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Old 12-13-2012, 08:13 AM
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I take it that's a 'no'?
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Old 12-13-2012, 08:20 AM
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Also, is using a comma instead of a semicolon in a context where a semicolon should properly be used an improvement or an even more egregious violation of the game rules?

And does anyone mind if I put a sad trombone noise here?

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And who are you you, Comrade Question?
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Old 12-13-2012, 08:31 AM
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Was there one too many "you"'s in the last post?
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Old 12-13-2012, 08:33 AM
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Old 12-13-2012, 02:36 PM
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Old 12-13-2012, 02:43 PM
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Aren't you a little young for "senior moments"?
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:59 PM
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Are you at least young at heart?
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Old 12-13-2012, 06:38 PM
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Old 12-13-2012, 07:19 PM
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Does "no" answer your question?
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Old 12-13-2012, 07:28 PM
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Is "no" a valid answer?
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Old 12-13-2012, 07:42 PM
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Would your feeling be hurt if I tell you I have no idea what you're talking about?
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Old 12-13-2012, 07:51 PM
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Are my feelings that important to you, darling?

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Old 12-14-2012, 04:09 AM
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Would you two like to get a room?
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Old 12-14-2012, 08:19 AM
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:14 AM
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Those sheets still aren't changed, are they?

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Old 12-14-2012, 09:54 AM
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Why would you carry around a UV flashlight in the first place?
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You wouldn't masturbate with that flashlight, would you?
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:18 AM
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Do you think it will fit?
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Do you think it will fit?
Me or you?
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:24 AM
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Why would I care whether it would fit you?
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:28 AM
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How the hell am I supposed to know what you're 'in to'?
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:51 AM
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If you really loved me, wouldn't you make the effort to find out?

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Are you implying that I'm a selfish lover?
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Old 12-14-2012, 01:38 PM
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Who else would be implying it?
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Old 12-14-2012, 02:03 PM
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Old 12-14-2012, 02:11 PM
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Don't we have to wait for the princess to marry the prince?
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Old 12-14-2012, 04:26 PM
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Does that mean a toad has been kissed?
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Old 12-14-2012, 04:42 PM
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Aren't you supposed to kiss a frog?
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Old 12-14-2012, 05:36 PM
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Old 12-14-2012, 06:17 PM
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Duh, what was the question?
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Old 12-14-2012, 06:29 PM
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Does this make me look fat?
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Old 12-14-2012, 06:29 PM
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Old 12-14-2012, 06:34 PM
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Can I ask you to lie to me baby?
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Old 12-14-2012, 06:36 PM
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Old 12-14-2012, 06:36 PM
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Who can say?

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Old 12-14-2012, 06:37 PM
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Hmm, what would Jesus do?
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Old 12-14-2012, 06:51 PM
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What would any fictional being do?
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Old 12-14-2012, 07:03 PM
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What do you plan to do with yourself when you are burning in the pitfire of Hell for all of Eternity?
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Old 12-14-2012, 07:11 PM
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You mean no one ever told you you don't get to have awesome company in hell?
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I look like I'm cryin'?
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Old 12-14-2012, 07:18 PM
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Look, I'm way up in heaven buddy, can you say that a little louder?
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And I know that one was bad and nonsensical but after firing off so many nonstop, can you really blame me?
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Old 12-14-2012, 11:28 PM
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Are you trying to shift the blame to someone else?
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Should people in glass houses be throwing stones?
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