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Old 08-12-2019, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Aspenglow View Post
Some zombie threads are fun.

"Certs!! Two, two, two mints in one!!"

This is the first commercial I can remember, though I remember many of the others already mentioned. Scarred for life.
"Double your pleasure, double your fun,
with Doublemint, Doublemint, Doublemint gum!"

"You'll wonder where the yellow went
when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent"

"Brylcreem, a little dab'll do ya.
Brylcreem, you'll look so debonair!
Brylcreem, the gals will all pursue ya.
They'll love to run their fingers through your hair!"

"Floating heads, floating heads, floating all the way!
Norelco is the perfect gift to give on Christmas day!"

The 1959/1960 Dutch Masters commercial with the Dutch Masters sitting around the table. I can't remember the jingle, but I do remember as a four/five-year-old being thoroughly creeped out by those old-timey dudes with the beards and the big hats.
"Makes you wonder why we bother, eh, Fawlty?"
"Didn't know you did, Major."

Last edited by Chronos; 08-12-2019 at 09:15 PM. Reason: Fixed typo


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