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No sevens in times
Is the first line of this, my
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Old 03-09-2010, 12:39 PM
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12/21/2012
pedicted end times
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Predicted end times?
Or very, very lazy
Calendar makers

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Old 03-09-2010, 12:58 PM
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Old 03-09-2010, 01:12 PM
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And right before Plarch
Stood a man we call Flangle
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Old 03-09-2010, 01:51 PM
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But his real name's Steve
a good guy, I'm sure, and yet...
not too cromulent.

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Old 03-09-2010, 01:57 PM
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What's this cromulent?
You and your Simpsons verbage
It's craptacular!
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Old 03-09-2010, 01:59 PM
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Bzzzzt. You have to use the last line of the preceding haiku.
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Bzzzzt. You have to use the last line of the preceding haiku.
Not too cromulent?
You and your Simpsons verbage
It's craptacular!


yup - signs that i am not feeling well - carry on!
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Old 03-09-2010, 02:16 PM
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It's craptacular
Wallowing in crapulence
Duff Man says "Ohh yeah!"
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Old 03-09-2010, 02:27 PM
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Duff man says "Ohh yeah!"
Tony the Tiger says "Not"
I ignore spokesmen
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"and thus am happy."
that's the end of the story.
Time for another?
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:41 PM
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Demon asked, sucking my brain
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Not a big plum fan,
Tina liked little green plums
that's grapes, idiot!

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that's grapes, idiot!
filling this bag I'm using
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you sonofabitch
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"Now look what you've done!
You wanted a bit of nookie,
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Old 03-09-2010, 09:36 PM
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And I missed my bus
the late man sadly exclaimed
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Old 03-09-2010, 11:37 PM
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Little orange peckers
carefully placed on table
centerpiece delight
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centerpiece delight
afternoon delight on the
dining room table

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Old 03-10-2010, 08:34 AM
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Her eyes told tales that frightened
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Old 03-10-2010, 08:43 AM
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Old 03-10-2010, 08:53 AM
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Eyes of the undead
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Old 03-10-2010, 08:59 AM
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Where are the SDMB?
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the locusts swarm and devour
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Old 03-10-2010, 10:57 AM
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Narcissistic bugs
Preening, not pollinating
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Old 03-10-2010, 11:23 AM
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Old 03-10-2010, 12:59 PM
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Into wilderness
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Old 03-10-2010, 12:59 PM
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into wilderness
would be the ideal form of
banishment for me.

ETA: Darn it!

He's Grizzly Adams
what with all the facial hair
shave already man!

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Old 03-10-2010, 01:21 PM
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But George Bernard Shaw laughed loud
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beating the barber
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I don't like salons.
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Old 03-10-2010, 03:11 PM
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I don't like salons.
I'd rather talk sports than books
With some other drunks.
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Old 03-10-2010, 03:14 PM
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With some other drunks
They yell and weep and stumble;
I just get giggly.
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Old 03-10-2010, 03:16 PM
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I just get giggly
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Whoo hoo! drunks are fun
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Old 03-10-2010, 03:19 PM
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"Whoo hoo! Drunks are fun,"
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Old 03-10-2010, 03:26 PM
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Drop in to his bar.
If you're a priest, you'll soon be
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Old 03-10-2010, 03:45 PM
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The butt of a joke?
J-Lo is the owner of
A joke of a butt.
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Old 03-10-2010, 04:18 PM
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A joke of a butt?
Nay, J-Lo's tushy rightly
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Old 03-10-2010, 04:29 PM
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Is envied by all?
I think not, Elendil's Heir
As a butt, it's "meh"
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