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After bullets are fired they don’t work anymore.
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Old 06-03-2019, 10:52 AM
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They're a shell of their former self?
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Old 06-03-2019, 12:21 PM
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That reply sounded automatic.
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Old 06-03-2019, 12:28 PM
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Shoot!!
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Old 06-03-2019, 12:30 PM
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That came out at a pretty quick clip.
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Old 06-03-2019, 07:12 PM
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I have heard the NRA is going to start advertising in Vogue and Cosmo, because when it comes to ads, those are high capacity magazines.
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Old 06-03-2019, 07:53 PM
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I'm gonna write all of this in my bullet journal.
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Old 06-03-2019, 09:59 PM
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Journal, eh? Well, that sounds like the write thing to do!
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Old 06-04-2019, 12:59 AM
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I have a diary.
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Old 06-04-2019, 08:30 AM
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I once knew a doe who kept a deer diary.
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Old 06-04-2019, 09:39 PM
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Do religious deer live in a deer abbey?
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Old 06-04-2019, 10:36 PM
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Let me ruminant on that.
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Old 06-05-2019, 12:16 AM
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Make a decision one way or another, Beck. Don't be so namby-Bambi.
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Old 06-05-2019, 07:21 AM
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I’m quite fawnd of deer and deerly regard fawns.
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Old 06-05-2019, 08:38 AM
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If someone tells me that they don't like deer, I just reply "Buck up, kiddo."
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Old 06-05-2019, 04:54 PM
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Good approach. I'd add, "Kiddo, you've gotta have hart."
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Old 06-05-2019, 10:12 PM
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Yeah, have hart or you’ll stagnate.
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Old 06-06-2019, 01:49 AM
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Has anyone learnt if an anagram can be made from antler?
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Old 06-06-2019, 07:24 AM
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I’ve never seen the point of hanging antlers on the wall.
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Old 06-06-2019, 08:18 AM
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Any truth to the rumor that if you eat a stag's antler it will make you horny?
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Old 06-06-2019, 03:10 PM
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I don't know about antlers, but a stripper at a stag could result in a certain amount of horniness.
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When I was a reporter for The Daily Prude I used to cover strippers.
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Old 06-06-2019, 07:57 PM
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I read 'The Daily Prude' for its stinging expose'
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Old 06-07-2019, 06:24 PM
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It was a hard beat but I eventually got off it.
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Old 06-08-2019, 09:16 AM
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Old 06-09-2019, 11:13 PM
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Spoken like a true playboy.
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Old 06-10-2019, 09:49 AM
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I have never subscribed to the notion that "No nudes is good nudes."
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Old 06-10-2019, 09:59 AM
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Quite a carnal of wisdom, that.
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Old 06-10-2019, 08:22 PM
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I must say, this thread is proving that we can all participate in some pleasant intercourse.
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Old 06-10-2019, 08:41 PM
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I'm gonna come in here....oh, nevermind
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Old 06-10-2019, 11:21 PM
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Perhaps we should withdraw from this discussion, and enter into some other discussion.
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Old 06-11-2019, 02:29 AM
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Keep yer pants on. It's all good!
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Old 06-11-2019, 07:31 AM
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But this discussion is laying out some impotent ideas.
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Old 06-11-2019, 08:18 AM
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Feel free to crack one open, strap yourself in, and dive deeply into the discussion.
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Old 06-11-2019, 08:36 AM
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I feel this conversation has reached it's climax.
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Eh, Jack, you late! You shoulda come many secs ago.
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Old 06-11-2019, 07:42 PM
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Jack was busy lifting a car.
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Old 06-11-2019, 08:50 PM
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Jack can lift a car but, can he jump over a candlestick?
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Old 06-11-2019, 08:51 PM
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In a flash.
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Yep, he's a gas, gas, gas!
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Time to steer this discussion off target. Hi, Jack!
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Old 06-11-2019, 10:30 PM
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I'll take "Things You Shouldn't Say at an Airport" for $100, please, Alex.
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“This is Jet Parody!”
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Okay, I gotta admit, that one was just plane good.
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Old 06-12-2019, 02:18 AM
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It flew right over my head.
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Old 06-12-2019, 03:39 AM
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That's okay, Beck, you can wing it from here.
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I felt sick at the airport and was afraid I might have a terminal illness.
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That's going to fuel a lot of speculation.
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Old 06-12-2019, 05:01 PM
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Especially if we speculate about Vin Diesel.
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