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Old 06-03-2019, 09:07 AM
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And now you're dirtying up your keyboard with all that delicious stickiness.

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Old 06-03-2019, 09:20 AM
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Apparently using a sticky keyboard of your own, pot calling kettle!

"The man who is tired of London is tired of life." Dr. Samuel Johnson
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Old 06-03-2019, 10:32 AM
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Ah, yes, Doctor Samuel Johnson, the man most of us know for the quote "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." and that you no doubt only know from the "funny meme" about a dude in a wig staring intensely at a book.

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Old 06-03-2019, 11:27 AM
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Let's sing a song from a show about Nazis. Maybe it's springtime for Hitler.

My bad hand has improved today, making for fewer typos.
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Old 06-03-2019, 12:42 PM
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Yeah, and my hemorrhoids are bothering me less today too, but you don't hear me bellyaching about every ache and pain do you?

Don't you wish Santa's workshop was real?
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Old 06-03-2019, 12:46 PM
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Right. You want a group of under-sized enslaved workers forced to live in a freezing cold climate, making toys for an overweight, over-aged guy who gets all the recognition when he gives them away for free? You Nazi!

I ate lunch in the park today, enjoying our great weather.
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Old 06-03-2019, 03:30 PM
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And you suppose the trees filter out the local dust and the air pollution of the entire world. Just keep telling yourself it was great weather.

I managed to throw a bunch of stuff out Ė some for the veterans, some for the trash. Felt so good.
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Old 06-03-2019, 08:30 PM
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And you suppose it’s ok to give the veterans broken glass and old cardboard boxes, while you feel good you didn’t have them scrounge through old banana peels and coffee grounds! All our veterans want is some respect and you think you’re doing them a favor that you throw your trash at them! No wonder this country is going to the dogs!

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Old 06-04-2019, 08:03 AM
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Black dog...white dog? What is that suppose to be, some kind of racist dog whistle?!

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Old 06-04-2019, 09:06 AM
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Which got thrown out every year. What an ecological disaster.

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Old 06-04-2019, 09:20 AM
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Vagrancy is generally looked down upon in most places. Feel free to beg, but just not at the 7-Eleven near me.

The keyboard manufacturing industry should just bite the bullet and start aggressively marketing non-qwerty keyboard designs.

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Old 06-07-2019, 08:05 PM
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You should probably bite the bullet and stop giving your opinion about mundane pointless things when no one asked you.

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Old 06-08-2019, 09:11 AM
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Unless you only have one eye, quit your bitching.

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Old 06-08-2019, 07:42 PM
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Apparently you are unaware that you are up for the Most Dispensable Employee Award.

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Old 06-08-2019, 08:58 PM
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Aimed STRAIGHT at your house!

Grilling burgers for my fam, got some Impossible burgers for my vegan daughters.
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Old 06-08-2019, 09:48 PM
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Aimed STRAIGHT at your house!

Grilling burgers for my fam, got some Impossible burgers for my vegan daughters.
So, you are allowing the fat to splatter on your kids' vegan burgers?

Sophia and I went camping.
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Old 06-09-2019, 01:01 PM
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Did you shit in the woods?

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Old 06-11-2019, 12:08 AM
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You live in the past. Your LSD flashback will be over soon so you can start a new on, you poor poor child.

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Old 06-11-2019, 12:23 AM
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Wow. You're giving away some of your useless trash? Does such wonderful present come with some empty liquor bottles and banana peels too?

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Old 06-11-2019, 06:06 AM
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Youíre not really impressing anyone with your clever little Latin tags, you know. Itís a dead language; let it go, man, let it go.

Weíre going to Paris next year.
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Old 06-11-2019, 08:24 AM
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Well, la de dah for you. Some people can't even afford to go to McDonald's for french fries.

Boston could get its third sports championship in one year. WHOO HOO!
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Old 06-16-2019, 07:37 PM
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Itís not as if youíve had anything to do with that, get a grip.

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Old 06-17-2019, 02:55 AM
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Well last year you were cooked on Fathers day. I think you should try to do better this year.


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And there it is – your excuse for being a lazy ass. “I don’t wanna move the cats, otherwise, I…a…” Oh please.

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