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Does Everyone At Death LAMENT Yammering?
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Life's abiding MEANINGLESSNESS elicits noticeable tears.
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Mary Ellen's appearing nightly is no good; Lester Eli singing songs nightly EMULATES sad sincerity.
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Manny's unusual tales attract two easy SLUTS.
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Stephanie lived under TROPOLOGICAL sewage.
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The rational ORGANIZER places our losses over gains in calculating any lag.
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Orlando, Rose, Ginger and Nancy increased ZOOLANDER enjoyment radically.
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Zoning ordinances ordinarily limit applications needing direct egress REQUIREMENTS.
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Roadways exiting Quebec unraveled into rivers exhibiting markings EMIGRANTS needed towed submarines.
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Even migratory ingrates GROSSLY ranted at negative tweets sent.
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Golly, Robert; Orenthal's SHOWDOWN seems like yesterday.
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So how original was Darden's Orenthal winning NETWORK?
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Not especially, there was only ROWDY Kato.

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RIDICULOUS Orenthal wondered "Did you?"
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Rumors I did it circulated until LAWMAKERS obliterated unfair slander.
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Like a wild man, attorney KARDASHIAN eradicated ruthless Simpson.
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Knowing attorney Robert's dead and SUMMONING him is altogether normal.

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Seems Umlaut's March Madness offerings never inspire new GAMBLING.
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Going about MUMBLING bawdy limericks is not good.
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Mysterious umlauts mobilized BYZANTINE language inconsistencies, nullifying grammar.
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By Young Zeus, a new TEACHER is never entering.
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Thank each active CHRISTIAN; how Easter rules!
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Christian HERESY is so thoroughly ignorant and naive.
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Human evolution's risible; earth's super YOUNG.
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You only use new GUITARS.
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Gibson's usually in tune; Angus REALLY shines.
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React excitedly and laud Lorna's YARDSTICK.
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Young adults really define STICKING to it, clearly kickass.
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Summer time is coming; KILLING insects never gladdens.
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Killing innocent little LADYBUGS in not good.
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Little aphids die young; BEETLES usually get some.
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Bald eagle eyes tracked little ENTOMOLOGICAL suckers.
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Eleven new technologies: one momentous, one lackadaisical, one GIGANTIC, increasing Carol Anne' library.
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Great idea, go ask NEBUCHADNEZZAR to invade Cyprus.
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Never ever bring unopened chocolates, hard acid drops, not even zesty ZUCCHINIS around Rikers.
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Zoos ultimately catch COHABITATING hyenas in Nairobi, in summer.
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Carmen, Otis, Hiram, Armen, Brittany, Izzy, Tomas, and Tori IMPLEMENTED new gulags.
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I murdered Peter Lorre, Edward Merritt, Ellie Norton, Ted Evans DEAD!
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Dummy, eat a DICTIONARY.
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Dave is connecting to immortal old native Americans rather YOUTHFULLY.
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You're old, Umlaut. Those HEAVENLY females unquestionably look like youngsters.
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Homer eagerly and VICIOUSLY entrapped nubile lonely youths.
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Victim is caged in old UNDERGROUND silo, loudly yelling.
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Unified new detectives emerge, righting grievously racist or UNIDENTIFIED new demons.
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Uneducated newscasters ignorantly disseminated exaggerated narratives that incited FACTIONAL insurrections every December.
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Force all cats to increase, only NEUTER all lions.
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