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Or "Bumping on a Jet Plane"
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Old 06-09-2019, 11:03 PM
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Bumpin' on the City of New Orleans,
Illinois Central, Monday-morning rail.
Fifteen cars, and fifty restless bumpers,
Three conductors, twenty-five sacks of mail....
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So even Bob Dylan gets bumped.
Every time he wears that Nobel Prize medal, Bob Dylan's chest gets bumped.
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Old 06-10-2019, 12:26 PM
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So now Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler get bumped.
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Old 06-10-2019, 12:36 PM
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I thought they got bumped for the first time on December 17, 2015.
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Old 06-10-2019, 01:01 PM
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And getting bumped was better than he thought it would be.
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Old 06-10-2019, 03:42 PM
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That bump was just plain weird.
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Old 06-10-2019, 06:29 PM
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Amy's face told us how she found that bump.
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Old 06-10-2019, 08:47 PM
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Even her hair got bumped.
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Old 06-10-2019, 10:22 PM
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Should I bump this thread again?







Nahhhh.
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Hang on--you just bumped the thread.
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Old 06-10-2019, 11:43 PM
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It's over for me. Not bumping this thread. Anyone in?
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Old 06-11-2019, 02:23 AM
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I'm bumping in.
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Old 06-11-2019, 04:25 AM
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I'm bumping out.
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Old 06-11-2019, 08:17 AM
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I'm bumping up.
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Old 06-11-2019, 10:51 AM
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I'm bumping... sideways?
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Old 06-11-2019, 07:43 PM
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I'm bumping __________ [insert preposition of your choice here].
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Old 06-11-2019, 08:54 PM
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I'm bumping blanks
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Old 06-12-2019, 12:51 AM
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Bumped for no real reason, just because.
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Old 06-12-2019, 08:31 AM
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David Ortiz just got bumped big-time.
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Old 06-12-2019, 05:03 PM
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But he survived; he wasn't bumped off.
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Hope his recovery isn't a bumpy one.
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I'm with you, EH; I hope it goes smoothly, not bumpily.
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Old 06-13-2019, 09:59 PM
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Put your left bump in
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Old 06-14-2019, 07:07 AM
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Put your left bump out
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Old 06-14-2019, 09:01 AM
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You put your left bump it and you bump it all about
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Old 06-14-2019, 12:19 PM
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You do the hokey pokey and you bump yourself around
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Old 06-15-2019, 08:34 AM
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And that's what it's all a bump!
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Old 06-15-2019, 10:19 AM
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When I bump they call me Macarena.
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Old 06-15-2019, 11:24 AM
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Heyyyyyyyyy Bumparena!
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Old 06-15-2019, 08:18 PM
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And the boys they say que soy bumpa.
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Old 06-17-2019, 02:58 AM
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One Two bumper my shoe...
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Old 06-17-2019, 05:04 AM
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Three, Four, bump at the door
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Old 06-17-2019, 08:28 AM
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Five, Six, this bump sticks.
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Old 06-17-2019, 10:00 AM
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Seven, Eight, this bump's late.
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Old 06-17-2019, 10:24 AM
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Nine, ten, bump and get zen
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Eleven, twelve, bump and delve
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Old 06-17-2019, 11:09 AM
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thirteen fourteen, this bump is mean
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Old 06-17-2019, 11:27 AM
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Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen nineteen, gonna knock this bump clean right out of its SPLEEN
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Bumpin' to twenty? Isn't that plenty?
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This bump is a legal 21
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Blackjack bump, Beck?
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Don't trust any bump over 30.
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Don't trust any bump, period!
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Trust a bump to bring a knife to a gunfight!
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If your only tool is a hammer, then every bump looks like a nail.
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Don't count your chickens before they bump.
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When bumping bumpers buuuummmmp ....
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To bump this thread.
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Chicken be damned; this thread needs another bump.
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