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Old 04-11-2020, 09:51 PM
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what should the Biden bumper sticker/ T-shirt be? Satiric post, not serious


Biden. He's not Trump

Biden. My 7th choice. Vote Blue!

Biden. Centrist Democrat who will do nothing for the average person but who is better than the Orange One Who Shall Not Be Named.

OK, the last one doesn't fit on a bumper sticker but could fit on a T-shirt.
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Old 04-11-2020, 09:54 PM
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Old 04-12-2020, 10:28 AM
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Old 04-12-2020, 11:55 AM
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Old 04-12-2020, 12:08 PM
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Biden, he may not be able to fix everything but at least he won't break anything new.
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Old 04-12-2020, 02:46 PM
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Old 04-12-2020, 03:57 PM
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I think the BYEDon 2020 ones I've seen are kinda clever.
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Old 04-12-2020, 11:18 PM
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Until a better candidate comes along, I'm just Biden my time.
I'm going to modify that sliughtly and call it the thread winner.

We're just Biden Our Time. subcontext - in 2024 we'll move forward, for now we are just putting a brake on a descent into fascism.
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Old 04-12-2020, 11:26 PM
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I think the BYEDon 2020 ones I've seen are kinda clever.
Get 'em here. https://www.byedon.store/ (No connection)
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Old 04-13-2020, 05:06 AM
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Old 04-13-2020, 07:16 AM
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I'm Joe Biden and I don't remember this message.
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Hugs for everyone! Biden 2020
Grab’m by the ass, not the pussy! Biden 2020
Did not fuck up the Corona crisis - if you’re alive, vote Biden!
If you can read this, vote Biden 2020
The November election is a liberal hoax! Support Trump - don’t vote!
The only way you can stop 5G and forced vaccination: don’t vote in November!
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Biden 2020. Because RBG is not immortal.
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Old 04-13-2020, 03:35 PM
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Biden: Nothing will fundamentally change!

Hard to fit on a bumper sticker, but it gets the right message across.
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Old 04-13-2020, 03:43 PM
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Old 04-19-2020, 05:29 AM
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Old 04-19-2020, 10:15 PM
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Biden 1964. Wait, I mean 2020.
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Old 04-20-2020, 02:25 AM
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The November election is a liberal hoax! Support Trump - dont vote!
This one might actually work .
I can imagine maybe 1 or 2 percent of Trump voters who would believe it and stay home.

Add a whole campaign:
the LIBERAL ELITES want to expand voter registration..Don't fall into their trap!
Don't register!!!!
Don't vote!!!!!
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Old 04-24-2020, 12:29 PM
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Biden for Senate in 2020.

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Kids for Biden's Hairy Legs 2020.
I'll help the poor kids AND the white kids!
All men and women created by you know, you know, the thing.
I'm Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
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Trump is so bad, I'm backing Biden!
Not the worst ass-grabber on the ballot, by far
Biden: The lesser of two evils, sure. And your point is...?
Biden: He was good enough for Obama, he's good enough for me
Joe 2020: At least he's not orange and evil.
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Biden. He won't inject you with bleach.
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