 (even though neither are listed at at that link. I'm not trusting ispot identifying the right people!
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Old 06-05-2019, 06:18 PM
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Now the Arby's sandwich guy is singing!

https://youtu.be/1EAEHYER0zs
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Old 06-05-2019, 06:52 PM
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It looks like there's another new (?) Humira ad that I think answers the question of who the actress is. The original ad at ispot.tv lists both Chelsea Carbaugh, who is being referenced in the above quotes, and Stevie Steel. It's the latter who is in that commercial, but the new commercial has both of them. Stevie is at 0:51 in the new Citrate Free commercial, and I think it's Chelsea at 1:00 (even though neither are listed at at that link. I'm not trusting ispot identifying the right people!
There's an acting profile for a "Stevie Steel" from NY ( I think it is her) that says she's 32(!).
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Old 06-05-2019, 07:07 PM
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Downy

Couple on a first date at a nice-ish restaurant. He compliments her: you look pretty/nice (she has on a dress).

She looks at the guy who has just taken off his sweater, and he has a t-shirt on. She is annoyed and tells him he looks amazingly casual.

Now, apparently the problem is that the neck is all stretched out, but unless your first date is some physical activity, who the hell wears a t-shirt and nothing else? I don't think she would have been impressed with his sartorial sense even if the shirt not stretched out.
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Old 06-05-2019, 08:09 PM
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Amazingly comfortable. She was doing her best to be diplomatic. Not that he deserves it.

Didn't he even look at his shirt before putting it on?

I'm clueless but not that clueless.
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Old 06-06-2019, 01:54 PM
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Now, apparently the problem is that the neck is all stretched out, but unless your first date is some physical activity, who the hell wears a t-shirt and nothing else? I don't think she would have been impressed with his sartorial sense even if the shirt not stretched out.
Oh yes, I agree. And a V-neck T shirt to boot? What a buffoon.
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Old 06-06-2019, 01:58 PM
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What bothers me about the guy on a first date wearing the crappy, stretched-out t-shirt is did it not occur to him to look in a mirror? Yes, he probably should have worn something a tad nicer than a t-shirt but you can buy a cheap new one for about ten bucks.
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There's a commercial for Phoenix University, with a boy reading about a dragon learning to fly, and the on-screen parallel to his mother getting a degree and a better job. All fine, as far as it goes, until the final shot of the boy looking with what I imagine is supposed to be admiration and love at his mother. Instead he looks as if someone has told him "Smile, or I'll kill your puppy." OK, bad child actors on commercials are to be expected, but as the last thing you see, it sure puts me off the product (if I weren't already).

Here is the commercial, the face is at 0:55.
I don't know if it's the same kid, but it's definitely the same face as the one on the kid in the diamond commercial where the guy is asking the kid's permission to marry his mom. It's like they didn't want to pay an extra couple hundred bucks to throw the kid one line instead of just having him stand there grinning like a mute idiot.
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Old 06-07-2019, 08:59 PM
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We made you Princess Toast!
And Mom has no idea what's in Princess Toast because she's too lazy and uncaring to look down at the plate.
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"I'm not picking them up. Well, I'm not picking them up. I will because my heinie's clean!!"

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Old 06-08-2019, 01:43 PM
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"I'm not picking them up. Well, I'm not picking them up. I will because my heinie's clean!!"

Arrggghhhh
The bears are all naked. When do they wear underwear?
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Old 06-08-2019, 02:08 PM
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Morning Star veggie burger commercials-- "since I'm a kid. . ." these burgers can taste like cow patties covered in neon sugar crust and grown ups will be all-- (grown man eating burger): (i)orgasmic burger munching.(/i]

Maybe if the kid was a better actress. . ..
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That Armor All commercial with the Vikings. WTF is up with that? At the end it looks like the one "Viking" (not Torvald, or whatever the name is) is having a bowel movement.

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hey, Smirnoff, when you have your commercials about snappy synchronized boozing you need a disclaimer on how drinking alcohol on public beaches, is illegal in most places ...


Especially in la and orange county ca
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There's a Popeyes commercial where a couple is having a picnic and the guy asks if the girl has tried some chicken-based product and she says "That's literally the only reason I'm here. Because you're sweet, but they're hot and sweet."

I can't even count the ways that I can't even over this commercial. First, you need Big Bang Theory levels of social cluelessness to say that to a person (unless you're teasing, which the commercial makes clear she isn't). Second, who the hell whores themselves out on a date for five dollars worth of fast food chicken wings? And third, why would you even go that direction in a commercial? "Popeye chicken wings, the perfect picnic food for horrible women and wussy guys?"
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Old 06-11-2019, 01:26 PM
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Am I the only person who wonders what horrible accident the guy in the Keeps commercial was in that makes his entire head so misaligned? I've seen broken noses, but his entire head appears to have been Rubik's cubed just a little.
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Commercials featuring "Mayhem" are usually good but this is way off the mark.

I said it's way off the mark.

Oh, shaddup, Mr. What.
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Old 06-11-2019, 02:07 PM
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Commercials featuring "Mayhem" are usually good but this is way off the mark.

I said it's way off the mark.

Oh, shaddup, Mr. What.
Yeah! I always wondered what was up with all the 'what's in that commercial. Also don't understand the Viking oil (car wax?) commercial mentioned above. Why would I want mentally challenged cosplayers protecting my car?
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