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Old 05-29-2019, 05:23 PM
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If trouble comes when you least expect it then maybe the thing to do is to always expect it.
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Old 05-29-2019, 05:50 PM
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Encounters between strangers in the desert, while rare, were occasions of mutual suspicion, and marked by initial preparations on both sides for an incident that might prove either cordial or warlike.
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Old 05-30-2019, 04:24 PM
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Be polite, be courteous, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
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Old 05-31-2019, 01:54 PM
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“Why, as to that, I’ve been pondering the precisely correct posture to adopt vis-à-vis the Tsuggs, protocol-wise. I confess for a few moments I toyed with the idea of a beefed-up 804-B: Massive Dignity, with overtones of Leashed Ire; but cooler counsels soon prevailed.”

“How about a 764, sir?” the Econ Officer essayed: “Amused Contempt, with just a hint of Unpleasant Surprises in the Offing?”

“Too subtle,” Colonel Saddlesore grunted. “What about the old standby, 26-A?”

“Oh, the old ‘Threat To Break Off Talks’ ploy, eh, Wilbur? Embellished with a side issue of Table-shape Dispute, I assume?”
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Old 05-31-2019, 05:44 PM
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All of us have people who saw weaknesses, who saw pressure points, and who saw ways to use of own ways and stubbornness against us. This threat is real. This treat is both practical and existential. It it isn't met by all of us, all of us are likely to be destroyed.
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Old 06-01-2019, 01:49 PM
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The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No.
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Old 06-01-2019, 03:37 PM
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How do you use a weapon of ultimate mass destruction when it can stand in judgment on you? There is only one man who would even try.
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It's doomsday. The end of the world. Help me!
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Old 06-01-2019, 08:50 PM
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Let me help. A hundred years or so from now, I believe, a famous novelist will write a classic using that theme. He'll recommend those three words even over I love you.
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Old 06-02-2019, 01:46 PM
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He pressed his lips together and I saw the muscles of his jaw working. This was Peter's being-a-manager face. It meant he was figuring out how to help you.
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Old 06-03-2019, 05:18 PM
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To tell you the truth, I simply wouldn't feel comfortable if I didn't have that little wedge of gum to chew on every moment of the day, I really wouldn't. My mother says it's not ladylike and it looks ugly to see a girl's jaws going up and down like mine do all the time, but I don't agree.
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Old 06-03-2019, 06:53 PM
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Not milady, merely madam.
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Old 06-03-2019, 09:15 PM
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"I 'ave nevair been more insulted in my life! 'Alf-giant? Moi? I 'ave — I 'ave big bones!"
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Old 06-04-2019, 03:30 PM
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Live, die, something else lives. The very soil humanity walks upon is built up from death. Digging into a flowerbed means digging into bones.
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Old 06-04-2019, 07:23 PM
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If you refuse, you die; she dies; everybody dies!
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Old 06-05-2019, 04:18 PM
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You get killed? Walk it off.
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Old 06-05-2019, 10:02 PM
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I ain't got time to bleed.
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Old 06-06-2019, 06:25 PM
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My every flinch, every flicker of pain, will be magnified a hundred times over, then dissected by the pundits and talking heads. But I’m told it’s necessary; the world needs to see me vulnerable and wounded. I cannot appear not to care or to lack remorse, but that removes a crucial component of my self- defense mechanism and leaves me bleeding for all the world to see.
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Old 06-06-2019, 06:55 PM
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The Shrike was on its feet, three meters of chrome and blades and other people's pain. It showed no damage. Someone's blood ran in narrow rivulets down its wrists and carapace. Its mindless grin seemed wider than before.
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Old 06-06-2019, 09:24 PM
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I had to grin. Morris was shocked and horrified. I’d shown him a brand new sin.
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Old 06-07-2019, 01:28 PM
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Now they’re all going to leave the ship and find their friends and family mulched in the garden. And if they don’t smile about that? It’s going to be the end of the human race.
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Old 06-08-2019, 04:25 PM
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The Creed War had done more than devastate the landscape of our once-thriving country. It had made enemies of friends and families. Proselytes and their sympathizers were cast to the desert to eke out an existence the best way they could, which was damned near impossible. Two generations of scholars and scientists were lost, even before the declining birth rate.
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Old 06-08-2019, 06:27 PM
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We're planning to pluck all the best stars out of the sky and stuff them in our pockets... so that when we meet you once again and thrust our hands deep inside to hide our embarrassment, our fingertips will smart on them, as if they were desert grains, caught down in the seams, and we'll smile at you on your way to a glory that, for all our stellar thefts, we shall never be able to duplicate.
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Old 06-10-2019, 03:25 PM
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The totality of human endeavour is nothing when set against the stars.
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Old 06-12-2019, 05:02 PM
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The stars appeared now to be stationary.

He’d done the maths in his head before they entered the module. Their speed relative to the Orbital was now about a hundred and ten kilometres per second.
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Old 06-12-2019, 07:06 PM
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The neutron stars circled each other slowly, confined to a translucent plane representing their universe. The worm added two more planes, above and below, with stars drifting across them at random: adjacent universes, separated by one quantum of distance in the macrospherean dimensions.
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Old 06-13-2019, 10:39 AM
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You command the stars to do your bidding? I know you can't. And you can't. And you can't. And you won't. But I have...
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Old 06-15-2019, 03:20 PM
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From the ground, we stand;
From our ships, we live;
By the stars, we hope.
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Old 06-17-2019, 01:55 PM
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Even when the world throws it worst and then turns in its back, there is still always hope.
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But you can build a future out of anything. A scrap, a flicker. The desire to go forward, slowly, one foot at a time. You can build an airy city out of ruins.
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[Planet surface]

(The landing party is Kirk, Spock, Scott, Uhura and two security guards. Among remains of fluted columns and fragments of Greek-style buildings is an irregular dough-nut shaped object with lights in it.)

KIRK: These ruins extend to the horizon. Begin recording.

UHURA: Recording, sir.
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As far as they were concerned, big changes were coming on the horizon. The virus was playing a huge role in that. They had to see the full picture. This was about their ultimate survival.
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