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music and rhythm
When he has a bit of both
She will dance with him
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When he has a bit
Of whisky, beer and good wine.
You will both get lit.
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Whisky, beer, and wine
Drinking all will be trouble
Drinking one is fine
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When peach cobbler's done,
Stand and raise high your boom box
Lloyd Dobler, my son.
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Old 09-22-2018, 09:11 AM
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It's time the world knows,
Beef in a blender renders
Some sloppy whirled Joes.
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Biff Render swung out
the door to the shed and saw
a ghost. Ooh, he’d shout.
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FYI Boson, we're taking 5 syllables from the middle line of the previous post and building a rhyming haiku from that.


To the shed and saw
A duck, a mouse, my dog, and
A bucket of slaw

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Old 09-25-2018, 07:54 AM
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Duck-mouse gene hacker
Raised his hybrid chimera
On cheese and quackers.
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Old 09-25-2018, 09:43 AM
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Raised his hybrid chimera
female, lion, goat, serpent
Who played the lyre.

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Female lion, goat
A horse, lemur, a cougar
A mouse and a stoat
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Lemur, a cougar
Wants to get jiggy with you.
So be her sugar.
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Want to get jiggy
With a pantless short bald guy?
Here he is: Ziggy.

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Old 09-27-2018, 08:31 AM
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Pantless short bald guy
And yet I am stalking him.
I just don't know why.
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Stalking yeti yet
Found just a shaggy sweater
On Toni Collette
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Old 10-05-2018, 08:34 AM
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A shaggy sweater
Thatstinks like Snopp Doggy Dog
When it gets wetter.

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Fuck, fuck, fuck this pain
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck this weather
Fuck, fuck, fuck this rain
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Elephantitis
Hepatitis, bursitis-
They vex and spite us
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A shaggy sweater
Thatstinks like Snopp Doggy Dog
When it gets wetter.
Sorry, just stretching my haiku muscles-on with the show:

That stinks like a dog
That went out in the night and
Ingested a frog
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Went out in the night
Saw the Star Spangled Banner
By dawn's early light.
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Banner, star spangled,
Gets green and morphs into Hulk,
And Hulk car mangled.
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Gets green into Hulk
Hulk love enormous salads
He eats them for bulk.
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When he smashes and bashes
But when bored-he sulks
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Smashes and bashes
Hulk's going to punch Thanos
And his ship crashes
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Old 10-09-2018, 03:10 PM
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Hulk's going to punch
President Donald Trump's ass
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Hulk punch President,
Then sleep. Must brush first. Arghhh!! Hulk
Out of Pepsodent!!
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Then sleep. Must brush first
Tower prison is real bad.
Rapunzel hair--worst!
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Prison is real bad
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And the shoes ain’t rad.
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Keeping hair and nails
Looking good on cadavers
Whoopi never fails.

(Whoopi Goldberg used to do make-up on corpses).
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:13 PM
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Cadavers look good.
See Keith Richards play guitar
Like a dead man should.
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Old 10-12-2018, 08:08 AM
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See Keith Richards play.
See Keith Richards with a whore.
See Keith Richards pay.

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Old 10-13-2018, 09:45 AM
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Keith was a hoary
Bat. He was killed by a wind
Mill. End of story.
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He was killed by wind.
A tornado brought him down
Death to those who sinned.
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A down tornado
Swirls through the pillow plant with
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Swirls through the pillow
After I finish making
Sweet love to Willow.
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Old 10-15-2018, 01:54 PM
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I finish making
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I'm masterbaking
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These tasty cookies
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Hands are giving Off!
And spreading it all over.
Turn my head and cough.

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Old 10-16-2018, 08:16 AM
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And spreading it all
Over Boston and suburbs
Hear Paul Revere's call.
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Boston and the 'burbs
Nedham, Dedham and Gotham
Mmm ham. Pig candy.

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Boston and the 'burbs
Nedham, Dedham and Gotham
Mmm ham. Pig candy.
Last line should be:

Mmm, ham with fresh herbs.
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Nedham and Dedham
Do not compare to Gotham
por those on the lam.
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Old 10-21-2018, 12:59 PM
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Do not compare to
Chainmail what one may very
Easily tear through.
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What one might very
Well call kosher, as it has
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Old 10-24-2018, 10:28 AM
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Well call as it has
you sing skeedle dee be bop
Scatting modern jazz
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You sing dee be bop
I sing Zippa-De-Doo-Dah
Our show is a flop.
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Zipper didn’t do.
Man! Stuck in the up. I wish
The fly was Velcro.
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