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A CHRISTMAS carol exert peeved Tim.
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Hellish elves leapt PERPENDICULARLY, encouraging disasters.
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If MONEY managers ever detect imperfect analyses, tell everyone.
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The ending really means it's time EVERYONE stops
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Ecumenical vespers ere night INVOKES nocturnal goodly sleep.
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Gabriel admitted DEIFYING God every Thursday.
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Does everyone ignore FOOLING yourself is not godly?
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Fortunately, our oil lamp is not GROTESQUE
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ELSEWHERE, Xanadu tamed everyone's raging misanthropy including Newton's as though Elixir sings.
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It now seems UMLAUT'S last taunt earned death.
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UPTOWN seems hellish; Eastern reigns supreme.
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Reverend's Easter sermon offered unusual REMINISCENCES connecting Easter services.
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SYLVESTER was eating apple turnovers in New Guinea.
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STALLONE, you like violence, especially slugging those entering rings.
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Some themes are legendary, like Oscar NOMINATED epics.
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Look above, didn't I ELUCIDATE Stallone?
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Now England uses two eastern RELIGIONS, ending death.
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SINGING a little vespers at times is only nice.
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Sounds intense; new girl is nicely GUTTURAL.
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