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And I thought MY jokes were bad.
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Old 02-15-2018, 04:54 PM
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There's nothing like a good joke!

And that was nothing like a good joke.
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Old 02-16-2018, 02:31 PM
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Oh, come on, Oliver, where's your sense of humor?
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Old 02-16-2018, 04:05 PM
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Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor already?
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Old 02-16-2018, 09:31 PM
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It looks so simple to the viewer at home, those things that come so easily, that are so relaxed, and looks like it's a matter of just taking another breath. It takes years and years and years of honing that.
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It's not easy being a cast-iron bitch. It takes discipline, years of training. A lot of people don't appreciate that.
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You would like to apologize? Try again.
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I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
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