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Bleh, you people make me sick! You sound like lines from a self-help book!
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Okay, I'm going to show you something that's going to totally change your life, completely, forever. Okay?
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If I had known I was gonna meet the president, I would've worn a tie. I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemihl.
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"That was his downfall," finished Norris, completely innocent of the by-play. "So he tied himself up for life."
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Have you ever tried to get to your feet with a sprained dignity?
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Old 08-28-2014, 08:55 AM
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People think it's a very simple and easy process but it's a bit more complicated than that. As you can see, a very delicate combination of complex ingredients is the key. First, we put in some random thoughts. And then, we add a little bit of reminiscences of the day... mixed with some memories from the past.
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He could not remember anything about his death.
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Old 08-28-2014, 12:07 PM
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We can remember it for you wholesale.
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She'd first seen Covent Garden after a heavy snow, walking with her hand in Win's, and she remembers the secret silence of London then, the amazing hush of it, slush crunching beneath her feet and the sound made by trapezoidal sections of melting snow falling from wires overhead. Win had told her that she was seeing London as it had looked long ago, the cars mostly put away and the modern bits shrouded in white, allowing the outlines of something older to emerge. And what she had seen, that childhood day, was that it was not a place that consisted of buildings, side by side, as she thought of cities in America, but a literal and continuous maze, a single living structure (because still it grew) of brick and stone.
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You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo.
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Old 08-28-2014, 05:15 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen, please do not panic! But SCREAM! Scream for your lives!
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Exactly! What a perfect time to open a new horror movie. Think of it, my friend. Millions of people looking over their shoulder, waiting for God's other shoe to drop, never knowing if each kiss, each sunset, each malted milk ball might be their last.
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Old 08-28-2014, 07:19 PM
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Pathetic earthlings! Who can save you now?
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Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!
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It probably came from a sticky, dark planet far, far away. Now go to sleep.
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Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
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You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
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We can make him better than he was before. Better...stronger...faster...
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Old 08-29-2014, 05:55 PM
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...faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...
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Um-hmn. We're rather proud of it. There's a manual that goes with it that has eight hundred and forty pages. I'll give you a copy.
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Now, to take her for a test toast.
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Prepare the transit beam!
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Old 08-30-2014, 09:46 AM
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Anywhere you go
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That your roadways are rolling along!
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Old 08-30-2014, 09:57 AM
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It is not possible. We are the type of people who have everything in our favor going against us.
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I'm well aware of that, Mr. Scott--get TWO tractor beams on that shuttlecraft!
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Tanj!
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This old killbot still works.
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Exterminate! Exterminate!
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They're under the ground. They're under the ground!
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Old 08-31-2014, 08:52 AM
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While, therefore, I cannot but lament the most unfortunate and bloody events which immediately arose from my advice, I must still be allowed to feel some degree of gratification at having been instrumental, however remotely, in opening to the eye of science one of the most intensely exciting secrets which has ever engrossed its attention.
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You see, Lord Vader? She can be reasonable.
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Shall we go in, milady?
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Ahh! I never thought I'd be so happy to be back in a sewer.
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"So, in these other sewers - What do the big monsters eat?"
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"What's best tonight?" he asked the man, striving to sound like someone who'd just spent ten hours in the bowels of the earth.
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Old 08-31-2014, 03:34 PM
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The waiter approached.
'Would you like to see the menu?' he said. 'Or would you like to meet the Dish of the Day?'
'Huh?' said Ford.
'Huh?' said Arthur.
'Huh?' said Trillian.
'That’s cool,' said Zaphod. 'We'll meet the meat.
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I think you should send us the biggest transport plane you have, and take this thing to the Arctic or somewhere and drop it where it will never thaw.
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Artoo says that the chances of survival are 725 to 1. Actually, Artoo has been known to make mistakes... from time to time... oh dear...
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Old 08-31-2014, 08:19 PM
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Never tell me the odds!
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Old 08-31-2014, 08:23 PM
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You want to classify prime numbers now?
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The Doctor: It's a sequence of happy primes - 379

Martha Jones: Happy what?

The Doctor: Just enter it!

Riley Vashtee: Are you sure? We only get one chance.

The Doctor: Any number that reduces to one when you take the sum of the square of its digits and continue iterating it until it yields 1 is a happy number, any number that doesn't, isn't. A happy prime is both happy and prime. Now *type it in*!

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The Doctor: I dunno, talk about dumbing down. Don't they teach recreational mathematics anymore?
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"Last time I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins."
You what? You walked in there, wrote, "I am a fish," four hundred times, did a funny little dance, and fainted.
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Cool and discreet, honey, in the dancing frost while the thermometer registers 10 degrees fondly Fahrenheit.
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This is Angry Bob, the man with the industrial dick, coming to you loud and clear on W.A.R. Radio with the good news and the bad news. Bad news is, the heatwave's not going to let up. It's expected to hit ninety downtown before nightfall, although Weather Control keeps promising that rain is on the way. The foul up on the launch pad at terminal eight doesn't look like it's gonna clear for another half hour, and holiday air traffic is still stacking up over the CBD and all outlying districts. But Traffic Control promises that if you all keep cool they'll get you home in time for Christmas. As for the good news - there is NO fucking good news! So let's just play some music!

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Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!
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Old 09-01-2014, 01:35 PM
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Helm! Warp One! Engage!
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Old 09-02-2014, 08:35 AM
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Mood? What has mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises no matter the mood! Mood's a thing for cattle or making love or playing the baliset. It's not for fighting.
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Old 09-02-2014, 09:12 AM
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Okey dokey, Okey dokey. Lets fire blue particle cannons full, red particle cannons full, gannet magnets fire them left and right, and let 'em run all chutes. And while you're at it, why don't ya toss that at 'em killer
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Take my word for it, General, this type of defense is useless against that kind of power! You'd better let Washington know, fast!
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