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I have walked a cat on a leash, and you have not.

I have never walked a dog and you have.

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True and true.

I have had a Facebook account prior to 2009 and you have not.

I have never met with someone in person after meeting them online and you have.

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Old 06-12-2019, 10:33 AM
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False and true.

I have been to both Toledo, Ohio and Toledo, Spain and you have not.

I have never bungee jumped and you have.
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I've been to Greenville NC and Greenville SC and you have not. :-P

I've never worn platform shoes and you have.
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Never been to a Greenville of any sort. But I have worn platform shoes, as part of a costume.

I have walked through a prison yard (not as a prisoner) and you have not.

I have never found a twenty dollar bill on the street and you have.
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Old 06-12-2019, 01:08 PM
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I have found a hundred dollar bill on the sidewalk and you have not.

I have never lived on the first floor of a building, but you have.
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I have been to a senior prom and you have not.

I have never been to my high school reunion, but you have.
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False and false.

I have found a valuable coin in a parking lot, and you have not.

I have never thanked my favorite teacher, and you have.
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I have found a valuable coin in a parking lot, and you have not.

I have never thanked my favorite teacher, and you have.
True and false.

I have seen Hamilton and you have not.

I have never been mugged and you have.
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I played Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol and you have not.

I have never won at a slot machine, and you have.
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I appear briefly in a major Hollywood movie, and you do not.

I don't have the autograph of a famous actress, and you do.
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Old 06-13-2019, 07:31 AM
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I have been in a 3-way, and you have not.

I have never shot a gun of any kind, and you have.
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I saw the Black Keys before they got famous and you have not

I haven't seen The Spice Girls in concert and you have

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I saw Pavarotti, Domingo and Carreras before they were the 3 Tenors, and you did not.

I've never been to India, and you have.
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I have done cartwheels and you have not.

I have never been to Texas and you have.
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I have done one-handed cartwheels and you have not.

I have not done a backflip and you have.
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Old 06-13-2019, 02:47 PM
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I have drunk beer at Oktoberfest in Munich and you have not.

I have never been to Los Angeles and you have.
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I have drunk akvavit and you have not.

I have never drunk French wine and you have.
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Old 06-13-2019, 10:28 PM
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I have married only once, and you have not.

I did not marry in the wintertime, and you did.
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I have skinnydipped in the ocean, and you have not.
I have not had children, and you have.
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Old 06-14-2019, 04:45 AM
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I have skinnydipped in the ocean, and you have not.
I have not had children, and you have.
True and true.

I have eaten kangaroo jerky and you have not.

I have never mooned anyone and you have.
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I have been to a clothing-optional beach and you have not.

I have not fallen in the last year and you have.
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Old 06-14-2019, 08:22 AM
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I have taken a hour's walk this morning, and you have not.

I've never lived in a place with a washer/dryer and you have.
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I have lived right on the shore of an ocean and you have not.

I have never been given an ugly sweater and you have.
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Old 06-14-2019, 12:24 PM
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False and true-ish.

I have splattered a pumpkin and you have not.

I have never eaten eggplant and you have.
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Old 06-14-2019, 07:29 PM
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False and true-ish.

I have splattered a pumpkin and you have not.

I have never eaten eggplant and you have.
True and true.

I have made homemade guacamole and you have not.

I have never had Nutella and you have.
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I have never had Nutella and you have.
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I have broken a bone in the last six months and you have not.
I have never hunted and you have.
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Old 06-15-2019, 12:18 AM
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I am a Blade Runner fan, and you are not.
I have not met anyone who appeared in the movie, and you have.
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I am a Blade Runner fan, and you are not.
I have not met anyone who appeared in the movie, and you have.
False and false (a friend had a role in a Best Picture nominated film)


I have been a numismatist and you have not.

I have never cohabitated and you have.
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Old 06-15-2019, 07:19 AM
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False and true.

I have known people who acted in Cecil B. DeMille movies and you have not.

I have never had a body part autographed and you have.
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I have worked in the adult entertainment industry and you have not.

I have never asked anyone for an autograph and you have.
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I have a photo of myself, age 5, riding a horse, and you do not.

I have never seen a bull fight and you have.
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true and true (YouTube counts, right?)

I have seen the bathroom set where the shower scene from Psycho was filmed and you have not.

I have not shaved my head and you have.
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I have climbed live volcanoes and you have not.

I have never been to Greece and you have.
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I have a grandson and you do not.

I have never finished War and Peace and you have.
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I have never finished War and Peace and you have.
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I have baked an apple walnut bundt cake and you have not.

I have never had an older brother and you have.
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I am looking forward to Westworld S3 and you are not.
I have not been to Boise, Idaho and you have.
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I am looking forward to Westworld S3 and you are not.
I have not been to Boise, Idaho and you have.
True and false.

I have been to an airport within the past week and you have not.

I have never been inside an ambulance as a patient and you have.
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I have starred in a high school play and you have not.

I have never flown first class and you have.
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False (Charley's Aunt, as it happens) and false.

I have seen all the Marvel Comics movies and you have not.

I have never read Moby-Dick and you have.
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I have won at the SDMB Botticelli game and you have not.

I have never seen a meteor shower and you have.
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I have won at the SDMB Botticelli game and you have not.

I have never seen a meteor shower and you have.
True and true.

I have taken a shop class in high school and you have not.

I have never walked out of a movie and you have.
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I was always the "teacher's pet" in math class, and you were not.

I have never been to Las Vegas and you have.
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true and false (I think the only way my math teachers thought of me as a pet was the animal part)

I saw an animatronic viking taking a dump and you have not.

I've never worn the undergarments of the opposite sex and you have.
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True (my god, that one DEMANDS some explanation) and false.

I have been to both Disneyland and Disneyworld and you have not.

I have never owned a smartphone until the last 60 days and you have.
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I have been married for over 40 years and you have not.

I have not been married more than once and you have.
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I have read James Joyce's Ulysses and you have not

I have not seen Top Gun and you have
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I was an editor of my college yearbook and you were not.

I never drove until I was 30 and you did.
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I regularly submit captions for The New Yorker's online cartoon-caption contest, and you do not.

I didn't watch Fox News in the past week, and you did.
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