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Don't they need daylight to see well?
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Old 12-01-2019, 09:40 PM
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Do well-diggers dig well or do gravediggers dig gravely?

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Old 12-02-2019, 12:32 AM
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How much ground could a groundhog grind, if a groundhog could grind ground?
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Old 12-02-2019, 01:28 AM
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How much butter could a Butterball ball, if a Butterball could ball butter?
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Old 12-02-2019, 02:12 AM
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What if it's not butter, it's Parkay?
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Old 12-02-2019, 09:26 AM
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EH, did you just make up that name?
Do you really think I'm that inventive?

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Old 12-02-2019, 12:25 PM
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Haven’t you heard “It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature!”?

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Old 12-02-2019, 01:59 PM
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Why don't you post some cigarette commercials while you're at it?
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Old 12-02-2019, 03:15 PM
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Why? Has it been too long since you've seen one?
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Old 12-02-2019, 03:55 PM
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Would you walk a mile for a Camel?
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Old 12-02-2019, 05:29 PM
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Would Joe Camel walk a mile for a cigarette? How about for a female camel?
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Old 12-02-2019, 07:03 PM
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Wouldn't he gallop a mile for a female camel, assuming he's not gay?
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Old 12-02-2019, 08:22 PM
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One hump or two?
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Old 12-02-2019, 11:28 PM
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What's that, dromedary or bactrian? Or, wait a minute, is it the other way around?
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Old 12-03-2019, 12:28 AM
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If he's galloping for a female camel, wouldn't he want as many humps as possible?
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Old 12-03-2019, 12:52 AM
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How far could he run with his blackened cancer-ridden lungs?
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Old 12-03-2019, 01:27 AM
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How many Tareyton smokers switched instead of fought? Could they fight without hacking and wheezing while throwing punches?
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Old 12-03-2019, 09:34 AM
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Did you know that Martha Stewart was in a 1966 Tareyton ad?

https://beachpackagingdesign.com/box...ton-cigarettes
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Old 12-03-2019, 04:41 PM
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What else did she model for?
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Old 12-03-2019, 10:32 PM
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Did she model prison uniforms?
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Old 12-04-2019, 12:18 AM
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Can you model prison uniforms if you’re a model prisoner?
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Old 12-04-2019, 01:11 AM
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Hasn't she paid her debt to society?
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Old 12-04-2019, 05:41 AM
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Is that assuming she even should have had a debt to pay?
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Old 12-04-2019, 09:55 AM
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And what's up with her and Snoop Dogg, anyway?
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Old 12-04-2019, 04:56 PM
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What? Did I miss something?
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Old 12-04-2019, 10:52 PM
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Aren't they, like, great pals or something? Who knew?
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Old 12-05-2019, 12:20 AM
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How could Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg become great pals?
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Old 12-05-2019, 12:49 AM
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Is it the weed?
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Old 12-05-2019, 06:59 AM
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Where did they originally meet?
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Old 12-05-2019, 09:32 AM
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Well, it had to have been in a kitchen, don't you think?
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Old 12-05-2019, 10:00 AM
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So Snoop Dogg suddenly materialized in Martha Stewart's kitchen? Was she making wraps?
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Old 12-05-2019, 11:34 AM
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Believe it or not, here it is. Do you think there’s a brownie recipe, since she did this with Snoop Dogg?

https://www.google.com/search?client...31.pJrkaklc8P8
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Old 12-05-2019, 06:22 PM
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Wow, whaddaya know? Is there anything that Google can't find?
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Old 12-05-2019, 09:44 PM
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Maybe Martha Stewart gives Snoop Dogg some street cred?
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Old 12-05-2019, 10:05 PM
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Sesame Street, maybe? Seriously, what kind of "cred" can Martha Stewart give?
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Old 12-05-2019, 10:11 PM
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Who knows how she made it out of prison alive?
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Old 12-05-2019, 11:18 PM
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What, do you think she was in prison for murder, or something? Wasn’t she in just for lying to the FBI?
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Old 12-06-2019, 12:24 AM
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There was more to it than that, wasn't there?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martha_Stewart#Sentence
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Old 12-06-2019, 04:18 AM
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And who know what new skills she picked up in there?
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Old 12-06-2019, 09:58 AM
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Do you really want to taste her toilet stew?
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Old 12-06-2019, 10:10 AM
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Can she make license plates? They accent a room’s decor nicely, don’t you think?
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Old 12-06-2019, 06:11 PM
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Do people still put up old license plates in garages?
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Old 12-06-2019, 10:57 PM
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How do I even know what's in other people's garages?
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Old 12-07-2019, 12:24 AM
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What would you least expect to find in a garage?
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Old 12-07-2019, 12:36 AM
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A slightly-smaller garage?
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Old 12-07-2019, 12:59 AM
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And what’s in THAT garage?
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Old 12-07-2019, 06:56 AM
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Are you speaking of the famous Russian nesting garages?
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Old 12-07-2019, 10:09 PM
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Is it garages all the way down?
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Old 12-07-2019, 11:17 PM
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Do you have room in your own garage for an awful lot of turtles?
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