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Old 08-19-2000, 08:22 PM
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It sounds like someone horribly squeaking on a tuba while sitting on a chair that's being dragged across a chalkboard.
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Old 08-19-2000, 08:27 PM
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Hey Hey Hey
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Old 08-19-2000, 08:27 PM
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Maybe it's someone horribly squeaking on a tuba while sitting on a chair that's being dragged across a chalkboard.

Is it a black chalkboard, or a green chalkboard?

Are you sure it sounds like a tuba, or are you really thinking Sousaphone here?
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Old 08-19-2000, 08:28 PM
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It's me. Sorry.
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Old 08-19-2000, 08:29 PM
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Old 08-19-2000, 08:34 PM
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(Your reputation is safe for now, tubagirl.)

No, come to think of it, it's a trumpet. Being played by a midget with a cleft palate. While country line dancing in golf spikes on a black chalkboard.

Goodness friedo, is this the way you live?
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Old 08-19-2000, 08:40 PM
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Soft spikes, or hard spikes? Hard spikes are outlawed on most courses now.

And it's little person, thank you very much.
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Old 08-19-2000, 08:56 PM
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Hard spikes. Very hard spikes.

C'mon, you think a cleft palated midget is up to date on golf course regulations? He probably escaped from the circus caravan only days ago.
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Old 08-19-2000, 09:05 PM
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Is this him?
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