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This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
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It was a dark, blustery afternoon in spring, and the city of London was chasing a small mining town across the dried-out bed of the old North Sea.
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If such a thing had happened once, it must surely have happened many times in this galaxy of a hundred billion suns.
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The star was old--as old as it was possible for a star to be.
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How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?
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Don't worry, she'll hold together... You hear me, baby? Hold together!
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That's not a baby, that's a Mr. Potato Head!
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Remember the starfish in Montego bay? How would I know that if he wasn't here? Hey Molly, I know about the green underwear that you wrote your name on! I'd never get over that, I tell you that.
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There's one more thing. A terrible presence is in there with her.
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Old 06-20-2014, 09:29 AM
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Okay, I just hope we don't wake up on Mars or something surrounded by millions of little squashy guys.
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Old 06-20-2014, 09:33 AM
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She was delighted by his suggestion of a partner-picking party. Certainly it was not against anything in her understanding of regulations.
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Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command?
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You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation.
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Longer than you think, Dad! Longer than you think! Held my breath when they gave me the gas! Wanted to see! I saw! I saw! Longer than you think!
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Where am I?

Back from the dead. I've saved you.

My God! How?

By magic, of course. With a kiss, because I like you.
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Old 06-21-2014, 10:50 AM
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Where am I?

Back from the dead. I've saved you.

My God! How?

By magic, of course. With a kiss, because I like you.
I love that movie! I always wish there had been sequels.
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Old 06-21-2014, 04:22 PM
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“And one of those little old ladies looked at the two proposals before her and said, ‘This smells, but I don’t see how,’ so she took it to her beloved great-niece, who said, ‘You’re right, Auntie, this smells, but I don’t see how,’ who took the problem in turn to her devoted husband, better known as Emperor Gregor Vorbarra. Who handed it to his loyal Imperial Auditor, saying, and I quote here, ‘Here, Miles, you’re better at diving into the privy and coming up with the gold ring than anyone I know. Have a go.’ And I said, ‘Thank you, Sire,’ and took ship for Kibou-daini.”
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It seems you have discovered your unpleasant nature.
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Old 06-21-2014, 05:54 PM
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During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
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Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap, just give me something I can blow up.
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Continue with the operation; you may fire when ready.
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Old 06-21-2014, 11:48 PM
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And I was standing over there, rusting for the longest time.
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Old 06-22-2014, 01:28 AM
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If the primates we descended from knew that bureaucrats would be part of the species they would have written off the whole evolution thing as a bad idea and stayed in the trees.
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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
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Why does anybody want to go anywhere? Why did the bear go round the mountain? To see what he could see! I've never seen the Rings. That's reason enough to go anywhere. The race has been doing it for all time. The dull ones stay home--and the bright ones stir around and try to see what trouble they can dig up.
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Old 06-22-2014, 03:34 PM
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Perhaps I'll cure Frank and every other alcoholic if I can solve the mystery of Donovan's Brain. I think it's a matter of chemistry how the brain thinks. The problem is to find out what chemical combinations are responsible for success... failure... happiness... misery.
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You and me got chemistry that would make Dow ashamed.
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I vote for outer space. No way these are local boys.
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Don't they have a home to go to?
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Old 06-22-2014, 07:30 PM
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His death was a rotten piece of luck. But he is dead. Let him rest in peace.
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I guess we can't punish Victor for bringing Sparky back from the dead.
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky--try to take over the world!
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