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For it is plain as anyone can see. We’re simply meant to be.
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One song, I have but one song; one song only for you.
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Old 08-23-2017, 01:07 PM
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Love is a song that never ends.
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Old 08-24-2017, 04:08 AM
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I'm seeking that glow only found when you're young and it's May, only found on that wonderful day when all longing is through.
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Old 08-24-2017, 06:24 AM
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I run my home precisely on schedule
At 6:01, I march through my door
My slippers, sherry, and pipe are due at 6:02
Consistent is the life I lead
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Old 08-24-2017, 03:32 PM
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If one girl can be found whom the slipper fits, that girl shall be the prince's bride!
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Old 08-24-2017, 05:32 PM
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Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.
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Old 08-25-2017, 07:19 PM
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So, who wants a piece of cake?
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Old 08-26-2017, 03:17 PM
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A very merry unbirthday to you!
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Old 08-26-2017, 05:04 PM
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One last gift, dear child, for thee. A crown to wear in grace and beauty, as is thy right, and royal duty.
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Old 08-27-2017, 07:23 PM
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You know, most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, not a country!
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Old 08-28-2017, 06:32 AM
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Yzma: Excellent. A few drops in his drink, and then I'll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert.

Kronk: Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious.
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Old 08-28-2017, 03:24 PM
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He makes your Jean-Paul look like French Toast!
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Old 08-28-2017, 06:33 PM
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So you can smell ingredients. So what?
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Old 08-29-2017, 02:46 PM
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We'll bake up very tasty eats!
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Old 08-29-2017, 03:08 PM
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It was the very best butter!
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Old 08-30-2017, 06:59 AM
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What is this, the frozen food section?
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Old 08-30-2017, 07:21 AM
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The cold never bothered me anyway.
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I'm making a snow fort. Mom, you can pack the walls. We need gluey snow. Gluey.
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Old 08-31-2017, 02:29 PM
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Donald: Okay, Huey?
Huey: Yes, Uncle Donald.
Donald: No back talk, Dewey.
Dewey: No, Uncle Donald.
Donald: Louie, be good. And no spitballs.
Louie: Uh, yes and no, Uncle Donald.
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"Zip it and listen."

"Two things I have never mastered."
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Old 09-01-2017, 10:27 AM
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"You mean he can't talk?"

"We don't know; he's never tried!"
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Old 09-02-2017, 02:58 PM
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Vivian never talks to anyone, and no one has ever been to her castle.
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Old 09-02-2017, 09:23 PM
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Enchanted? Ha-ha ha-ha! Who said anything about the castle being enchanted? Ha-ha-ha.
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Old 09-03-2017, 01:53 PM
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I can't just stay in the palace! There's too much to do, too much to see.
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Old 09-04-2017, 08:58 AM
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I think some company is overdue; I started talking to the pictures on the walls
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Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who is fairest of them all?
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Old 09-06-2017, 06:59 PM
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I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. But first I'd better go in there and uh, propose to the girl!
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Seems your grandma invited someone to help us celebrate the engagement.
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Old 09-07-2017, 08:16 PM
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Cruella De Vil, Cruella De Vil
If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will
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Old 09-08-2017, 09:36 AM
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You poor, simple fools. Thinking you could defeat me. Me! The mistress of all evil!
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Silence! You lying, murderous wretch! When we return home, Andalasia shall know of your treachery. Your days as queen will be over!
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Old 09-09-2017, 03:29 PM
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The strength of evil is good as none, which stands before four hearts as one!
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Old 09-09-2017, 06:02 PM
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A Keyblade. But unlike yours, this Keyblade holds the power to unlock people's hearts. Allow me to demonstrate... behold!
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Old 09-10-2017, 07:12 PM
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In his right vest pocket, you'll find the key. The right vest pocket, go carefully...
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Old 09-10-2017, 07:52 PM
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Edgar Bergen: Things look pretty dark for our heroes.

Charlie McCarthy: Looks like their goose is cooked.

Edgar Bergen: No. There's still a chance. Don't forget, there's still the magic harp. She knows the giant's weakness.

Charlie McCarthy: She could be my weakness.
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Old 09-11-2017, 09:36 AM
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"We're not chickens, we're geese."

"No, I thought you were swans."
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Old 09-11-2017, 11:31 AM
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Bert: It's true that Mavis and Sybil have ways that are winning, and Prudence and Gwendolyn set your heart spinning! Phoebe's delightful, Maude is disarming...

Penguins: Janice, Felicia, Lydia...

Bert: ...charming! Cynthia's dashing, Vivian's sweet! Stephanie's smashing, Priscilla's a treat.

Penguins: Veronica, Millicent, Agnes, and Jane...

Bert: ...convivial company, time and again. Dorcas and Phyllis and Glynis are sorts I will agree are three jolly good sports, but cream of the crop, tip of the top - It's Mary Poppins, and there we stop!
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"You believe me don't you?"

"About the girl?"

"No, about me."
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Old 09-12-2017, 12:04 PM
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You? Whoooooo are you?
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I beg your pardon, Owl, but I think we are coming to a fatterfall... a flutterfall... a very big waterfall!

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I look once more
Just around the river bend
Beyond the shore
Where the gulls fly free.
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Old 09-15-2017, 07:27 PM
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Pacha: Uh-oh.

Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.

Pacha: Yep.

Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Pacha: Most likely.

Kuzco: Bring it on.
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Danger or trouble,
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Really? Blow dart in my butt cheek?
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Old 09-17-2017, 01:22 PM
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You've enjoyed all the power you've been given, haven't you?
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Old 09-17-2017, 06:39 PM
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Phenomenal cosmic powers! Itty bitty living space!
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You will not control your magic if you will not control yourself.
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I... have magical hair that glows when I sing! Flower gleam and glow, let your power shine... *deep breath*
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